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Show THE HERALD TAGE TWO -- JOUI .THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER UTAH, LOGAN, NAL, 1931. 3, Ja-- T OarN l) A Scripps-- C Every cm field u PETERSON, OTT1S THE TRUTH P U QUICK t public service. ta t e LEARNING TO DIE DAYTON a y t Mr. fc L n 0 & e s F a ? 1 ft d U w 0 si , a tl h u u tl ti b and A good soldier should Mrs. Joseph II. Han- sen were called to Logcn on Thursday on account of the sudden death of Mr. Hansens They father, James F. Hansen.funeral remained to attend the which was held in the Logan Fifth ward, Sunday. Mrs. Emma II- Callan and Mary her daughters, Qenone, Sheland Virginia motore.l to ley, Idaho, Friday and visited with Mrs. Callan's parents, Mr and Mrs. Hulet and other relatives, returning home Sunday. Richard Jardine and his children Shirley and Billie were the over night guests of Mrs Jones Thursday. George L They left for Pocatello Friday. Mr. Joseph Godfrey and son, Max Lee, of Salt Lake City, spent the last week in Dayton, visiting with his sisters, Mrs. Paul Larsen, Mrs. C. W. Shepherd and Mrs- J. G. Mickclson and their families. Mr. and Mrs. Alma C- Perkins of Pocatello, Idaho, spent a few days here visiting with his parents, Mr. and Mrs. D. A. Perkins. Mrs. Leslie Howell of Clifton was a guest at the home of her aunt, Mrs. James H. Call, Sunday. Mrs. John Baur spent tne week-en- d in Hyde Park visiting with her parents, Mr. and Mrs., Jorgensen and other relativesMr. and Mrs. Parley Hender-- " sen and family of Clifton spent Saturday with Mr. and Mrs. Leslie Jensen. - o tl: tl V V g a SI 0 ,i' iF g t U t b t Mrs. t: H a ; D. W. Buttars accom- panied by her daughters. Sadie, Moselle and Agnes and her son, LaRue motored to Oarland, Utah, Thursday. Mrs. Buttars remained In Garland to spend with her sister, the week-en- d Mrs. J. J. Thompson, while the E OUT OF SIGHT a b b t By W. M. Evorton C v 1 Hun "I cant see what keeps you women from freezing. Her - "You arent supposed to, big boy. t t u Theres a lot of things al'cut Everton Si Sons store that many of the other storekeepers cant n a f b t They cant see how we sell drinking glasses at 3c each but we do. They cant see .how we sell mouse traps at 4 for 5c but we do. They cant see how we sell Shinola shoe polish for 6 cents but we see. C f t 1 t t 9 do. we They can't see how sell more kalsornine than tlie other stores - but we do and they cant sec why Lowe Brothers paint Is beter- - but it Is! e Mr. and Mrs S. W Hendricks Mr. and Mrs. W. Z. Harris, Mr. and Mrs. Bryan Hendricks, and Mr. and Mrs. Russell Hendricks motored to Downey Wednesday evening where they were supper guests of Mr. and Mrs. Allan Hendricks. They were celebrating the birthday anniversary of Allan Hendrirks. Mr- and Mrs. Morgan Knapp, Jr., and family of Pocatello, Idaho, spent a few days of last week at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Morgan Knapn. They rc- -j turned home Saturday. Mrs. Amos Bair was hostess to the Utopia club Friday evening. Special guests were Mrs. of Sinithfield, Leone Watts o o o o o o o e ..ark that she to rouge her checks with and Miuiicr her nose with a piece of cliaroal. .love-polis- h Photo by Alban Clawson. famous authority on words Dr VizeUlly declares slang keeps the language alive. Okay, pal! A THE SIII1K handsome lad Is Sam AlcHare; But lolki: sa he Marcels his hair-- A About this time next summer, may be singing a new song entitled, "In the Good Dole Summer Time. we PATHETIC capiwealthy talist who toiled 40 years so that he could retire business and lie late in bed ev-r- y morning, and then diswhen covered he quit work, that he could-n- t sleep later tnan 5:30 a. m. Photo by George Webb. FRIDAY SEPTEMRER Wfv V SAY? HE e e e e c I MO'iS F'Q SPEMP moyEy" g tells Inquire eibout commutation books between any twe points on line. 