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Show MAGNA TIMES, MAGNA. UTAH THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young BRISBANE THIS WEEK Spenders of Yesteryear Gone With Their Billions Paris Hotels Empty England Leans Also exEurope learns that political decost England money. periments cided to prevent Uquseloos Elmer Mussolini taking Elmer, do v' Ethiopia, camp- me?Elmer ing along the imsayperial British Do you think Im buKf highway, and You bet. controlling Lake Art of source my eyes Tana, Nile water. The youve ever seen? Yes. attempt failed. my mouth like backed Lm England You know it. out of that situaJtrt tion, hastily, aftfp er her war deOh, Elmer, you say the ntJ partment had asthings. Tell me some sured our a war - m w jgl -- -- so-call- de-p- rtment in Washington that Mussolini could not possibly conquer Ethiopia in lesa than three years, probably not at all. When the dust had settled and asEngland, with her chicken-fee- d sortment of SI league nations, had apologized to Mussolini end tossed Haile Selassie into the waste-baske- t, England found her foreign commerce much damaged. She had missed Mussolini, and shot herself in the pocketbook. For a little while she will copy Job; 'I will lay mine hand upon my mouth. Once I have spoken yea twice, ul I will proceed no further.' One Most Mrs. Simpton Daughter me impress upon you that'y should never let a man kisi How perfectly n Dorothy 1 t mamma. You certainly want ma to have to kissing, would you? Enough in do tQ One . Theres one thing I like that boy of yours, Jones. unj Smith, after he had patiently tened to the latest achievement the child. "Whats that? said the ts 1 father. "He isnt a twin."' EVEN A WORM Paris, which is France, decided to sing and dance a new carmagnole with Russian dressing; clenched fists raised in air a la Russe; red flag waving; the doleful strains of the Communist hymn, 1 Internationale, and its Communist Arise, ye prisoners of injunction, starvation, excellently sung from the Arc de Triomphe to the Place de la Bastille. You can hardly imagine what fire, fury and enthusiasm thousands of Tom Fish Careful, Ed, 1 young and old French gentlemen heard that worms turn on yon. put into that hymn, although many of them showed few outward signs You Gness It . of starvation. A young parson had taka his text at his young mens cl) There were, and are, manifesta- the parable of the Wise and Fo Now in the lsh Virgins. In conclusion, tions everywhere. chamber of deputies, Monsieur said: Now, you young ms Gaston Gerard, practical French which would you prefer? Th statesman, asks, "What has be- wise virgins with the light, or I come of our foreign tourists and five foolish virgins in the dark'j their spending money? . The vote was unanimous. pastely n fill - I M Gerard tells the deputies The Brute must be done. In 1927, Miss Modem (to judge): all over 2,125,000 foreigners from heart i the world visited France, spending only did be break my messed much money. Visitors now number wreck my life, but he entire evening. only 700,000; as a rule with little my money to spend oysters containing Tha Conquest no pearl; many that come to help "Im the happiest woman in sing T Internationale bring no world. Im marrying the nftsf M. something want Foreign visitors, says M. Gerard, used to give highly paid employment to half a million French men and women; spent 500,000,000 francs for French railroad and steamship tickets ; scattered throughout France from 12 to 15 thousand millions of francs. Fifteen billions, even in francs, are real money here. M. Gerard tells the chamber French prices are too high. There is something in that, with the four-cefranc costing six to seven cents in the United States a comic-oper-a situation, considering thr relative wealth of the two nations. M. Gerard thinks there should be some cabinet official to look after foreigners, with better propaganda and fewer vexatious taxes on foreigners; there is nothing in that Foreigners do not voluntarily travel and spend money where they .feel they are not wanted. The cosmopolitan, educated Frenchman is as polite and hospitable as ever, .but ask him what sort of reception the crowd gives to the foreigner, British especially. It offends the British ear to hear A bas les Down with the British! An innocent American, in an innocent average American automobile, sallied forth on July 14 to help France celebrate the destruction of the Bastille, and perhaps give few feeble cheers for Lafayette, or Woodrow Wilson, or somebody. Great crowd in the Champs Oh; thats nothing. 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Such luxury cars you may see by the thousands and millions on American roads. us or fcMKM W auIhe IMHERPoIhM wwp Wed SttOMfS WttWSItO IN A rcaKitou or sunlight WWCIXli ON foe WAU WS HEAD rf, CAsfiHo cosiN6 Close tyAMINE a shadow md itoi tb disappear. to the car of grand luxury; it crosses the Avenue of the Champs Elysees, about 300 feet, in less than s. twenty The French, newly as prisoners of starvation," are interested in the auto American, which is careful not to bump Nothing happens min-ute- us SCWI BWPWWitD, SW or imrf HMEpmmV C0MM6 BAO(,PAMCIN6 Newly Hgg Good health and aoecew go top?"-- , handicap yourself get nd sad condition with tasty.iaMus'JV, original milk of magnesia Hcrauv Wcpfs CAPWRI If ft VEW hand down boc txs-- " W llSHf jpof is EUSVE rmsun f ovta sir wau. wit. Ml wm ttvttf nonetfWftf IS ".WinsV)WIND 9U CUPS HAHJ DOWN, MO SAZ a oAiierD when umt jppf 5Artf. jNWiD1pniD umk rerun on sack or hand OxHtCQrtES Hl The bourgeois, rlanybody. tinct tha rich," an exspeciesalthough it does not yet know it, are nervous. In a vague way they feel that they ara held responsible for all those prisoners of starvation,' with their strong voices, deep chests, power-- , ful fists and pink complexions. Kin rtorM WNU Syndic ta, &rrlc. In. boa Wg asasas&sKiss 20c,35ckj b- - pleasant S Elysfees, especially arounci the innocent American car, with new paint, shiny chromium and several cylinders. A polite policeman says Mrs. "Grocery butter ia ao ansa dear, aaid Mrs. Newlywed. Tve decided today that we will make our own. Oh, did you, aaid hei husband. "Yes; 1 bought a churn rnd ordered buttermilk to- - be brought here regularly. 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