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Show THE HERALD rAGE TWO - OUR OWN WEST The Herald-JournSeri pps-- ,1 Its Romantic Story al an field Newspaper C Week-da- Every y j Afternoon stancei Published every week day afternoon, except legal holidays, at Center street, Logan, Utah, by cache Valley Newspaper Co., N Gunnur matter at the p office president, and enten :1 as seeond-claLogan, Utah, under the act of- March 3. 1879. Subscript.on price in Cache Valley by mail. 2.50 the yea1- in advance, by carrier $3.50 a year in ad vance or 40 cents the month. Outside Cache Valley, by mall $5.00 the year. 75 West Proclaim liberty thruout the land Francisco orfice, 525 Market Gilman, Nieoll & Ruthman, Special Representatives-Sa- n St.; Chicago olfice. 410 N. Michigan Ave.; New York office, 19 7V. 44th St.; Boston office, 18 Treniont St,; Detroit office, 601 New Center Bldg. OTTIS PETERSON, Managing Editor R. W. MaRTIN. Advertising Manager THE TRUTH QUICK nor any of its stockholders or atod public service. JUST ANOTHER LITTLE SCHEME a s world-(lictatorshi- p. A good many people will agree, adding: could he t lie dictator. Tract icidly everyone nowadays has a scheme to rebuild Ihe world, and practically every one of these schemes wouldnt work. so Theres r chance of getting a why waste time talking about it. Were against it, any-- u ay. Its just another one of these systems" that people world-dictato- Humor are always proposing as cure-allIt is silly No one system will work everywhere. to suppose that a scheme suitable for the United States also would be suitable lor Borneo or south America. Most ar.y system will work, if it gets intelligent nun working it. Most any system will fail with the wrong operators. Even if the world got a dictator, it is a thousand to one shot hed he the right man. And if he wasnt . . . We dont need new systems; we need new Howdy, folks! Fire Prevention system-operator- Thats Mahatma Gandhi mav not be a great leader, but he refrains from talking one day out of every seven. Thats more than any of our statesmen can do! FIRST PHOTOGRAPH Hollywood . . . Foodstuffs ran low while the Allen brothers were on the Mohave desert, shooting- one of then- wild life picture?. Rill foil dint the lirac had (vme to conserve thcA resources. "Y o u 11 have to stop e a t 1 n g so m u c George. toid his h. he r, bro-ihe- , , , Why Im eating like a bird, now! . . George protester, Yeah! By the peck! They get that way in Hollywood. Sturgeons are the large, sluggish hsh from which caviar is obtained. Besides, they are valued for their palatable and wholesome flesh, and their from which isinglass is obtained. They live in the seas and great lakes, sometimes ascending large rivers. The most important sturgeon fishery in Europe is that on the Volga river in Russia, where caviar-makin- g is the principal object. To make caviar. roe is sep- arated from the skin enclosing it and washed in vinegar. Then it is dried in the sun, salt is rubbed in by hand and the roe Ilyrum rp bran. 25c Values for After looking at a scorebourd at the office 20 in minues to shove In nights of yore at some saloon Wed sigh: We ve got to leave quite soon. The hours wouid pass with yarn.s and song "Til! someone yelled: The last cars gone! 34 West Center Lyric Bldg. is pressed In a cloth to extract the "liquor. The caviar is then ready for packing and the mar ket. Small sturgeon fisheries have been erected in Georgia and (October CELLOPHANE dust-proo- f, S2. 5) Earlie up. but my poor retch, lay groaning in bed, hav-- j ing been poisoned, she doth vow, by the wildc mushrooms I did pick yesterday, albeit I do think it be the licorice lollypops I did bring her. of which she did eat two pounds withal. But I did prepare a nauseous mixture for her. composed of sassafras tea sprinkled with aspirin, which, when she had drunk, she do be SURE I do be trying to poison her! But anon better, up, and to breakfast. w moisture-proo- f, of STRIKE! "They're LUCKIES out-- so they cant be in!" No won-d- er are always kind to your throat. Apartment house note -Joe Bungstarter says that he can't get used to these beds. He opened the wrong door and found himself out in the hallway in his night-shir- t. Your Throat Protection or And against cough Cellophane Keeps that i,Toastedn Flavor Ever Fresh Feet, start moving. We're going home. Hat. if you want do tome along, just hang on. t Moisture-Proo- f against irritation t' 1931. l The American Tobacco Co.. Mfrt, hi ( Made of the finest tobaccos The