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Show Magna, Utah, Friday, December 27, 1935 We have a constitutional right to the pursuit of will ever catch happiness, but no guarantee, that we up with it. THE MAGNA TIMES Eiittfc M. McImb. PublfaihMl K4llr-P,liak-rr IImi 1M It sued each Friday morning at Magna, Utah. l.alrrr-- uMarch 4 A4nM NUbM , Jate Quirtfim f- at T O' ar yea.,..., rate fWra mm appileatlaa Ik Capper Prlatlag Caaapaap o- v , and-therefo- re rods-onepa- irto ; YHURS,-FEI,-SA- . TfiM RVtalton - EASY FOR THE QUACKS That St Louis man who advertised to trade a The cue with which charlatans of all kinds, par saxophone for a shotgun has probably received an ticularly medical quacks, defraud the public would anonymous warning. be incredible were it not for the evidences to be seen on every hand. A few of the schemes whereby the ffipLMNTARY TICKETS 'gullible superstitious have been separated from their ' 'money, by these swindlers are mentioned in an arThl, ticket preedited Yt the GEM THEATRE, Main, within . the wit week rutiUe- -ticle by Dr. Morris Fishbein. ; Mr. and Mrs. Eugene Singleton Soon after Franklin made his famous kite dem4 Mr. and Mrs. Carl Madsen in was electricity, everyone onstration discussing the ' r a ic e show YIas guests of this paper wonderful new force. A doctor named Elisha Perkins (These names ere taken from oar Subscription List) 'manufactured a lot of short metal rods, which he Iaimed were charged with electricity A Happy New Year, All! . of disease from the He human drawing WEDNESDAY OMY.JAN. 1 body. jcapable Void many of 'the GET, I THEATRE George Washing First Show :M DEC. Ion , , of The Wasteland." "Wanderer C:SS . First Show Every Night Gall Patrick, Benwith I J agger. Peaq Electric belts and similar appliances have been Big Doable Feature Baker. Three lives intertwined ny in Brent Void by the millions, not one of which, of course, had Kay Francis and Georg hew do they become untangled? Goose and The Gander, Comedy - Musical of any more curative value whatever. A few years ago ,Th the year. smart of the pictures V Elliv widely advertised product called Santaogen had an Also William Boyd and JimmyA pepIn Cassidy." Empress Tiicatre enormous sale and testimonials were obtained from son drama 7 DEC. that everyone will enjoy. py 'many persons of prominence. The stuff was comFirst Show Every Night 8:00 ' Tallspln Tommy" Shipmates Forever" with Dick posed of 95 percent cottage cheese and the remainder SUNDAY ONLY. DEC. tt ' Powell and Ruby Keeler." See the neither of medical value.,. lycerine phosphates, any First Show 8:31 soul stirring maych of these sailor I For Love" with Dolores boys Hear Dick smg and see Ruby live One promoter acknowledged making $45,000 Dd Rio, Everett Marshall. Ouy dance in this outstanding producirofit in a year from the sale of alchemical ring and Allen Jenkins. See the exo- tion. T T sway the hearts and Murical Comedy upposed to cure diseases of the blood, but in reality tic Latinthestarlives r of men. change efficacious o more than a twine string tied around News jANUARY Comedy First' show both nights 6:00 nes finger. ' ' MON, TUES, DEC. er ty Gertrude The old fellow who used to serenade his girl with a guitar has a grandson who gets quicker results with an auto hdrn. j Louise shoved the IRlATlEN'fl.T and kettles iuto oven. Looking down the drlvewuy aa the had done for almost two hours, she exclaimed ; " . Of course Horton called that he might be late. But whtt la keeping sister and I Ini, and Aunt Jen, Uncle Jim, Betty and Clyde? Six people invited to a Christmas dinner and all of them late! Accident? Surely not all of them In fe heap along the roadside unless each bumped Into the other hurrying because they are late to our dinner!" Louise was smiling even before a " -honk sent her outside, "Horton, please drive me to crossroads. Maybe well meet La-rlo- n T, ! ; ! "Hop-Alo- discomfited. Kib-b- -- ee k- - i WED.