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Show THE PACE TWO. HERALD-JOURNA- FRIDAY, AUGUST L 193 7, 1. . square inch. Science Or the same pressure as whtu riding five deep in a Ford coupe iK-n- Hill Keieec Our Cache of Humor BY HILL BILLY except Saturday, Every afternoon, tad and Sunday morning. Published Sunday morning and every wort day aftprtiontt, except Saturday Jei Federal Avp , Logan, Utah, by Cache Valley Newsholidays, at matter paper Co., N. Guiiuar Rasmuson, preHident, and entered aa second-clasat the pnstoffice, Logan, Utah, under the act of March 3, 1879 Subscription pried $ 2 00 the year, in advance, or 26 cents the month delivered by carrier. 36-3- 8 s Proclaim liberty thruout the land , Gilman, Nicoll Rulhmiwi, Special Representatives San Francisco office, 525 Market St.; 10 N Chicago Office, Michigan Ave.; New York office, 19 W. 44th St. Boston office, 18 St.; Detroit office, 1120 Fisher Bldg. A Tre-mo- Fall leased wire of the United Press. Member AodR Bureau of Circulation, NEA. Service, Features, and the Scrlpps Canfield Newspapers Western OTTtS rETERSON, Editor Mannging R. W. MARI IN, Advertising T Manager . THE TRUTH QUICK Neither this newspaper, nor any of Its stockholders or officials has any connection whatever, directly. or Indirectly, with any political party, public Utility, real estate promotion or other private business except the publication of newspapers devoted solely to disinterested public service. -- , s - . A FEW THOUGHTS a Tts OBSERVE ' ON PAJAMAS 1 U 4 i bIt We have decided to take a firm stand on pajamas. For weeks the subject has been discussed pro and con on the womans page, and we have read every line fill, HARShiu, tvi hare been of the discussion. Pajamas look good on some girls; not to good on others. We would like to see Queen Mary in pajamas; this summer has been singularly lacking in thrills for us. We would also like to, see Ma Kennedy in pajabut -- mas; and Aimee McPherson very long. About two seconds would be enough. We know just how pajamas feel. We once had a pair of gray pants that flapped around our legs; they darn near tripped us eve;y no often. Every day now we expect to pick up a paper and see pajamas referred to as bifurcated garments" perish the thought. But youre probably dying to know whether were in favor of em, or not. We are. You are what?" says you. We are a diplomat. Reader just an old pajama- diplomat. reading about ptaaa hi 4he - Dntwt East Indies called Blswilmng akd hfter we fe"; retire xej toiHg mt there tm4 look at it for a bit j Utah instead - of atom money they use fish for cur rancy a -- so kite ,matiy fish hodght go many yams or whatever it is tiiey eat rekt wha paid In fish and your wire gut a new grass skirl for a couple of finnan baddies that sort, of thing - , U seems that ' clvtliza-4tats at last got around to ptambUg hopeful! m a y b e (Thats i We44 ctvtHMUoB will Whahlagtoa, . D. get C ) they and bat dnyway altho have streetcars and slot chined and movie shows things like that In Riambang the natives still Insist using fish for money -- Tbit to around after awhile ' on has somo advan tages because It turns out that tht impresaarlo who wanted to gdt the Streetcar franchise bribed SOms of the village councilmen nobody - suspected anything uhtn a hot spell came along and a peculiar odor came out of the of city hall sad then citizens lnvestl-Sndiscovered ail the stacked up in the cellar sharks and bonitaa down ' at the bottom and sardines and goMtieh on top . Ba.Wambana now is advertising Itself aa The Graftless City plan d -- c rer . Howdy, folkI,Tp advertise Americas greatest crop, a Kansas bridal was couple showered with wheat instead of rice. Gosh, the Idea suppose spread to Detroit and honeymoon couples were showered radio stations and geography from fiom-rumble scat ' Fable: Once upon a time a wo man retumed home from w vacation trip and didnt snort: "Open the window-quick! Giacous, this house smells line a tomb! WARNING always best To pray t Before stop and you claim The right of way. Tis Lecturer says there has been a great change in the education of the young during the past few years. Yeah, nowadays a child learns arithmetic from a dial telephone the alphabet from the names of crippled her nest. because there is no lee there and It ia practically Impossible for a politician to graft the cant pven policemen on Hi pafk'PK the rights Btrccls because the price of a parking right is five flying fish and after the cop has sold one he has all the fish he needs if he gets any more they Just spoil on him and so all the incentive to graft is eliminated I But anyway we want to go to Slamhan? and see people putting sardines into chewing gum slot machines and thrusting bloaters thru the windows bf niovL box offices 1 we want to see women geta for ting char-- e salmon and demanding t all ill her grouse who hopped wing to lead me from YE DIARY (August 6) Earlie borne, euffering mightily FIREBUG FREED BY JURY! from a dank humour of the chest, I did yclept the influenza, and Martin J. Hallibut, local hus- straightway soak feet in mustard band, was freed today of a charge water, place red hot plaster on of burning down tie bag of cracked ire back, his own around neck, drink pint of ginger home, exwhen , be tea, and swallo.v herb bitters, that he but did try naught else, feeling plained ect foe to the that I should wait for the chirurgeon to come and see me, before building because I do anything myself. hs wife was re turning from a Jeems, fetch me a pint of trip and he was afraid to have Mumms Extra Dry, and, mind her eee what a you, put an extra scoop of chocmess of the, kit olate ice cream in It! He - , had chen made, trying to BOMBS