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Show Friday, July o LrKraim it. Wjoft Not 'JhJimhdahout Aa Immartal KfJOW I COULD FIX AMO YOUR. NAlLC those Girls JUST THe'fRB - T You Im THINK? (Soihldr lieAW-TiE- Y MAKE IT, J MOWey LET VfELL er TbO-AFT- r IDLY YOU TZ BY Me om6 trick of mussing up the judgments of the present. What a pity it is that we cant wear our in front r When I read where some hind-sigh- ts MOT StT WHILE ponderous performing pachyderm of the literary elephant quadrille says, "This story will live forever." I get to thinking about a copy of a metropolitan newspaper that was printed on November 20. 1863. It devoted great gobs of praise and nine solid columns very solid to the eloquence of the Hon. Edward Everett of Massachu-aettwho, on the Irria 8. Cobt day before, after months of preparation had, on a battlefield down in Pennsylvania, spoken two hours and turned loose enough oratory to fill about nine gas balloons. But of the subsequent and Incidental remarks of another man, an awkward, shy man from Illinois, who had spoken just two minutes, it said, "The President was also heard briefly. The applause was formal and scattering. time-yellow- OVER FIST - UJ- SCATTER POP By One Fellah Takei Time Out to Think C M. PAYNE orndleaU, MESCAL IKE Ortl Beverly hills,calif. has a rotten Nailed Down' Tell Inc.1 How Awful Br S. L. HUNTLEY b-- db plain Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young YuERE'S SOMETHIN ELSE To IT Toil All In the Ey, Tha popular Idea about f tha hypnotic w Ud animals or any arL18? THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE THE FEATHERHEADS 81 s, Prejudices of Critics seem, the OFTEN, twould reviewer makes up his mind beforehand that he doesnt like you and behaves accordingly, A friend sent me a clipping from a small city it dealt with the opening of the picture. Everybody Old Man. The writer waa quite severe in his analysis. He didnt like the film. Passionately, he didnt care for me. The Joke was that the theater where the picture waa to have been shown burned down just about tha time the paper went to press, and the picture wasnt ever shown in bunk,1 ay Clyde known animal trainerBttTT in The Big Cage, Trainer. for year practice erf .taring strajJ fix eye. of the animals work at close range, I do it myself, it the stage setting, howev I no effect on the mm hu Is Just an effective trickdij manshlp. Im all for hip. But I want it adien I make an animal uT; bidding, it isnt because nw re looking into his." W , Minister Son Invent Invisible Ear Dr The Invisible Ear by A. O. Leonard, a Dnua hnwg son l. g Jtev. A. B, Leonard, DJ), for yean secretary of the Board 7? sign Missions of the MethodijtWb copal Church, for his ova X from extreme deafness ud wi nolsee, has so greatly tmprorei h hearing that he can Join in anj 4 nary conversation, go to tha and hear without difficulty, sire end has proved a blesiia, i many people. Write for bookfe u A. O, Leonard, Inc, Suita 2tg Fifth avenue. New York city. High Dignity One of the sublimest thbak the world is plain truth. , tofniaae. HUgauteJt Jr i &r ngsltf on vow fatlocal ecALcataunt. TUB COLEMAN LAMP w -o AND STOW tt that The next best illustration of the point Im making dates back years ago. I was discussing various novelists with that gentle wit, the late Oliver Herford. I said, what do you Ollie, think of book? My dear Cobb," he softly murmured, something I once wrote about him in a critical way so prejudiced me against the man I could never bear to read any of hi books. Dukes. were waiting for that OUT here baron and that French hkonhy Sunburn Chafing - , ttckk rmmm (H jteMi count back in New York to form the mother branch of their Noblemens club for the protection of holders of genuine fitles in America and, presumably, as a guarPHOTOGRAPHY antee to our own home-growheiresses that when they marry form Roll Donloped til eign princelings or what not the beautiful from jreur goods will be as described. Theres Wifwagtt nlarrameBta Phetffibap, Weal been a lot of you n title-leggin- know. As soon as the organization gets started were going to open the Hollywood division. Since only the au- thentic nobility may qualify, its figured that the active roster will be confined to a very limited group. f ADAMSONS ADVENTURES A Midnight Snack By O. JACOBSSON The State of the Nation. me to turn alarm ist right on the heels of the hot wave, but I feel it my duty to warn FAR be it from r rid of waste material that that this fragheadache. Take Mita crumbling republic is acidity, for quick, pleasant elimination. doomed. That is, it's doomed if wafer equals 4 teaipoonfula 0 v you can believe what comes out of magnet. 20c, 3Sc& 60c at dm Our sainted political leader in the way of predictions. Hark to the quavering chorus which already has started up: A crisis exists. Every professional in the land openly admits it I cant remember when a crisis wasn't existing. But they come larger in campaign years. We are facing a dread emergency JlJ which has had no parallel aince the WNU W last occasion when we faced a dread emergency. This very hour the nation totters on the brink ,.f IEWEST SALT an abyss. It has been tottering ever since George Washington was PresidenOar lobby u eIlgbtfB t-tottering worse at times, but cmM talng tt always on the tot Radio far Ivory aee RoeewROO Sa Miracles and Misdemeanors. NCE upon an early time there was a man so holy that even the wild creatures would not harm him. He drew a thorn from the paw of a tame lion and the grateful beast followed after him. So he became a aaint Only the other day in a court in Tanganyka. which is in Africa, a black man a savage by our HOTEL , was on triaL It teemed the liemv were raiding the the native authorities set stock, so for them. The accused found traps Rafoa Ef.SO a lion in one of these traps and 01 made a ladH- -l Tha ??, der and went down and helped the great brute to escape. Yre'ted he Plalned sim-Pl- y that the lion was his friend. So HIGHLY BLC hlm fa the olden U.WI-tor- W Too times it was a miracle. Nowaday, it a a misdemeanor. my ile and fellow-America- Prii M 'ON crisis-breed- 1 um Musical. Is Jones musical? I should say be is. When he out h blows his own trumpet and at horns he plays second fiddle. Stray Stories Magazine. Out PetPeere A Selfish Constituency. Are you going to send your congressman back to Washington?" 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