-THUR- t i Io i v 1 1 1 i 1., Me to Lariort "Crossroads. Maybe We Will Mast Sister. sister and Hut. Maybe they will know why the others are delayed. Sort of a new s center at the crossIn The Air," with Jack Benny, First Show Mon. t:H, Toe. 1:00 roads, anyway." Una Merkel, .Ted Kcaly and Mary COMMUNITY CLUB NIGHTS Pshaw I Dont worry. .They Sir Guy Standing, Rosalind Keith Carlbe.' The famous Benny In his probably think, you will not have and Richard Cromwell In "Annapolis ever popular manner, takes you be- dinner promptly at 1 oclock Farewell." A drama that everyone hind the scenes of radiodom. Hurrying home and eating lunch, will enjoy. Novelty - Comedy Horton, with Louise a lilt reluctant, started for Baxter, where a special Comedy Novelty festival of Christmas music and drama, an anminl community affair, for many yen rs, between ..rival towns.' would he presented at the Fommnnlty Center piny house rlxs were awarded to best product bum V from the tv tnu ns. "The guest must have misunderstood my letter. hntever It . they have all misunderstood to56-3- An Elmira, N. Y., man asserts that tbe earth is taped like a dumbbell. In other words, he believes was made in his own image t ' ' "Drive I- S. 1 1 gether." He s,'. A, N ; "Jim had. too bad a cold to go at Baxter. So Clyde said he would drive our car and we would all coma together. Clyde could not get away from the etore until noon. Wo thought yea would probably go to the program If wa were not hero to hinder daring the afternoon. And wed get here in time for your six o'clock dinner. Let ns help make theee injured ones comfortable. Or, well get the dinner on the table while yon attend them," Aunt Jen rattled on. "The date of the dinner's coldness seemed not to matter. One thing I've learned, that a cold dinner is no lesa palatable after eight hours, than for two hoars wait Its all because of two times two dates for djnner 12 o'clock and six o'clock I Two thlnga learned Louise recited to herself today the text of the letter sent to her guests, and as nearly aa she could . remerober.lt waa worded:- - to , the program ng FRI,-SAT,-BU- further (teevlsh questions: "But not one' of our gueats are here that I can see. Iv. ou glluiae Uncle's bald head,, or sister's fur?" After the program Horton and of Louise watched every exit for their guests, then hurried home, arriving at flv o'clock. At dinner, Lousight of tbe left-ovisa sobbed: "Never saw such a frost What on Adam'a earth could bare happened? What have we have 1 done to deserve euch snubs? 8ht was almost suspicious that Horton had something te do with the absence of their guests. 8 he leaped to the Jangling of the telephone. Anything was better than silence or was It? "Ve yee yea well be thereat oucei" The receiver clicked. "Horton,, hurry. Someone needs Hal yon at Herald's Corners. called. No, Hal mid sister are pot hurt, but some one else. You rua on and Ill stay to prepare beds," Horton, Hal, and Louise's sister soon arrived with a man, woman and small child who had been burled under an automobile, ' While administering to tbe ini Jured one In the spotless beds Loo-is- e provided, Uncle Jim and Annt Jen arrived with Betty and .Clyde, son and daughter-in-laat exactly six oclock "We were determined to be on time for dinner," Aunt Jen called Innocently. Yea, yon are In time to help nurse these Injured strangers," Louise announced, trying not to look me-iu- a VimiQV a-b- claaa nail ! mrr Ik, 3rd, 1879. at Magna, Utah. Ik aOmmem. SultaerlplU. A peragrapher says .gossip is the only thing for How which the supply never equals the demand. "J t alimony? " w Earle HooLet Eatea rD ISC tho PmU md fUfkmm Without a awnwfi asaa Or Ay (As wirtimm stake il Metre To Jeer tU Saaio Chau, That