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TJ. wen home is y READING TABLES AND CHAIRS At Amazingly Loyv Prices PACIFIC Spokane . CRYSTAL BOTTUMO FAKES TO WESTERN lOI.NTS Keaton ioooooooooaooeooooooo.ooooooo.oooo wire ccab you TO VA'T .YOW HUS8ANP she tells you How BEAUTIFULLY, AwD HI9 ECO. REGISTER AT TIIE I SQorHEfC'' Avy g iqht vcun I.OYY a TO EVERYONE YYHO VISITS OUR SHOP THE OPENING DAY toub. rxesv'T believe you SHOULD att Blew Lew IPi?nees 9 r Accessories, Etc. Free Peanuts SOON POUR IN TO e By Experienced Repairmen 3 SfUDENTS WILL NAME Grant Buster er - GREAT All New Standard Bicycles, Tricycles, Tires Arus Arie Westover sword-swallow- s ... EXPERT BICYCLE REPAIRING give to what? evince which If a cantaloupe is a fruit, so is a Hubbard squash;; or so the books tell me. of After losing a couple dimes son closed the dictionaries with emphasis and re marked: "I dont care what dumb clucks say. I know those with because to leaves man the self upon my threatening politician you agree party is a vegetable. tomato a instead brofling tlie dog, which her theyre serving whisky And. thats that. Run for the blockhouse, men, ther gave her, out of the win- of the regular stuff. the Redskins are, coming! dow if ever he chewed up my IRONY OF FATE LUCKY MAN carpet slippers again. And she recent invention Is a new Oh, never let the memory fade did cry out that 1 be a a Brute, No wonder Horace Wimple a Heartless Creature and Not steel, rake for cleaning lawns Of Martnaduke Alonzoby Stone; gloats, trade, Fit to Associate with Decent His wife laughs at his anec- or gardening. It has teeth of A big He choked upon a chicken such shape, that the device Folks, which makes me mighty dotes. bone! cannot become clogged. wroth, but I be not so wroth tlie when creature, prettie Our own Is. that if Have bless her! doth cook popovers Nature had theory any job printing A thief in Massachusetts foreseen automo you needyou chimney. NOW? Phone 7 stole on done and a lemon-creafor pastie biles, she would have provided 50 and ask the commercial He is probably planning to dinner. spare parts for pedestrians. printing department of the sell it to the government for Herald-Journ- al for use as a lighthouse. :Its getting so that many ai Definition: A statesman is aiyou- - - - -to do- itA26tf. Rowboats for hire. What has become of the shiek who was so lazy he wouldnt smoke because it was too much effort to inhale? ut Ay e. distinction from k. Logans New Bike Shop fundamental 86-fo- ot J. Thumbtack, JOYS OF CAMPING Thru the towering tree-top- s Mrs. Edna Lewis. Mrs. Silas Scented breezes roam Anderson and Mrs. Wallace (I)ra; those darn mosquitoes Galbraith. Five tables of brliRe Buzzing round my dome)! were played. Mrs. Hattie Hall won high score honors and Mrs. This is the season when the Lavene Galbraith received the tourist from Quoggaggagga-nuicall-cprize. A nice luncheon Me , laughs at our funny was served by Mrs. aBir assisted western manes, like Puallup by Miss Audrey Harris and Miss and Skykonush. Grace Harris. Mr. and Mrs- Allan Hendricks YE IHYRY Hilma accompanied by Mrs. (September 2) DowWight motored here from Betimes bv gasoline chaise, to Mrs. Wight will home, where high words ney Sunday. bespend the week with Mrs So- tween Dame Humor and my- Mr. and Mrs phia Merrill. Hendricks were en route to Montpelier. Idaho, to attend a wedding reception. Juige M. C, Harris of Logan was a visitor Saturday at the home of his parents, Mr. and Mrs. C. Z. Harris. F. II. Traveller, Miss Irene Traveller, Mr. and Mrs. F. W. Traveller and son, Wavne. Mr. and Mrs. Ariel Traveller, Mr. and Mrs. Noah Woodland and family and Mr. and Mrs. Lester Traveller of Smithfield spent Tuesday and Wednesday in Sinithfield canyon. TIIE OPENING East Federal FIGURES the that dictionaryis markers m This is Thomas Q o o a Toothpicks is tanned J has Aimimoiaimcnimg 33 in Miss fane so a,1-- av- a rjL Te Q O 5 l . Richmond CimiPIONS OK TESSIE TOOTHPICK bathing who has succeeded m l' 1 uiriK a v deeper tan than f wounds and gas had wrecked his body. He had only a fortnight to live, and he knew it. Also he had some $380 in ready cash. So, a few days ago, Fitzgerald left his bed, dressed quietly, and went A. YV. O. L. from the hospital. He went