OCR Text |
Show THE HERALD - JOURNAL, LOGAN. PAGE TWO UTAH- Two Weeks in Ash Can - TUESDAY, OCTOBER 20, 1 93L Lived The A Herald-Journ- ''' Newspaper Scripps-Canfiel- tl Every al Week-da- y ' is The OBSERVER t W. ' , Lmv Published every week day afternoon, except legal holidays, at 75 We; t Center street, Logan, Utah, by Cache Valley Newspaper Co, N. Gunnar nutter at the poatolfice Rasmuson, president, and enteied as second-clas- s Logan, Utah, under the act of March 3, 1879. Subscription puce in Cache Valley by mail, J2 50 the year in advance, by carrier $3.50 a year in advance or 40 cents the month. Outside Cache Valley, by mail $5.00 the year. have a good fi lend who chief engineer on a big Dutch hnei and every 15 weeks win u his ship comes into a - heportcomes up to our place and we Mt arou .d the fire and wish we had each other's We Pa-ci- 1UDS A AN II)KAL WORTH PEKPETIJATINO On Tuesday, Oi tuber 20, a room in Thomas Jefferson's, old home at Moiitieello, Va., will he dedicated at f ROLL OF HONOR 'Erasmus J. Cucumber is hereby nominated for the place of All - American iotball spec tutors team. Al-tlie has attended every local game this season, Mr. Cucumber has heroically re frained telling persons next to him how' he played right tackle on the Adenoids Academy eleven in 1797. Photo by Leland Van Olden. . ho hy American newspaper men to the ideal of a free and uiitramrneled press. It was Jefferson who said that: "Wlieie the pi ess is free and every man able to lead, all is well. This ideal, especially in the west, has almost been reached. Attempts still aie made, sporadically, to censor the newspapers, hut mainly tney fail. Literacy grows and in several states only one person in 100 is unable to read and write. There is, today, hardly any question ol the right of new simpers to piint what they believe to he the truth; to criticize and praise freely,; to broadcast opinion of all kinds, as long as they remain within the bounds of of purpose. decency mil honc-stIco)L who want to censor the press desire that power far their own selfish ends and for no dher purjiose. They ace dangerous perhaps more dangerous thi n the public realizes. Ded cation of the Monticello loom will, we hope, impress upon every newspaper man his duty to think ho lestly, write accurately and publish fearlessly what he believes to be the truth. It will also serve notice to those who desire tl at the American press is jealous of its rights, and will defend them as best it can with what Weapons it has. news-suppressi- Our Own West Cinematters Its Romantic History Just when we begin to think Stones and rumors which the human race is becoming persisted along the Western more intelligent, we receive one frontier in Belle Starr's time of those chain letters threatenvern that she as a man ing us with dire mismortune if during all her escapades-ih- Hollywood . . Helen Chandler loves eggs benedictme, but she is most particular abou howl ' they die.-ce- we do not immediately send copies of It t,o nine1. friends, OlTTA LUCK lie leased a fine suburban cot. And thought he was in luck; lie found the col was stucco, with " The accent oil tin slue! THAIS BILL DC Y Just keep doubling your bet when vou roll those dice, stranger. The percentage is all with you. " The dictionary defines prohibition as the act of prohi- biting. The definition, ever,, was arrived at before we had Prohibition. how- BEAT THE DEPRESSION BY MUSS TILEIE TALC I HOW 1 '"Dear Sir: M t are ordered was said to be one of who t ok s.!ti0t)9 from an old Indian, Watt Gray- at t h pre-pare- d. She them e cx-- c u sive Embassy club the other day foi th.ee bandits 1 son pa;.,i t -- bv saw Anna Riekow k i climb into an ash can pulling the hd elosc over tir hedd Investigating, fie found the ui u oiiehod inside. knees almost touching her chin ready lor her nmht s Winn she was taken to sirp the Laiiidin N J, Home for friendless Children ana fed, as here, the ehnd told authontics that tne can had been her only shelter lor two weeks after she had been aban-- i d.med by her poverty-stricke- n mother. Or Granpaw Ned Oakley Writes 1T.NKIN CORNERS. Lditir The October 19 Herald-Journa- l: Dear Sim Brother: Th village lias managed t' remain ca'm cloorin tn fust days of th new Hoover plan f'r thawing frozen assets ami is patiently awaiting usual appointment of th commission, which will be Commission No. 23,156. to our figgerin. Both hankers here is quite cptimistie about the plan, each having stock in th delimit Finikin Corners lee (ream company, th assets of which is frozen harder'n its produck ever was, Ill sav that. Such messy ice cream I never did sec in all inv bom dais! If Mr. Hoover can thaw out th company, everybody will be pleased, especially small boys, which has had to go hack to th freezer on th, back poich Sunday morning,!, old-sty- turn-th-cra- The. three bandits stiung luncheon. Grayson up by his neck seven And I want times to force lnm to tell where h.s wealth wt": carhe.i. The old tigjit, she told the Indian stoutly rciused. waiterBut when ilic trio started in He did not tr. his squaw, lie weakened. No ono ever Knew it Belle lose his poise, w-- s one of the truj he did Starr really er not but short y after the look a trifle Indian lost las money, she enbewildered tered a lot of big race meets "Tight, explained Miss Chanm Texas wY.,i a new string of dler, is nice and hard. Not all U'UUg llOlSSa. soft and So different from the tight eggs this department sees. them but' Read The United Logan And we let him get this out