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Show dJkm 111! K N TIIE HERALD PAGE TWO - Alt !2 HeraM Tlh A Scripps-Canfiel- Every L)J iSt tt 3 it Humor Published every week day afternoon, except legal holidays, at 75 West Center street. Logan, Utah, by Cache Valley Newspaper Co, N. Gunnar matter at the postoffiee Rasmuson, president, and entered as second-clas- s SrrlpprCanfleld Logan, Utah, under the act of March 3, 1870. Subscription price in Cache adProclaim 50 In a carrier in $3 advance, by liberty year Valley by mail, $2.50 the year vance or 40 cents the month. Outside Cache Valley, by mail $5o0 the year. thruout the land" Gilman. Nieoll it Ruthman, Speciar Representatives Ran Francisco office, 525 Market St.; Chicago office, 41o N. Michigan Ave.; New York off.ce, 19 V. 44th St.; Boston office, Id Tremont St; Detroit oflce, 1120 Fisher Bldg. R. W. MARTIN, Advertising Manager OTTIS PETERSON, Managing Editor that INVENTOR! Cinematers Yesterday's Is today's relic in . Hollywood Institution Hollywood. . . In the first d a y s of the when talkies sound t e c ue was a hope than a reality, of picture more '1 nine-tent- the was voice colon taking lessons. were vocal There more acid-emles,- " voire culture 1 tut n-- s a schools" than there speech-aweie gas stations In Hollywood. Today sound engineers can get a perfect recording on any voice, man. woman, child, or even a frog. Thy caught the sound of a canarys song at one of the studios the other day. All of which has been very fortunate for if the stars had depended on their dear teach1 1 e rt ers you would have seen a great many familiar faces drop out of sight and a great many new ones replace them. For the majority of the voice experts learned their methods as yell leaders at somebody's college, or as It seems. On top of all our movie people go there of a Friday night to see the prise fights. Two directors suddenly spied, near them, the efllciencv expert from their own studio. Wonder what hes there,4 said one. Probably hired to see that they Nion't waste any punches, swiftied the other. doing . PLEADS GUILTY Charles Jenkins, 19, of Newton, picked up on a fraudulent check charge, pleaded guilty Friday when arraigned before Judge Jesse P. Rich in Ity court. A fine of $15 and a county jail sentence of 20 days were imposed. A. "FTTa, t; H v t y - Jensen has re- - There was a young man of Devizes; Whose ears were of different sizes; The one that was small n stadon-to-sta-tio- n from LOGAN to Denver Cedar City SI. 75 $1.55 35c . Malad KtPQtng nud Dljjht yyt f Rrf ictver Call by dumber q, st OH lerf '.stance X Nu P TU;tv- - ?? C61 rv. i ton Was no use at all, But the other won several prizes. The ear that won the piizes w' the one that he . kept to . ae ground" so he knew v i.jw was coming prepared lor It. Everton it Sons have ear to the ground for months listening to the approach of lull and preparing tor it. Ycull find all the fall goods in hardware here now. Heating stoves, coal s, scuttles, stove pipe, electric heaters, and all the other fall had their stove-board- goods. i .7 . 5 ''a" ' Thank saved1 GllAMPAW have it now change your history hour to home economics, drop French for painting and then we can have our lunch hour together. I NED OAKLEY. - Corner Third South and Main Conoeo Germ Processed Motor Oil Conoco Balanced Blend Gasoline Greasing :: :: Tire Repairing week. Mrs. C. Helm and young son, Another reason why men for their dont go back to the farm is be- Jerry, left Thursday California. cause it cost them all they had home at Hollywood, Mrs. Jane Stumpf and Miss to get away. Isabella Stumpf were luncheon Todays definition: A puncture guests of Mrs. Joseph T. Wood, is a lillle hole found in tires at Thursday. An attractively ananged lunlong distances from teephones cheon was given on Thursday or garages. evening by Miss Mary Jensen in honor of Mr. and Mrs. E. P YE DIIRY Shelton of California. A bowl iSeptember 18) Betimes home, where dine on of petunias formed a pretty a goode haunch of veal roasted centerpiece. Covers were laid with peaches, in all truth a for the honored guesis and Mrs. noble dishc! And. having dined FTcd Larsen. Miss Margaret most excellently, I did begin to Jensen and Henry Jensen. Mrs. Charles Ladle entertainteach my wyfe Barnacle Bill the Sailor, which pleases me ed at a children's party in honmightily, but she