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Show THE IIEUALD PAGE TO'O Tine A Herald-Journ- Week-da- y THE TRUTH QUICK Neither this newspaper, nor any of Its stockholders or officials has any connection whatever, directly or Indirectly, with any poll leal party, public utility, real estate promotion or other private business except the publication of newspapers devoted solely to disinterested public service. As I write of a five-fo- ot of my writing. m under-rhyt.h- is blasted out the sickly, aged cherry tree 20 feet from the shack and now the lad is sawing the tree Into lengths for Son and I i the town fireplace. if you desae leal fireplace Joy use apple, pear and cherry backlogs. For 'years I was so Mimi that X hauted to a ranvon fruit trees. Tor the blasted-ou- t'day I cut lip - every thing, even Hhe small limbs that we acqulrfc pruning. By the way, if you ever have the- - chore of smoking a hoc," get yoi .some .old apple ijwood; It has hickory peat; a hnnest-to-goodne- ss Cinematters By LLEWELLYN MILLER , and are the 10-t- on , ut fr we restrict Former-Gener- ourselves by Snied-le- y al D. Butler. ,;V.V.V.V.V.V.V.V.V.V.Y.VA.VWAVAVV.V.,.,.V.V, V In A I! S IF. v.x. that his day , ut fore law. m w i A III old alma ma- . One , of the acquirth? Hollywood education scenes pi Taxi, .starring Janies 5 calls in high schoolbut Jie 'has ac- Cagney and Loretta Young,enerfor an in quired a few J fundamentals Retie mix-u- p He is 15 and be can the hills:double-bitteb e tween a ax, pull a d swing a taxicab eross-csaw and use a brush a 10 - t o n He can start in oil a , boos. ' truck. Simple down tree and manic ars that little things mess of limbs and knots and saw like that alpitch pockets, and thenThat' ways and split the main log. bobbing up in something that will remain with if doubt I hour. movirs to his last him T h o taxis high school English or biology and or civics will promote either his fretrucks prosperity or ms contentment. quently m 1 x Speaking of the rhythm of A cross-csaw reminds me that with spectacular effect there is a feature coming over the radio that is very sweet iveness bn 'the public highways, except for one very teirible It Is a little harder to get them faux pas- - The feature is Cross-Cu- ts to do. It with real enthusiasm From the Log of the Day. the camera. They had to The sour note is that silly, fu- - be coaxed. And with every try, tile,' Imitation mocking bird another cab was put completewhistle that drowns out the ly out of commission. Executives Wring Hands quite satisfactory harmonyhim-of the quartet. Brother Cross Roy Del Ruth, the director, . self is a very kindly gentleman made takes and retakes. And with a sense of humor and real- executives stood, around and ly quite tolerant for a fundawrung their hands. mentalist. Finally one rushed up. . . Which reminds me of another This has to stop! he cried. the smart 'egg who adorns Theres ho danger, Del Ruth radio. That is Brother Meeker, assured him. "It looks bad. but conwho or Maker, or sumthin, I have the drivers completely ducts a university of the air I or protected. Thats why we are Parker-DoPainless my old friend havmg so much trouble getting Maker occasionally makes the shot. some remarks that have a walOh! Thats Different , lop. Parker is quite a fellow. 'The shot must come outr' For a successful business man. the executives Insisted frantiche Is about as much of a rebel ally. With money so tight, you as you are likely to meet up have to throw It away on dozwith. ens of taxis! 8on yells to me to come and Hey J Were making money! Cut some roots under that tree. the director retorted. The cab The fellow has not discovered rbmpariy paid me to haul away how- to teeter on one loot and these old jalopies. slip an- ax under a down tree Aaaaah! said the executives. butt and hittiie right spot ai Go ahead. We will make this lh proper, angle merely by oii- - a sniatlr hit, after all! serving the lay of the tree from . above. i A&cr seeing what happens to all of these screen heroes who go to the- - South Seas to get The.' . firmer of Jr Herron'.. a way frotp. it all. Little Debris, feHrtwas .IndejrtpJSwit and could the, extra ; girl, says that she ttflij- opinloaafw&uic!; Trasloy thinks tliey ought to be called Souse- - Seas. udima, jvrn --- Sing ter, Sing, has a .football team. Hooray for d c school, yelled I z z y, a crowning rop with a Send brick. me back to Sing Sing, so I can see me Todays i old one-thir- lo there are no words of author- study ity or ' government or comthink mand we discovered the and nobody. ever says This is idealhave at tolastwhich lliwdy. folks: to retire place or must not about the time cf vear when we rame across it ut a book each Cherkess is a law unto outan culled 12 The Secrets of the and no tax collectors ing