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Show r TAGE ITERAI.D, TWO In A 2, 1 9 3 0. T 1 1 U D R S A Y, D E C E M i?j-vo- 36-3- 8 Howdy, folks! The Mount Wnson observatory in California has clocked a nebula as traveling at 8000 miles a sec- s ond. But c QUICK WORLD'S GREATEST LIAR DENOUNCED! o o p, It is the middle-clasthat must pa lor all these new roads and pubhe woiks eongiiss is so generously diiangmg fui. It was the same class slut lost its money, cry foolishly, on the stock rnaikct. Kt ery day we arc bawled at, bawled out, urged, chivvied, adused and pleaded with to sate the country by doing this, that and die other thing. Wed hke to oblige, because after all it's our country and wc hoe it, but there arc limits to our resources. We have g' en millions of our dollars to the unemployed; we has ent kicked when congress, sinte legislature, city councils and county hoards base boosted We luce gisen until it our taxes to make work. hurts; and were going to gisc more, as cheerfully as s . When you rob a man of his right to live you rob him of something else his right to be happy and to enjoy all the other wonderful things of the world no man can be really happy until he Is certain of i. s joo and sure of his ne ,t aiea and unafraid to face life when he lacks these things the wmrld grows dark and its beauty fades away like snow the sunshine If you give AND LISTEN: a jobless mau a chance or feed e you do a hungry more thru that: You bring back into his world a little of the brmity thats all around him I ut unseen. r fellow-creatur- Police Switch Radio. ST. LOUIS, Mo., (U.,D The police department has changed its beradio broadcasting appa-atu- s cause officials that suspected "ambulance chasing lawyers were listening in and beating the radio patrol cars to accidents. Give father one of these dandy little pocket flashlights! Merely touch a match to the wax wick, and presto! the room Is lighted Will for inches around! burn kerosene, benzine or old sardine oil. Write for particulars. r ABIGAIL APPLESAUCE SEZ: Anther thing wrong with modern civilization is that th nutmeg they sprinkle on your chocolate malted milk tastes too much like sawdust. Apples Shipped Abroad. YOU BUY p ' is less (. 11 W Ol-o- - Aped Mother Proud Of Sons Successes Mrs. Anny M. Johnson, mother of Albert E. Johnson and Alma L. Johnson, lessees of the O. P. Skaggs stores in Logan and Preston, respectively, lias an interesting letter in the December issue of Efficient Service," the house organ of the O. P. Skaggs System. She lives in Preston. In the article, Mrs. Johnson tells about her six sons and five grandsons who are either operating stores under the O. P. Skaggs System or working for such a store. Mrs. Johnson, who is hale and hearty and enjoys life tremendousat her ripe age, is the mother I know more about the game ly of 12 children, all living. She has know that the citi 65 an I did, and several grandchildren, ziuis mu ,t glow in Know ledge and grandchildren. great understanding before they will be able to run the country for their Wife Blames Night School. own piolti, single tax. Socialism, (U.PJ Tenn., KNOXVILLE., sec-of I VV. ism. Communism or the Willie G. Gibson asked a Mis. Christ cant assist divorce from Edward Gibson ul coinin blind men stumbling over their charging that he was supposeu to ,u( jac'K ct ami clawing in the dark, a'tend night school only two ..th against the other. A cat in week but went out each nighu would a ca Hied milk factory every night for that reason. She tele Vt. evecharged he spent the other other with the in company to as Y ou to cats nings Instruct got women. .'.ic art of using can openers. That s win I quit bothering about snide tax, and I will leave it to U Ren, or any other aged fellow who aw the heat of the battle-itll- , it a.n not sagacious. he older I get the more I am aiwiMil that there is no balm in (,ih ad outside the elevation 06 t ic nulls idual to tho status of for I fussed with cure-all- s In vears, today, I ain.'in my small mode, and (lit lrsty unimportant pi Pilot tig the pob of getting the etu;ie individual human to stand on In- - hind lega and howl. -- scorning back to stay all winter, and that same afternoon your boss tells you he is sending you to Kokomo to put the plant there back on its feet. College Issues New Bulletins Tlnee bulletins an being the 1 l ih Ex Station Pitt-- , Blanche periment by man, in charge of