do sav it be or of the fifth birthday of her .dllic, foolish dittie, and I did son. Leo Ross. Games were enretort that she do be lacking joyed and refreshments were in a sense of humour, but she served to 12 little guests. Dan Maisey who has spent did reply: I married you didn't I. zany? But what she meant the past month at Soda Springs by this remark, I know not. for his health, has returned home feeling much better. And so to bed. Jerry Baker, Jr., who has There may be some things been attending to the affairs of about football that are not per- Ins father, Jermimah Baker, fect, but think of all the col- since his sudden death, has renever get turned to his home at Arbon, leges that would stadiums if there weren't any IdahoMr and Mrs. Wallace Johnson football, of Robinson, Wyoming, spent Take three times daily before Thai sday and Friday, as the meals. guests of Mr. anc Mrs. David Savings Saving money is one tiling keeping it safe after youve saved it is another. Ever since the leisurely days when there were no automobiles in Cache Valley, the Cache Valley Banking Company has helped the people of the community safeguard their savings. We have done this not only by providing banking service of unquestioned soundness, but by helping our customers to avoid bad investments and find good ones. Before you make other investments, build up a strong account in a reliable hank. No other investment can take the place of this 'one. Then, as your surplus grows, make it a rule never to buy an investment, ro matter hnw attractive it appears, until you've learned all the facts about it. We offer depositors the advantage of both State and Federal supervision, and for those who seek other investments for thir surplus funds, we take a real interest in digging up information which will enable them to steer dear of investments of doubtful value. teifii ; mm , (fSHL hiw.W Ihe 1VH.Y To Financial Independence The most successful men tell us that linancia! uuleienli.nce always bepins with the regular accumulation of a surplus. Me sagjret at regular payments into a Federal I.uild ng ai d Loan Association Svsti malic Savings cconnt he made pait of yi ur budget. L is vo'ic Kl'A to financial 1 i r oL 0o llllll SU ETY, $1000 IN WITH THE REGULAR PAYMENTS OF LESS THAN 17c A V. S. DEPOSITORY DY. Sank prra. luxr fLsy BUILDING & LOAN 118 , 135 MONTHS CacheViueyBankikg Company iSHS M 'r ve Chaiged with wife desertion William Winslow entered a not guilty plea worn arraigned Friday in city eourt. Juage Jesre F Rich set October 13 as tlie ! PARK, ,y0. Geysers are temperamental, jealous and lazy, according t0 Frank Obeihansiey sen, or rang, er naturalist at Old Faithful. Oberhansley has just finished a trying summer with the famous Yellowstone Park geysers j Even Old Faithful acted up ; to full one its spouting height day without its usual gio.ins ; and gurgles gapiAgs On the same dav other km-er- s ; which iad faniy well 'J lished rpcutations acted up Awake at Last Splendid, awoke from a sleep of 40 years raid stole the show from Daisy, its partner. Sudden ly Durst'n into action, it ed to its nonual height cf iao feet: then rehred to allow D r.sy to cany on the work. At tii1 fame time Comet and Brilliant pool, all of the same a wail out for family, sta-r- d one show. Torn Thumb which usually takes a months vacation every summer, took two this summer. Oberhansley blames drought. Shows for Visitors Monarch of all geysers, Giant, is the nu. tc nperamont il. Its pen xls ot eruptions v.vy .is much as tniei months. 'Thu summer it decided to blow off while ab a.t 2t)00 visitors were in the iri,uw. a good shmv It Giant put spouted to a height of 250 feet and contmuccl for two hems Oociansitv Isn't woreied. h(wevtr. abo'. t the lenv'h of hfe of the pi v. cis. Oirv Slight Changes Over the short space of 100 years, the sum total of change will be very slight and perhaps no decrease that can be detected will occur within the next 1000 years. As the geologist reckons, these geysers were born in the last geologic second and perhaps will vanisn in the next few geologic seconds. But you see, he laughed, a geologic second is something like a thousand years. tough SETS TRIAL with your answer to the MYSTERY OF THE HIDDEN QUART YELLOWSTONE - s. crow d. You I u 1 An- trial. HISS man and Mrs. Larsen. Mrs. T.a Lallls was hostess to an attractive luncheon