flannel nightgown is a Caucasus by a young man are allowed in the teller's closest friend. country named Essad Bey if a tax collector wanders seems it that over there the in ail boys get out their Japan has supplied the League of Nations with a list of 900 between the Black sea and the squhrel rifles and hold a gala Caspian there is a race or day depredations By Cherkesses who have no govManchuria. . ernment whatever Tattle-talc- ! The only thing we don't quite and who worship beer ... like about the country is what seems to us a waste of beer It certainly would be a relief R tile Cherkes language RETURNS TO CHEER in the spring they brew to live in a country wbeie they one-thir- . After a great deal of prayer- ful searching and deep of various large books we This is Izzv Fleaeake, alias the Goat, alies Din tv the Dope, who heard for the first time yester- D. R. Robertson, chairman of the Railway Labor Executives Association, adopted a point of view that will find plenty of supporters in his recent communication rejecting the proposed 10 per cent railway wage reduction. d More than of the employes of this indusd of the capital in try are idle, and more than this industry is idle, he said. You are taking nothing from the earnings of capital to support the unemployed workers. You are asking that the employed workers take 10 per cent of their earnings to support idle capital Seldom has the workingmans point of view in time of financial depression been better expressed. fr '! T linay piueh in the way - Humor EOK ALMA MATER PAYING FOR DEPRESSION the rhythm saw carrying the there Jim Marshall By- - or Afternoon - , BILLY HILL By don't have taxes and v.heie there are no nuts poking la,a every 1(1 nunutes and where. beir is elevated to its proper station in life and we pre going to find out right away what steamship lines run there and nuke some reservations before the grand rush starts LISTEN: There is AND, One of the first reforms we some catch to should undertake would be 'to probablyso stick around a bitthi, thing stop this wicked waste don't pack up your toothWe would invent some new and until we find out some brush rites the religion and change ... moie. theso all around that esses believed beer . conferred If a mah can break the law Wisdom upon,. the drinkers to get beer now, I wonder if every, spring and then we. would have, the priests fix this winter he can break the The Rev. get bread? up a few gallons of bock and lawE. toJames. instead of pouring it uito the J. earth Lets have a real reason bepour it into US , . the .beer in Luge and capacious copper utensils and .then the piiests hold a and taking up big ceremony huge, dippers of beer pourfer-it for. into lhe earth-hop- ing tility for the crops (Yeali! Were shuddering too') Tk OBSERVER- - 1 al Published every week day arternoon, except legal holidays, at 75 West Center street Logan, Utah, by Cache Valley Newspaper Co., N. Gunnar Scnops-Cinfilmatter at the postoffice Rasmuson, president, and entered as second-clas- s 1879. March act of 3, under m the Cache Utah, Subscription Logan, Proclaim liberprice Valley by mail, 12 50 the year In advance, by earner $3.50 a year in adty thruout the vance or 40 cents tneanonth. Outside Cache Valley, by mail $5.00 the year. land." Gilman, Nicoll & Ruthman, Special Representatives San Francisco office. 525 Market St.; Chicago office, 410 N. Michigan Ave.; New York office, 19 W. 44th St.; Boston office, 18 Tremont St., Detroit office, G01 New Center Bldg. R W. MARTIN, Advertising Manager OTTIS PETERSON, Managing Editor - Natures School MONDAY, NOVEMBER 30, 1931. JOURNAL, LOGAN, UTAH, ield Newspaper Scripps-Can- f Every - old . m i i: college tT for victory! chums lighting Rah! Rah! Kah!. Cell house 157! Mr. Fleacakes request was granted. Photo by Solus Scneby. V DOLLS and CABS Oddity- - The matrimonial agency thai will do the greatest volume of business during the next six Patrolman James Hayden of months is the parlor davenport. Van Nuys, Cal., is a policeman and an indt pendent, bureau employment making rolled into one. In just one month Patrolman Hayden has found jobs for 131 men, nine women. He has it down to a system figuring that the more people working the fewer causing trouble. So during spare time, he can be found touring around ranches, construction projects and other places of busmess. He learns what labor is needed, then, on his beat, he rounds up all his unemployed and dispatches them to jobs. Besides many friendships it has earned him distinction as the quietest, least having troublesome beat in Van Nuys, non-pro- - Grins in the News Cold? Cheer up! Congress soon will start manufacturing Says Harry Shakes, Banana peels brakes. With four-whemarathon rianrer after waltzing 10 his mind This is the we ever knew that a