EXPLODE cook his own meals. MADRID, Spain Aug. 7. (Ilt Photo) by Sumne- - Hale Five bombs exploded today in iso-tel manholes opening in'a teleLil Gee Gee says her Uncle phone Installations. Police frusAbner traveled all tho way irom trated other a' tempts in the viCalifornia to New Yoik, and cinity of the Cortes it didnt cost him a cent. He was transfeired fion San Quentin to Sing Slug. 1 , 'c FLIER IS OFF REYKJAVIK, Iceland, Aug. 7. (UP) Paiker Cramer, American flier enroute to Copenhagen, took otf for the Faioe islands at 2:10 p. m. today. Insect Spray You Can Use Cheapest Laboratory Tested Super-Streng- th 0- LISTEN: AND, Fish for money may have disadvantages but Its a cinch a t - o u t cohldnt slip thru your Rhgers bill any easier than a does . , , . ftve-doil- Surest, Quickest Death to Flies, Mosquitoes, Roaches, Bed Bugs, Ants, Moths Takes Most Less To Kill popular throughout tho world An unusual offering of hundreds of the gayest and smartest summer dresses SELFRIDGE FIELD, Mt. Clemens, Mich, Atig. '7, (UP) of wind through the formation of 18 army pursuit plaues today sent two planes Crashing to, earth Add a third hurfllpfe , to a precat loUs landing. Pilots of the wrecked pta chines saved themselves by parachute Jumps. Neither was . t Injured seriously. for women and misses 400-fo- W p Thre4 jgreat groups . . . three enticingly low prices . . . but hundreds of the smartest frocks of the summer season! Our regfashular stock of lovely, warm-weathions specially reduced. Sports, street, afternoon, and evening dresses are all included . . . featuring models that have been popular favorites since the season started. GROUP 1 i This groUp includes, flat crepe, georgette, chiffon, etc. Long and short sleeves. w. Regular $5.95 p .. r? ALWAYS at PAR t 12 Price . . 4 t Plus Interest GROUP account is an investment thhfj plus It is unaffected by market fluctuations, money rates or economic disturbances. It is ready cash, quickly available without necessity of hunting for a buyer and is not subject to raids by bulls or bears. i oil will find it worth while to come in and talk with our Savings officer about our Sunny Day Fund plan of saving. lNTIRMUUNTAlM BANKING ORGANIZATION LARGEST 2 A more elaborate group including Crepe, Piints, Flat Crepe, Printed Chiffon. Long and short sleeves. All sizes Travel Regular $10. One-Ha- UMBER ok the First security C08PORATIOH SYSTEM jf, Nor do I speak of the hours of quiet meditation, the moon thru the laden apple boughs, th8 little winds that come down the valley that never came to the old shack on the hill above; all these are the gift cf the pagan gods whom I worship and wore as free had I been only a tented tramp on the place and purchased no hu "JASPER" utan right to strut for my little Jasper fore the battle, mother. hour and raise trespass signs. As bargains go in At 230 feet under water the tbla, sad world, I think I achieved one. pressure Is 99 pounds to the er always g BACK TO SCHOOL Weston George Kelson, 56, lo cal furniture dealer, and a well knot n business man of Cache Val ley. died Thursday at the family home after a lingering illness. Mr. Kelson had been a resident of Weston 53 years. He was a native of Denmatk and was born March 22, 1875. Funeral arrangements have not been made. Mr. Kelson is survived by his widow, Mrs. Hannah Kelson, and the following children: Mrs. Vernon W. Crockett and Mis. Virgil T. Atkinson, both of Logan; Lolao( W. and Berla Kelson, both of Los Kenneth, Wiyne, Gyle AngeleB; Bonna and George Kelson, Jr., all of Weston. smelts and minnows and men buying gas at five t herilng a gallon with a road tax on top o" that feve for afunny Day tht First JeMrittf Way Savings A FIRST atSECURITY interest. par NO. 8680 a with Buicks, Cadillacs and old Ford parts! ly cock PEST love to murder, Slay or smother The perfect stranger Who calls me Brother! id - , ma- ; bribe-mone- y , has been just a year since I you about buying a place for 12 15 two dollats fifteen cnis. Let us resume the story and cast up aecounls for the 12 months. The overhead for the place was too durn much $21 50 for taxes and $00 for interest; total, $81 50 I have received in pasture feeg $63 In cash; there are some, 40 boxes of apples on the trees that may be worth a dollar a box; anyway, they are worth four bits a box, ground into cider Tiieie is a bit of a garden that will produce $15 worth of food During this year I have been piovided with a shack rent free; with fuel; wilh water, and with fresh fruit (lie year thru. Had I been ambitious I could have kept a cow and fattened a pig and run a flock of hens and messed with a setting cf turkey eggs and otherwise used the op porttinitles of the place to not only Increase the cash received, but also to cut down my quite In considerable cost of living. But, as things go In this gad slate of civilization, I Imagine that a spot like this Is about as near serving the puipose of safety and adequate nouilshmeut as any that can be discovered. I do not speak of the humming birds or the barn Bwallows, or the quatl, or the occasional great blue heron, or the palter of rain on the roof, o- - the song of the lime stream, or the big hop toad that regards my bate feet in the dusk as something to Investigate; nor do i to the fat trout under the log, or the wild blackberries, or the wood duck that lingered for two weeks, or the stiutting grouse that dtummed in the spring, or the wife of the lord It old bill and f ield Newspaper A Seri pps-Ca- n I lf Price , 29S GROUP 3 In this group you will Some Jacket Dresses. Printed Cfebe, plain colors, etc. to 48. find Flat Chiffohs, Sizes up Regular $12.50 One -- Half Price 0()25 All Better Grades of Dresses Vz Price! i |