TuesCULINARY SECRET BARED! day, in honor of Mr and Mrs. Peter Thompson and Mrs. ArThis is Abner J. Ringworm, thur Lemon of StAr Valley, discloses Flowers graced the disgruntled cook, who for the first Wyomingtable. Covers were laid for the roadhow time honored guests and Wesley Lal-li- s, houses arc able Ardeila Lallls and Ronella to serve such Lallis. z fried Mrs. Caryle North of Pocatelchicken. M r . lo, Idaho, left for her home Ringworm says Thursday after attending the the chickens are luneral services of her lather, fed itin an Baker. diet of Jurmimah Jens Jensen who has spent old pencil erasranch ers to make the summer at his sons Sunthem ruboerv, a in Idaho, returned home cupful of minced gof bails be- day. Nearly all of Mendon attending added every third day. Photo bv Walter Welti. ed the county fair at Logan this VVii-fo- rd for f present MENDON your apartment window, derson and daughter, Valere. Lavcrn Petersen left Monday to go to Provo where he will attend the B. Y. U. during the coming year. He has accepted a position with the university orchestra. He was accompanied to Provo by ills parents. The homecoming social of the Siccnd ward Primary association was held Monday at the ward. Mrs. Hutton. Mrs. Jensen and Miss Nielsen of the stake brnrd were present. Hyrum First ward M. I. A. held an opening party on Tuesday evening at the ward. An interesting program was carried out. Dancing was enjoyed and reireshments served to a large attendance. Mr. and Mrs. Louis Nielsen are receiving congratulations on the birth of a son on Friday morning. Mr. and Mrs Bobert B. Leish-ma- n Lake left Sunday for City where they will make their home in the future. They are tempoianly located at the Kimball apartments. ward Primary The Third sponsored an intermediate dance at the ward amusement hall as their homecoming event Mrs F rlu Miller and Mrs. Jensen were guests Thursday of Mrs. Robert Leatham of Wollsville. The riiama. Paying the Fiddler. presented by the Second ward at their annual Roundup recently will be given at the First ward on Monday evening. The play was presented to a large, anpieciative audience and is expoi ted to draw a large date We Will Gladly - th that it is harder to drive than a powNow they will der puff. have to think up a new anbi. This, however, is th' only thing that a golf dub can do well Now that this momentous question has been solved, th brains of th nation can devote themselves to th solution of such minor problems as th' fiscal condition 01 Germany, th' slump in I . S. Steel an th international with relations South America. Heavens, a change has been decreed in th weight of th golf ball an' th world is ai 1 L- That bail is so light ki te relatives. Mis. Dorothea Andersen entertained at her home Tuesday when sha was obstrving her birthday anniversary Dinner was served to Mrs. Loientz Petersen. Mrs. John P. Nielsen, Mrs. Bergctta Albertsen, Mrs. Dalton Reid, Mis. Thomas Marcussen, Mrs. Hans Sorensen. Mrs. Morris Gibbs. Mr. and Mrs. Leroy Bax- Hans r lo-w- it: will ever) mmm v Buist and family. An attractive- cheon was given bv Mr. and ly arranged luncheon was given Mrs. Alonzo Wood, Monday, afby Mrsi Buist in compliment to ter the funeral In compliment her house guests. A bowl of to Mr. and Mrs- G. G. Sweeten flowers formed the centerpiece of Garland and Mr. and Mrs. kiddies and covers were laid for Mr Colon' Sweeten and Mrs. Warren Little Willie, modern type, and Mrs. Johnson, Miss Annie Sweeten all of Hbrook, Idaho. entertained Larsen Mrs. Peter in some pipe; papas Poured glue Miss Fern Earl A bowl of- - asters formed a Buist, tea Buist, Precious at a prettily appointed Mr. and Mrs. Buist pleasing centerpiece. Quoth his mother: Buist and in compliment to and children. Melba and Glen. Wednesday, child! Bishop and Mrs. Joseph WatDiddums get his poppums Mrs. E P. Shelton of California. Mr. and Mrs. Dewey Bird and kins, President Joseph Quinney A crystal basket of verbenas riled? Lake City were and Attorney C. W. Dunn of find roses formed an attractive children ofP. Salt R. Bird, Thursday. Logan attended the funeral of of Covers were laid guests Never mind the early worm. centerpiece. A beautifully arranged lun Jermimah Baker, Monday. Get the early bird whos always tor Mrs. Shelton, Mrs. William Hardoutside Mrs. Bernard I. Sorensen, his motorcycle starting turned from a ten day