his system and then we (. sigh heavily and say Yeah out you take jour job --now. You have a second engi-hneer do all the work and you hours to j.ave no particular and when you're at sea ge(,p Organizations Platform For And-Judg- er e Yourself or play 0U can read all day judge or attend cocktail tl,.s m the saloon All you have to do l.s sail aiound on a fine ship with iv try thing done lor you and when you DO get home your tamily appreciates you . . -' We, the delegates of the convention oi the I mted Logan Organization, in convention assembled this JOtli day of ISepteniher, 1931, hereby set out the principles upon which we stand. We don't mean to convey that the Marshall family doesn't its meal ticket cause it does we hope but when a husband and father only gets home about three times a year and then only for a week or so between trips well, it must be quite a thrill all around we husbands who come home every evening regular as clockwoik and plank down the paycheck every Saturday night are appreciated all right but . . . But. anyway We believe that .Logan city demands now, as never before in her history, a program of community development, behind which all citizens can unite and labor concertedly. The welfare of this city and all her people must be the guide to progress. We believe well-defin- plans, broadly conceived and diligently prosicuted. Logan, with her favorable surroundings, her picturesque setting, her unequalled heritage in natural resources, together with the location here of the Utah State Agricultural college, is potentially one of the outstanding beautiful and one of the most healthful and wholesome cities of the west. But that destiny can never be fully realized without definiteness in the direction of city betterment. the Chief and us we sit around far, far into the night yarning awajr and wishing we had each others jobs but that is only because like all humans we see only the bright side of the other fellows life and mainly the dark side of our own our friend thinks all we have to do is pound out a We believe that the citizens of Logan will welcome a constructive program of community betterment, designed to promote unity of interest, develop consistently the citys natural beauty and vv holesomeness, and thereby render life in Logan more congenial and satisfying. column a day for an enormous salary and we think all he has to do us leaf around a ship and eat good food and see life and listen to the motois occasionally Somt day we are going to trade off jobs for a voyage and then each of us will dis cover that our old racket is best he will probably run out of ideas about the fourth day and we will probably let the en- gines run out of oil about the second day and so both of us will be fired out on our ears Most every, AND, LISTEN: man if he realized it is in the job he likes best only the darn fool hasnt gumption enough to stop grousing and get a wallop out of his work. that modern cities advance in accordance with We stand united back of Logan Citys electric light plant as representing her largest single investment and , pledge ourselves management. to protect it through Science News Utilizing Uic hitherto wasted leat from a planes exhaust, Dr. Merit Scot.t of Cornell untver-it- y a model has developed vhich will prevent lee forming n a plane's wings and piopel-e- r. . ler-Ifi- es Talkie Miss Chandler Is rather bigger off the screen than she appears on it, but she has that same wistful, bird-lik- e quality. Her nickname when she was a child was Robin She is wondering what the world is coming to, at the moment. The studio wants her to have all of her perfectly good front teeth pulled so that bigger ones can be put in. Hers are small, and the studio says that they do not show enough for the screen concept of perfect beauty. They are also asking her to praetice pouting at home so that her lips will be more prominent when she is photogra, phed. That is a career for you All of the studios are looking at their stars, ever smre r made Clark Gable go to a plas- tic surgeon and have his ears laid back. Metro-Goldwyn-- M aye There is virtually no dif-- 1 ference between college football and a common fight. Governor William (Alfalfa Bill) Murray of Oklahoma. We pledge ourselves to develop and inprovc Logans water system to adequately provide for future needs and to protect the citys water rights for culinary and power purposes. t that the maintenance of Logan citys streets has been neglected and that the condition of the citys thoroughfares is generally deplorable. We pledge our candidates to an immediate improvement We believe in this condition, which can he accomplished without an increase in taxation or expense to the citizens of Logan, through an efficient system of maintenance ana proper distribution of benefits. Consistent with the citys, revenues and without increasing taxation, Armxtiong and Miss Arthr" Jason Robarus, Mary Doran, George Brent. Grayce Hampton, Spencer Charters and Glace Van Moore directed Cupard the picture SERyiCE'Wv we stand for a longtime program of community betterment, including (1) a program of community wide beautification with adequate park and playground facilities in all quarters of the city; (2), a more vigorous inspection service designed to protect and promote public Just Arrived! NEW RCA VICTOR CONSOLE R-- health; (3), provision for a municipal slaughter plant; (4), establishment of a regular and effective system of garbage disposal; (o). a new and attractive fence around the city cemetery, with