the puhlii at urns fo rtlie station. They can be obtained by sending a lequist to the experiment stati.on YE DIARY They aic I lie Snakes ol Utah' (December 17) compiled tom the initisnt the la'el Betimes to home, where Dame Dr. Heibert J. Pai k hv Cmme Humor doth announce that I must Knowltou, ' Qii.uhr (Vn'.nv of. i i,n. nt- - at the Xoi needs act as Santa Claus, but Dry F.um B Lord! I do protest mightily, re- pin- Dry hum Substation h Profes-SOIA. F. Pun ken and In. George minding her of the yeare my cotton beard did catch fire, and I did Ktewrart, and wine 1'ioduction in I tall la Plot ssoi Pu.y dash out into the front yard, and li douse my head under the faucet! Smith. And I do suggest that her Uncle Abner do dress up as jollie Knss Kringle, because his nose be so red, and he doth be so merrie from QE2E2S3E3 spirituous beverages. Which make Dame Humor mighty wroth, and she doth snap: Uncle Abner hath had a cold since the blizzard of 88; that be only cough medicine Which you smell on hie breath! tickle me vastly, and I do laugh: Yaa-ahl That be fine old Scotch liqueur and you know it! And so high words between us. s.iousoied Horn 1 f. O YOU BUY HE WORKS j pot-stil- The slowest thing In the world: A slow motion pictuie of two chess players in action. THANK YOU ytKP might y good of you, ueH say To aider coal from us; tie hope our man Delnercd it uithout a bit of muss. HE WORKS :'t i o t. , on uhen your bin gets loxv again, J ast tihi.'pcr in our car ; I ziant another Ton or tiio of coal uithout a Peer. r a NO BETTER COAL MINED NO COAL BETTER MINED ,Yo gifts for one das and the year around. but useful gifts that i Till last the entire holliday season Esamtne these (Urefnlly for sour gift list. Ice Skates CHC7EH'GS Logan, Utah I 5, Roller Skates $2.25 ! V V SI SI ys i y Scooters Tricycles Iver-Johns- on Helmets 60c to $3.00 Boxing Gloves $3.50 to $6.00 USED 22 CALIBRE RIFLES We have a limited number of high grade rifles from $3.00 to $10.00 I Take Your PickI Bike & Sporting GOODS A!: S B 54 W. 1st North . That statement tells you both sides of the Peerless story, Coming from a of vast depth, Peerless IS naturally good. Prepared over a it s freed from new tipple, which is the last tord in mechanical efficiency, every trace ot unburnable waste. You w 11 like Peerless Coal the exaerience of our hundreds of pleased cusWe believe you will like our service too. We try tomers assures us ot that. and hard constantly mark to shoot at! Reduced Prices $3.75 to $18.00 si SI Gloves $1.25 Iver-Johnso- n on Skiis Footballs A $1.90 to $6.00 $3.00 and Up 2nd So. and Main my suspici- 1 XISFFtn $35.00 to $55.00 Beck Service Station assure lo-e- Bicycles Loyal patrons, we clasp your hands in friendship as we give you our wish for a Merry Christmas Day an chance of single adopted in this nauon l1 ,m thi.e ,s die election of a So-alls' governor of New York, or ol ( a li 'oi nia put ill quite a few bo iM ig Single tax. and w tla ii in ai boosted it over in Ore-- j von 17 vetib since, but every year a- bloug it up U set u.ed i. rtiil M,l( - Why tiv to ride a dead horse to tin- mdltimial down? Y , (UR) N. WATERLOO, DYSPEPTIC DITTY Qiuntltlte.s of Seneca County ap pies havo been sold to foreign Lives of wealthy men remind us fruit dealers, Harry ltothnagle, Tho of riches we can boast, And what has become of the faapple broker, announced here Stdl. at eatma time, you'll find us ther who named his twin daughters The variety shipped abroad are Dining on plain miik and toast! Ann and Annex? chiefly what Is known as the Pen Davis, width is not alftected The toughest break of all is Write when you find work, by salt water. when your sweetie writes that she Iver-Johns- U'e Offer to All I though it on, In other that if wo, I. while the editor of this pa-me saying i wiuld not prevent aiiv duti! tlmig about single tax, i itbei tor i.i against. li!'n ! It Is a little too early for prophesying. but we predict that this city will have a white Christmas and a wet New Years. $1.50 The Hand of Friendship tinainlv A ( ! 