to Pittsburgh, with his cash in his pocket. There he made for a mission where the down and out were cared for. man mingled with the jobQuietly, the less men who were living on chanty He talked to them and learned their needs. To one man he gave the price of a ticket home. For another he bought new shoes. For a third he bought food. So it went. Presently he had just 75 cents left. He went to a cheap rooming house, rented a, room and lay down to die. Death came, very speedily. His body went to the city morgue, and was identified just in time to prevent burial in the Potters Field. great great ones of the earth, after all, arent t ones that give the rest of us the courage and faith u.at we need if we are to go on living. Those things come from the humble ones the unnamed and unnoticed private soldiers, who prove that unselfishness and simple bravery can triumph over death and the fear of death. There is more encouragement in this .little story about John Fitzgerald than in a dozen sermons or a hundred novels. Humanity that can handle its last hours as he handled his is not, after all, so very far below' the angels. Most of us do not like to think about death. YYre are afraid of it. But that fear can be conquered, just as this man conquered it by thinking, not of ones own fate, but of the, help that one can give to others. A soldier has to learn that lesson so thoroughly that it is a part of him. This Boston Irishman learned it, and when the test came he met it gallantly. that family returned home evening. Mr. and Mrs. John E. Buttars and small daughter, Sadie were Vanetta of Clarkston, dinner guests of Mr. and Mrs. Reuben Archibald, Sunday. a, rutii. to-hi- D0009000000000000000000000& o CHAMPION know how to meet death gallantly; and it apjiears, irom a recent United Press dispatch, that John J. Fitzgerald of Boston, formerly a soldier in the A. E. F., knew this as well as any soldier that ever lived even though death did not come until nearly 13 years alter the war ended. Fitzgerald in case you didnt see the story lay in a Veterans Bureau hospital in Pennsylvania. Shrapnel li Between puffs on the pipe I inquired: "Son. is a with (I used the Boston accent on the second syllable, to get the sons goat) fruit or vegetable? Where do you get that stuff Of course it is a vegetable. "Sez you! "Yeh, sez me! says son. I bet the young man a dimj!t cash, that the proper pronunciation of the word was you do not rhyme it with potato. And I bet him another dime that it was a fruit. Then we went to tlie shack and opened a couple dictionaries and I won both dimes. What is a watermelon fruit or vegetable? Yeah? Then what is a pumpkin? What is a cucumber fn or vegetable? What Is a squash? What is a citron? What is a lima bean pod? Look these up some time in a dictionary and see how good a guesser you are. What is the definition of a fruit; of a vegetable? What is spats! yellow c gle. National association of tailor announces that colorful garments will restore national optimism. Quick, Jeems, hand me my Neither this newspaper, nor any of its stockholders or officials has any connection whatever, directly or indirectly, with any political party, public utility, real estate promotion or otiier private business except the publication of newspapers devoted solely to s; F folks! A company been formed in New York to transmit musical over the tele programs phone. Why not go a step further, and have the Frigi- daire broadcast cooking recipes and the vacuum cleaner squawk forth set ting-u- p exercises? Ilowily has R. W. MARTIN, Advertising Manager Managing Editor Son is disgusted with the entire tribe of lexicographers and all their works. This hot morning son and I hit the garden early, and irrigated, and pulled weeds, and did a chore of hoeing, and, after an hour or so, we sat beside the tomato patch and listened to the water gur- Humor Afternoon Week-da- y v I Newspaper Published every week day afternoon, except legal holidays, at 75 West Valley Newspaper Co., N. 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