dancer had a mind. A year. in Arkandays, lust first tune marathon - ator Reed Smoot. Tool Sets See Thflse! MIRRORS GIFTS Both Plain and ale offering sdne bargains in fancy - THEY 1 PRICED LOW! Grills, MAKE Waffle Maker NICE ' GIFTS Toast Makers Cooking Utensils CUTLERY Shears, ' Pocket Knives, Bdtcher Knives, Carving Sets, Hunting Knives ' ALL GOOD GIFTS! Waterless ' Cookers, Sale Of Dishes Special Gray Enamel Appreciated Gifts. Many nice items xa glassware including mixitg sets, Bridge sets, glassei, goblets, etc., etc. i i t mel Ware, Ware GLASSWAEE price on all deco rated dishes til Christmas. Alu- minum Kettles, Ivory Ena- OF THE JGREAT Samson: you, kid. Dont Fail To High grade electrical appliances. Many are guartm- -' teed for life. Electric Irons, Curling Irons, Electric for that any brunette can become SAYINGS Toys for little hoys and girts. ; - 20 PER CENT BELOW REGULAR I'm strong for, is.. Americanism: Dashing to the No corsets for women this city council to tuk passage of a new law; breaking live traf- winter, says a Paris style note. Ah, now they can breathe fic laws going there and back. easier. SEABURY TO RUN NEW YORK, Nov. 30 tC-- E 1 Genies for ' 'V 'a Heaters, Electric 1 Todays Improbability: rt Tools and Tools for Men a p 1 atinum. blonde ' by afeh A gentleman who believes? tlie ply dumping a ! world is flat is running for ' . ' can of alumi i ts of O. mayor Cleveland, It - num paint over her head. .v-flat broke. -. Thoto by J. E. Webb .; ' Einstein and MilUkeii,- - scfeij-tlst- s, understand it Conare arguing in Berlin over act, when It conthe cosmic rays. Of course, gress first will be to repeal Presiwhen they get this settled, the venes, dent Hoover's Thanksgiving depression will be over, wont proclamation. T it Or wont it? ; r i lieve a sales tax would be paid by the producer and not passSened on to the consumer. ' ' ' .n ELECTRICAL Each week we print a beauty hint by one of the great screen stars of Holly wood. Today we present Miss Minnie Waffle, noted motion picture actress, who , declares I ' rt . . ( All New Goods No Old Stock BEAUTY SECRETS OF SCREEN STARS hot air again. (A splendid assortment, fur your approval U" anil girls'. boys' n . i . We have priced them to clean up again this Re badly need, sas, TOYS and GAMES t Beautiful dulls that will gladden the heart of any girl. quickly. Every doll sold last They arc priced year. WIIAT THIS WORLD NEEDS fit PRACTICAL GIFT FROM EVERTONS WILL PLEASE I1 jX) V1 I i YE DIARY Judge Samuel Seaburv of New (November 29) of Tammany York, arch-eneHall, is expected to be a con- Day.) Earlie up, and . tender for the Democratic pres-th- e to (Lord's preparing the children lor lldential nomination in 1932. kirkr, dressing Sable Hume in her yellow smock, and scrubbing which do be BY WILLIAMS Little Homers neck, mighty loamy; and I do bustle around, like an olde hen,! mak-s ing sure that the Yuongdo be fully dressed; .and so tu kirkr, but Lord! when we do get a block away Iretn the house, 1 do discover 1 do be wearing, like a zany, my And so home again, mouthing fierce wordcs. t The League of Nations bility lo stop the war lu Man-chu- m proves! what many pf us old' baseball fans have long su perted. that ii is just a Class V league after all Ina- This program Is sent, to you by electrical transcription, for broadcast purposes only Science News-- 1 for now-m- Hand. HIGH QUALITY LOW PRICE L. BEAUTIFUL SLEIGHS ! SKATES,.. L SKIIS AH New Stock Xew Reduced at the Prices! SILVERWARE GIVE A RADIO ; t .'ijl ythe Great r ATWATER KENT t Sggoo Trade Your Old Bet In i. for a new one! WASHING MACHINES Voss ' Washer has all reduced prices'- on worth' while good our whole line of Silverware. Now is your chance points and many to BUY FOR LESS! Special Vv Td the Family! Buy Here and Save! Beautiful new instruments ;, f P , , GIFT . FURNITURE ' Tables liockers Breakfast Sets Beds and Springs Mattresses COME EARLY Believing that It is human nature to forget one tiling if attracted by another. Dr. A. G. Highgate. deiiUsl of Wauconda, 111., has put motion pictures to work for him. Directly in front of Ills rhalr Dr. lhghgate has fastened a screen to the walL Behind the chair Is a small automatic projector through which film runs while the denli,st works on aching , We s! Cheer up! The iootball season will soon be over, and you wont have to listen to radio- - announcers go into spasms of run. , hysterics over a 1 Are Ideal For Gifts! Jack-najx- house-slipper- v MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS WHILE STOCKS teeth-Tii- projector- - was installed the benefit of Dr. young patients, but older High-gat- ds people have asked that pictures be shown while they are in tho chair, too. Animated cartoons favorite subjects. are - the AV.V.W.V.V.VVAVA.Y.V.VAY.VMVi.V.V.V.VAV.V |