23MGT I 'llieie Next to a foghorn moaning on a foggy night, nothing Is quite so depressing as a cold fried egg frozen in a saucer of reaso. CHRISTMAS GIFT HINTS What, asks a reader, did people talk about fore they talked about hard times? Easy They talked about the idea that prosperity would last forever and ihcrcd be no more hard times. After a short honeymoon, the couple will make their home In Amalga. The Ladies Farm Bureau met at the home of Mr.s J. V. Bentley. program to Wednesday evening-- A be carried out for the coming year wes chosen. Mr. and Mrs. Webster B. Hunter and Mrs. I.uella B. Hunter were visiting with friends and relatives In Lewiston, Wednesday. Mrs. Riley Allred at d Mrs. Sylvia Glover were Logan visitors Saturday. Mrs. Allied attended the Fa m Bureaun meeting on nutrition. Mr. and Mrs. Elmer Robison, Mr. and Mrs. Richard Pek, Mrs. Luetla IV. Hunter. Mrs. Vanes H. Benson. Mr. and Mrs. Ed Bingham, Mr. and Mrs. C. B. Lott, Mr. and Mis A. L. Andrew, Mr. and Mrs. W. S. Holt, Mis. G. W Merrill and Mis. Elsie Llttledvke. attended the funeral services tf Mrs. P. P Bingham, Sr., at Smlthfield, Tuesday. Mrs. Evan Uwhcft w i la en to a Logan hospital Monday night,, seriously 111. She was leported better today. Miss Dons Farrell spent the week end with Mr. and Mrs. J. w. Bentley. Mrs. Luella B. Hunter was a stake board visitor at the M. I. A meeting Tuesday night. Next Wednesday night, in the meeting house, a dairymen s meet s. 3 1 Nobody could be quite so import uut as a hoy feels the Hist time a barber asks, Shave, sir? bc- - t'Mnple. A c , Buying Christmas cards! Mr. and Mrs. E. W. Bingham an ing will be held. The dairy cm uounoe the maniage of their tracts will there bp explained ai, daughter Margaret, to Mr. William displayed. All daliymen are urged Hansen of Amalga, son of Mrs to attend. hungry man . . there Is no loveliness In the world for those who have not enough to eat or warm clothes to cover them against the winds of winter for these mountains are as naught and the whisper of the wind lnt he trees is soundless . e. CHRISTMAS CAROL Sing a song of Yuletide, Long beloved of bards, Counters jammed with women WHAT THEY TALKED ABOUT THEN ... V V Funeral 'services were held on Tuesday at the South ward haj.i i lor Robert Larson, who died sud denly Friday while hauling a load of beet pulp from the Amalgamate d Sugar factory at Lewiston. The services were well attended by fby friends and relatives. There were many beautiful floral offerings. The High Priests quorum of which Mr. Larson was a mem her were active and honorary pallbearers. J. L. Robinson prebided. Prayers were by Bishop C. J. Plowman of Smlthfield and H. M Egan. Special musical numbers were a duet. Mesdames Florence ana Rebecca Lewis; solo, Paul Monsor, solo, Roy Johnson, assisted by the choir. Bishop J L. McCarrey spoke of the integrity of Mr. Larson, who had labored for 5 yaars as president of the Elders quorum. He said that he was a meber of (he old folks committee and was also frequently found at the temple. B. Monson, a life long acquaint n ance of the departed, Lehi of River Heights, who knew the Larson tamlly in Sweden, and T. H. Merrill paid high tributes to the worth of Mr. Larson. Closing remarks were made- hy J. L. Robinson. The grave in the Richmond ci dedicated by George u Webb. 1 But for heaven's sake give us a breathing spell Shake down some of the big felgel1 a dollar or two from the thousands of millionaires that made their millions during the good times vve created. Give us a fair shake! There U an old Japanese prov etb that s"ys "Fuji has no beau ty for a hungry man and you may amend that to Florence Hansen Brough. Wedties read "Nothing has beauty for a day, December 17. in the Logan . ,,1-- m d ) not k.iow w hy Fremont Older quit boosting s.ugle tax; maybe the ho-- - tailed bun off; maybe Fiemi.it cot wisdom with years, ane, wove once in a while. lows for a change o" the ii lie old, old atgument. "But GOT to give Cousin i'essie something! She si u US a pit sent last Christmas! we can. from which arose the whispines ni the evening per breeze across to the gentle rise of the foothills and beyond to the steeps of the mountains soailng up and upward Into the muik of dusk across to the hills he gazed but saw nothing ley 1. i 1 li (I .1,1 i,i 1 that now !' i) it, ' the s The tattered stranger watched them rather liundrlly sweeping tired eyes over the furred figure of the girl and then his eyes followed theirs across the darkening val- charter 'f y? ' member cf the Wednesday Evening Literary & Jacks or - Bet ter - to Open when he club, made posi-- t i v e assertion he once k n e w a group of poker p aytrs who quit at the exact time they had agreed upon eailier in the evening. His speech was oraerjd expunged from the tecords. P mto by John Astle. 