necessary improvements in the approaches to, and the roads within that important part of the city. We also stand for improvement in the management of the Logan cemetery; (6), We stand for independent audits of the city accounts. We stand 9 for the enforcement of ail laws, including city ordinances. e, elec-triqu- Every child comes into the world endowed with liberty, importunity, and a share of the war debt. Luncheon Special: vitamine, 35c. fried CHICHESTERS PILLS Fothered rervous, depressed feeling may warn of disordered kidney function. Thousands recommend Dunn's Pils in these conditions. Praised for more than 50 years by grateful users the country over. Sold by dealers everywhere. Doarvs t Uc t, SOU) Y Rel ' Hoy DRUGGISTS EVERY Sow t IV iltlg A DruPETtc fOft THE MPMC'S td We stand for democracy in all civic affairs and vite full and active participation hy all citizens. n'y$ in- V witK TkjUs AA f r f Tsar tPrucjrWt. ni m, KKM PH l.M.Ls, 40 rrrv knows O complete with Saves Hours of Time and Miles of Steps Radlotront Ready to operato N Wise buyers a',e advance of the buying service offered them in their own TELEPHONE DIRECTORY to aoid unnccs-sar- y steps ord needless delays. There you will find the sales messages of merchants who have prepared to serve you well. Many of them are listed under the names of the products or services they sell, making it eosyfor you to find and get exactly what you want. Consult your TELEPHONE DIRECTORY before you buy. RCA The greatest console value we ever offered. A full-siz- be Super-Heterodyn- e! A beautiful Early English cabinet of walnut veneer. Created by RCAs great engineers and Victors famous sound experts. Equipped with tone control and the new Radiotrons. Super-Contr- Hcr ol it today! uc leauztu uuougti efficient manthe city without any agement in all departments of "Y increase in taxation; indeed, a United Logan cou d have all of these things and more at no greater cost than that now being used annually by her citizens 1 ..u acuon m carrying forward a constructive program of communityUHliy betterment We invite no controversy over what rightfully belongs to the past; we propose to indulge no personalities; our eyes are on the welfare of this community from this time forward. principle? Thatcher Music Co. U1dVeS a'ul U candi'date , efficient j half-cooke- d. run a small sandwich shoppe, and rwenllv found it necessary to In transoceanic i lights i'lnum-rabl- e N cut down evpcn- lives have been lost be-- a, ses. Did 1 lower e' xe of Ice format.on. Us wages? No! I ne'Rht, plus wind resistthe cost o' muvounai se by ance. makes a plane difficult to octroi, slows its spaed. making it out o Dr Scott's idea u. to run belwith lubricating ow 1 passages along the plane's Now oil. air mukinr ore tunny edge and tin u the again impeller, to carry olf the ex-i- a money, and ni list gases of tin is talk the mayonnaise The model was tesed m a ic-- ri town! (Signed) Tillie Talcum iterating wind tunnel Sur-aePhoto by C. M. Comlie. thus wanned will not coat Pilot ographs have been mad( vith ice it was shown. of a Hying bullet Gosh, if they speed up the camera a htU Trios- more theyll be able to take pictures of Ll1 Gee Gee leaving the office at 5 o'clock! The word: Moron. There is one nice thing about What it means: A person have You don't being honest. vhose intellectual development to consult a lawyer to find out s normal up to about the how. lighth year but then is arrested and does not advance abme YE DIARY that of a normal child of 12: (October 19) and to shaving hence, a stupid person; feebleUp earlie. and do cut a minded person. with raxor-knifThe Where it came from: nick out of my left ear, and to Greek moros. stupid, foolish. and cursing most horribly; Dame Brew doth reprove me. pointing out that nojght that can happen doth excuse profanities and anon she doth e burn her finger on the iron, and doth mutter, Damn! under her breath: and I do upbraid her. pointIt Mav Warn of Diorlered ing out that nought that n kidney 1 unction. excuse doth prpfarilie, happen but she doth only say, Oh A nagging backache, with shut up! And so to the pront-cry- , bladder irritations and a tired, 1 MII.l.l It By I.I.IWLLLYN Logan City lie envies us .lie fact that ac are home with the family every night and have week- end, ofl and can go to a muwe any evening we want to and don't have to be nice po a lot of uninteiestmg pas- .ngers and so foith Tin: TRUTH QUICK Neither this newspaper, nor any of its stockholders or ofiid.ils has any connection whatever, dnccUy or indirectly, with any political patty, public utility, liul estate promotion or other private business except the publication ul newspapers devoted solely to disinterested public service. But how the Weary housewife will kick when she has to lug a coal .scuttle, made of gold, up from the basement. Terms Disloyalty To is Gilman, Nicoll & Huthman, Special Representatives San Franusro office, .525 Market St.; Chicago olfice, 410 N. Michigan Avc.; New York olfice, 19 W. 44th St.; Boston olhce, 18 Tremont St.; Detroit office, (iill Ntw Center Bldg. It. W. MARTIN, AdvciUoing Manager OTTIS PETERSON, Managing Editor iloadv, folks! A British eeonomet declares that the Lulled States may be lelt alone with its stork of gold and be foreed to use the precious metal for making household utensils, etc. Gosh, we can hardly wait to use a solid gold cuspidor. This Is What The Mayor BY JIM MARSHALL 'r Afternoon to the above annunciated (Paid Political Advertisement) 12 West Center St. V |