visit in California with her mother, Mrs. Bertha Bevans, and with other Mrs. i e lie ,v ;; -- on game and a fresh one used the succeeding Saturday. Photo by W. W. Welch. Lil Gee Gee says she never door passes thru a revolving wish that she lhat she doesnt was equipped with a rear Hyrum News By W. M. Ever customSell to ers by telephone. It saves time and expense. Every door is open to an call. Rates are low. For example, day rates: after But it makes a whole lot of difference to a poor man. We dont need any new' forms of taxation; we dont want them. What we want is LOWER taxation and the burden spread out more fairly. Every time politicians get their hands on more tax money they merely waste more. If they dont get it they cant waste it. For the proverbial wastrels, the sales tax is swell. It gives them more money and provides them with thousands of new jobs to hand out to henchmen. Collection of the tax, alone, would make thousands of new political jobs and that is why most politicians are for it. Just another yap idea. Thats all. and extra-larg- M ; costs a cent more a loaf or his cream a cent more a Mr. ti - n' K. known t o posterity, J however, for his ,? 'Ivjr ' invention of a ?S V 1 f football stadium V;' f made of tissue t ;j i can y.'Y paper, that be throwm away y pint. ter and accomo- - crowds, be best It makes no difference to the rich man if his bread EARS 'Thanhs for the Order T date do. PRIZE ma size the rich advocate i It is obviously unfair to tax the man who spends $2500 a year at the same rate as the man who spends $25,000 a year. Yet that is what the sales tax would day. Mrs. Elba B ,T other taxes, some vague form of Mr. and Mrs. William Baxter are happy over the arrival of a baby daughter born at their home recently. The officeis of the Third ward Primary association entertained on Thursday evening in honor of Mrs. Bessie James who was recently released from being president, after many years as a primary worker. The party was hei af the home of Mrs. Julia Ellason who succeeds Mrs. James as president. The evening was spent in playing games Late and in conversation. luncheon was served to thirteen, Mrs. T. W. huiion and Mrs. Arthur Jensen wetr in Millville Sunday evening. Mrs. Wesley At own of Boise, Idaho, Miss Fein Bodell of Sait Lake City and Mrs, John Allen of Hyrum were guests of Mrs. Carl Nielsen at her home Fri- e is a national sales tax is now proposed. A sales tax is an impost placed on everything bought at retail. It is paid by the ultimate consumer ius, for that matter, are all taxes. It is an unfair tax because it rests much more lightly on the rich than on the poor. That is why It happened at the Hollywood stadium the other eve. All the Hot-cak- famed as the inventor of the rubber football s t a- dium, which can be stretched to twice its normal bi- - sun-lave- at Hector A: isn M September 19. Ed. tor the Herald Journal; Brother: Dear Sir an has Til question been agitatin th minds of thousands ot out fellow citizens has finally been anFrcm th rock-bouswered. coast of Maine to th' d shoies of California. strdng men can nown stop their wailin an gnash-i- n' of teeth, and cease toss-ifretfully in their beds 0 r.ights. Th' United States Golt association has decided to change tn golf ball again! Th bfll will remain th same safe, but will be made heavier. This epeeb-mark-ichange will rob most of th dubs ot their pet alibi, With the women wearing Empress Eugenie hats and other styles of the Second Empire, a fashion experts predict that men will follow suit andopy the appearance of Napoleon III. But were domed if well ever whiskers! wear billy-go- JUST ANOTHER TAX, THATS ALL IDE PUN KIN CORNERS, Howdy, folks! A small bov is a young jacknapes who is too tired to tarry in an arm full of kLidimg but strong enough to piny football all afternoon on a vacant lot. THE TRUTH QUICK Neither this newspaper, nor any of Its stockholders or officials has any connection whatever, directly or indirectly, with any political party, public utility, real estate promo tion or other private business except the publication of newspapers devoted solely to interested public service, 1 MBEK 19, 1931. Writes or Afternoon Week-da- y E OF Gmrnpaw Ned Oakley Newspaper d Sl SATURDAY, LOGAN, UTAH, JOURNAL, iNs ASSOCIATION Noith Main, Logan. Utah COMMERCIAL, - TRUJT abank'of JTRENGTH AND CHARACTER r AAVINGJ "I |