1 Out of the car stepped a man and a wnmn sb. was trapped In warm furs above frail silken stockings and satin shoes he was bunded into a great overcoat and a cigar stuck out of the corner of his mouth they stood there watching the sunset behind the white peaks in gold and purple turning to a deep blue and crimson speaking not a word f c mtric.m middlc-das- s It seems to us .li.it the great is being asked to do too mudi toward restoring prosperity. It is expected to do the mtiie jolt. Mill'll We belong in h.it elass ourseltes, and hat e ;i remember we're prejudiced a bit. It is the middk-d.tsthat is appealed to to 'Huy walker It stopped and he stopped !t i ,i a 1 Cries of Liar! Youre crazy!" Throw him out! greeted the 'peech last night of Ezra W. Hen-- MUST ONE CLASS DO IT ALL? LAID TO REST mean a Heniy and iijal in a rat lit r in at idler My i, s, ' !, u,v im ad n minds me that lax and .d tor sa nothing about ,,in,,e - Pv ' el , ( a, ( all tlie-- e late! years He e& tliu-l- y 'Perhaps it if, l th,- tune e,iDOii that Fremont from expressing ok' r v...s San ,i.n ip while editor of the r.a'Hi-i- o Bulletin, although he lad c,nte tdani ho on practically j other topic, including even'1 lm cause of this ltminii.iri t ion bung undoubtedly tile fact ti at th-- e urious isms weie pure-ilieoictual, wnile the single tax we-- , a vi ly practical 'proposition with i ossib.lties of realization." V i d J Light thousand miles a second is aw. ally last time, but Uut so fast as l.i'l Gi e (lee tra.els whin she bans the iHltie at emitting time' Neither this newspaper, nor any of Its stockholders or officials lias any connection whatever, directly or Indliectly, with any political party, public utility, real estate promotion ( other private bnsineas except the publication of newspapers devoted solely to disinterested public service. OTTIS PETERSON. Managing Editor HARRY S. LESTER, Advertising Manager. path up the hill behind the Damper there came a limousine and as it drew level with the tattered will the Amateur Ath-le- t Union allow the record? RICHMOND MAN By Hill Billy dx-vo- Published Sunday morning and every week day afternoon, except Saturday Federal Ave., Logan, UtHh, by Cache Valley Newsand legal holidays, at matter paper Co., N. Gunnar Raamuaon, president, and entered as second-clasWt the postoffice, Logan, Utah, under the act of March 3 ,1879 Subscription price 2 the year, In advance, or 26 cents the month delivered by carrier. San Francisco office, 507 Montgomery St ; Gilman, Nicoll & Ruthman, Special Representatives 18 Tremont Chicago office. 410 N. Michigan Ave; New Yerk office, 19 W. 44th St; Bosion office, St.; Detroit office, Roou 2, 2C6 General Motors Bldg. Member Audit Bureau of Circulation N.E A. Service, Full leased wire of the United Press Western Features, and the Scripps Canfield Newspapers. Along a western roadside tramped a man In tattered overalls sweeping atioss a valley the down from the highway towered whltely to snowpeaks Duiu lac feTti) winter sFy but the man trudged onward without glancing at the hills and without hearing the music of the torrent that came caarad ing down the bank beside his Cats and Canned Milk , Every afternoon, except Saturday, and Sunday morning. THE TRUTH 10 IS, R The young woman (left) is holding Harko Senior, one of the first rety ceiving sets manufactured Cros'.ey. Ih.s set required one tub one tamed A battery, a B battery, a pair of m ad phonos, an aerial and gmuril. Hruko benirr hat a r.age Don loo to 600 meters and was (unable of bringing in the amateur, radio telephone and commercial stations. Radio telephone concerts and voices from other cities aie regularly copied, extent under mi'. er. e conditions, to quote an od Cr 'sley advertiserm nt. Below is a new modern CrtHey-ArnraelecDic phonograph and radio combination, with rcutro- dyne screen gr.d reccieer, dinum.c power speaker and automatic control. It operates fiom the electric light socket and easi'y brings in stations from tnat to unusual selectivity, with coast volume and tone. Newspaper Scripps-Canficl- d I: D Look What A Difference A Few Years Made In Radio HERALD HIE li TUESDAY, DEC. vLO, Logan, Utah RY -T- A TON OF PEERLESS Be a burner of BETTER COAL fl'E WISH OUR MAW PATRO.XS A MERRY CHRISTMAS AM) A HAPPY AM) PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR CARL W. SANDERS COAL AND WTOOD Sn4 North Main Strtet Phone 293 I |