Cream of many Crops LUCKY STRIKE alone offer:, the throat protection of the exclusive "TOASTING" Process which includes the use of modern Ultra Violet Rays the processthat expels certain biting, harsh irritants naturally present in every tobacco leaf. These expelled Irritants are not present in your LUCKY . What has become of the boy who wasn't satisfied until he had a sta serpent tattooed on his forearm? Shoe Store TO RESIGN Berlin. October 6. (U.fi) Foreign Minister Julius Curtius today submitted his resignation to Chancellor Heinrich Bruening. FRESH! MEMORIES I Subscriber. Gone? It's gone up to Jessera s i Cellophane. Clean, protected, what could be more modern neat, than LUCKIES improved Humidor package so easy to open! Ladies the LUCKY tab is your finger nail protection. germ-pro- Editor s mail AS j See the new notched tab on the top of the package. Hold down one half with your thumb. Tear off the other half. Simple. Quick. ZipIThats all. Unique! Wrapped YE DIARY Childrens Stockings, LOST POLICY NOTICE and itfs open! Photo by Charles Shoup. Dear Homer: Where has the old dime novel gone? ber A Pair . early-crowi- California- i 7Lp for an hour, it took the fellows Ladies Full Fashioned Ilose. Black only. Limited num- you can get one marked Miss Anna Page, director of from $25 000 to $15,000 and you can pick up second- adult education of the Utah hand de luxe limousines quite a State department of education bit cheaper and U. S. Steel and Miss Jean Cox, state supercommon is down a bit. too edubut try to buy a couple of visor of home economics meet will all cation, presidents wood or of a yard of gas cords or a few thousand volts of and group leaders of the or ton a of coal any districts of the juice council Thursday at 2 p. cheaper than last year - and see where you get off at the Junior high school, i AND LISTEN: If anyone The state department thinks there's been a reduction sentatives are organizing in the price of taxes -- we'd like es in parental education for Louis because the the year. So we asked the Gift what to hear about it bird who made out our tax A, PetersenSuperintendent announced Tuesdifference she's noticed - she is a pretty good noticer statement overlooked It. day morning. having noticed a promising young bachelor a number of years ago . . . but, anyway when we suggested a cut of 20 per cent in the household expenses - we also heard plenty TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN : and this is some of it This is to certify that fire and automobile in"If prices have come down surance policies of the UNITED STATES FIRE INI would like to know just COMPANY OF NEW YORK, N. Y., Nos. SURANCE where said the Gift household The bulk of the Standard Fire Nos. 159132 to 15913G, Automobile Nos. money goes for fuel- - and light 10873G to 108750 and Automobile Bonds Nos. 76552 and water and fruit, meat, to 76600 inclusive, which were, in blank form, in the bread and that sort of thing "and taxes possession of II. A. PEDERSEN & COMPANY, the and if you can find much of said UNITED STATES FIRE INSURANCE agent reduction in any of these I'll COMPANY of NEW YORK, N. Y., at LOGAN, UTAH, put in with you have either been lost or inadvertently destroyed. and as for taxes they just keep going up that's all" The public at large is therefore hereby notified Well we sort of inquired that the above named policies arc invalid and void around among other Gifts -- and for any purpose whatever and have been marked as they all tell the same story cancelled by this company. it seems there HAVE been reductions in prices but unthis THIRTIETH dav of SEPTEMBER. 1931. Dated fortunately they are all in STATES FIRE INSURANCE COMPANY, UNITED to have things that people don't have By Ward S. Jackson, Manager, but when it comes to neces- -, 266 Bush Street, sities all the benefit most pie get you could stick in your San Francisco, California. eye and never notice it Of course if you want a nice down HUMIDOR PACKAGE his neck back Into place. 19c desany- This ert town, willing to try thing once, tried a dictator yesterday, just to sec it IL G. Wells had the right dope. The mayor and council elected Lem Hughes, old prespeetor, as the dictator, and told him to go to t. In two hours, Mr. Hughes had accomplisned the following: Run out of town two dudes caught combing their hair in public; Fired four shots through the windows of a locked limousine to give a prisoned dog ventilation; Put nine sidewalk radios out of commission; Discouraged 18 roosters, with an ax; Beat a dry reformer to the draw. (Funeral Saturday) ; Fcrbade introduction of spinach inside the city limits; and Ordered saloons to close on Sundays. Mr. Hughes then resigned. The saloons will reopen, but the other reforms will remain in full force and 6 yacht of person Unique The world series almost resulted fatally for Joe Bung-staite- r. Youll Never Be Offered Bargains Like. These Again ! Pair friend of purs a rash sort ' - heard the other day that living was a lot cheaper about 20 per cent, as a matter of fact and so he told his wife about it and suggested that it would be only fair if he cut 20 per cent off the household allowance each week and what that poor fellow heard was a caution - he heard it for half an hour and hes still listening to it A Oct. Sealed Tight Ever farmer WEDNESDAY A Ar., LEI MEET CALLED MOISTURE-PROO- F world. Mr. Flea-- h i t e is the who feeds his horse sawdust in the dark so the nag will think it is HOSIERY DAY e, STONY FORD, P.T1 the A irltor received recently fur Jean Harlow. That is nothing unusual. But this letter was William says the sun HYRUM The first of political never sets Wrigley addressed simply to The on Spearmint chewIn held be inai Platinum Blonde." to Hyrum meetings The post office did net waste will be a Democratic primary ingNo,gum. but everybody else does. even one day in rushing it to on Wednesday night. at its destination. will begin The meeting 7:30 p. m. B. M. Thompson is TODAYS NEWS PHOTO of the Democratic Brenfs sunburn Evelyn is chairman fading rapidly. It is only the executive committee. This is a picture of Amos J. Flea bite, said to be the meanest man in the Hose, Colors: San-deReve Rosador and Beige 1 first owns catcher mitt. Gabby Street may not be able to play, as the truant officer is af-- . First Ward , ter Him for . Sponsors Banquet playing "hnokey from school yesterday, llurry up, boys, its HYRUM Hyrum First ward getting dark. But be careful not o:i to throw the ball through WidIs sponsoring a banquet ! Wednesday evening as the first ow McGoof's front window-Photo by Carl Pehrson. of a series of entertainments for the benefit, of ward organizations. Why does your auto always During the dinner, an excel- need a new tire just about the con time your v.lfe needs a new lent program will be given sisting of musical numbers and hat? to attend toasts. An Invitation PHILANTHROPIST has been extended to all His fame is known thruout the land. helps his poorer brother; Political Meeting In HeHegives a dollar with one hand. And grabs two with the other. Wednesday Hyrum Ladies Rayon Silk 1931. Photo shows Connie Mack and Gabby Street choosing up sides before todays game of toss ball. Connie Mack gets choice, as he color of mahogany now. and that is light compared to the Shade she wore three weeks ago. She says that the California sun does that way. It tans quickly, and the tan fades just as easily. In the cast it Is different. When you're sunburned, you're sunburned. Isn't there something philosophical to be said ubout that? BY LLEWELLYN MILLER OF WORLD SERIES s. all. Cinematers This being week, it is earnestly hoped that big employers will observe the occasion by ceasing to fire any more men. s. outlaw In NATURELAND And Its Wonders or r, an asked the judge, "did '.Veil, you snoot at him. hit him? Pat replied reWell, sir, flectively, "if there was one bullet hole just over his heart and another about an inch below it, both made with a .45, I spect I hit him. Those two holes were just where Dooling said they were, but the Jury acquitted him. dis-ii-.t- the novelist, killed swered. officials has any connection Neither this whatever, directly cr indirectly, with any political party, public utility, real estate promotion or other priatc business except the publication ol newspapers devoted solely to Mr. II. G. Wells, - Pat once C, It Happened This Way At Stony Ford who had many friends the Texas Panhandle, and for that reason alone, Pat was arrested and tried for murder. At his trial. Dooling would admit nothing- He was unused to courts and was convinced enemies were trying to frame him. Finaliy. the judge attempted the questioning himself. Pat. lie asked, "did you kill this man?" "I dont know, sir, Pat an- v . Bandit chasers of the old west knew where their bullets were going when they shot a six-- ! gun. Take Pat Dooling, for in- -' OCTOBER UTAH, TUESDAY, LOGAN, JOURNAL, TUNE IS -- The Lucky Strike Dance Orchestra, every T uesday, Thursday and Saturday evening ever N. B. C. networks. |