Boy red Jef, dni Situt't Precious Mitt, V kiU glad kettf cfaug will faffy dreg l ftai NWi Him Mocking - "Ting-ha- ft Bo up leuightf . . TlitgJwgf NoOo, lotto g imrt lAal you SmM, mre your rw roindoar Wkm you ore powlag kera. rkefa tkatf Tauff costa end Iriuf e drum, 4 jumping-joc- m k kott. And otkor toys for tUdo loyaP Door Solnt, youre keel uRt Ti Ckrlstnum atom, and to kit slop Old Seals komomord floti T ia Ire o'clock, but o pom pop Tka lakys roguitk eyas. Wo'ro dead for doop. lal out wo troop. And drou at onto to gal Whot Santo kind, hoi loft lakiad For Toddldeino, our pot, ' v i From Polo to Polo there's surely not A Mo at are plooood tkau ko. And ham ko crows, tho happy M, dad gurgles in kit gloo.' tho duck that guock, Tho jumping-lock- , Tka drum, tho korua, tka holt, Tho chick that poop, tho korto, tkt ' .hoop, Ho Wit to eat thorn oUt On thi kit rst gfad Ckrutmm lark, Tho toy with Mock ko pafw. Ho stakes old Nook uiik tka Aik Hod (ended oamrmkoro Moot ... A ootdior bluo ko brooko in. Uaat A puncture gives tka drum, Ho fUt Ike air with lag and hair. And Iken ko suck kh thnmkl "Can you com tor Christmas dinner? Como oarly If tho men .wish to go with Horton to tho proram tt Bailor. Wo women will gocalp tho afternoon awny until the men return. Dlnnor promptly Ihsn!" mrmty rmmo to Tho Sond-Mot And toll is Up, Clear up tho wreck and anutgo down.' Tit lima to lake a nap. done eorb Up eta Tkau Rest, my darling, rent! kaep ( Has fort eswp. tr k mut-aw- rock-e-ky- r. dk to - t lii ' I . -- . f f V s . d t fj fj f. I - ' Hid First Climtuiaj hi tied. uunvumathetlc enepHi' r "Dinner at at x for gj guests. Bui It all turned out right. The poor people were rescued by Hals coming in the afternoon. Cal said that since he had the afternoon fur driving ha would leisurely drive by way of Herald's Corners to geo tho new vtadurt Just completed. You and I, dear, attended t he pro. gram together. Undo Jim fees&d a driver. 'Next rime HI malt It plain' which dinner hour to expect my guest at one oclock or at six o'clock on Christmas P Lcttlao tulle J tho next day after the . Jured strangers were on their way, and the guests had returned to their homes. s X i V 'mm x S v- r. i i h vt I- - -- Heres the Wllken Family . r A getting set for when , neighbors drop in oonrina ia Ik taal Ik lul pul ml tk OMm H a, ntnaa,. Tk BOC, l,r ud tkit'i Harr, Jr. . ui WiUiua rti Ik ko, bm'u kb bead mm mr ana watcUae the icing la Tao. Wkaa aaV oat Ha, ay aaa takiao lima aat (or a kakdav Ska (ku, tka whole foar of aa ata coacemtau aritk ear Fmb3tii WUaba, a --a la tka SiatilUr, riM a, UQ altar dak. HaT,E.WUkaa.Sr. ear-aaia- lafc Va3 oev J Electric Service... of made Years Nev; nog egg t onr own Familys Whiskey! -- " ! 1 - i ", . v s - ' And what difference In the tastiness of it! t ,4 already the biggest value you receive for your money it now cheapor thas ever, with our new plan for Extra Electricity et Half-Pric- e. . - Most likely its got around to you by now how me and the boys are putting up our own Familys Whiskey in regular bottles for .sale around in different neighbor- hoods and how quick , its took hold that folks can get h. Well 1 everywhere j got something I want to tell you about j that you to know that this being The Wilken Family's own Family's . Whiskey, being personally, supervised by roe and the boys, you can count on that mildness and smoothness and tastiness being in every bottle you ever get a hold of and that goes for as long as any of us Wilkens is alive. Ive put all I ever got out ; of my 43 yean of distilling experience into that whiskey, and you bet every bottle is going to be just like the other the smooth-est, best tasting whiskey The Wilken L Family knows how to turn out for you! I ' Perhaps this question is in your mind: df electricity te take edvintago of this new using all ' - 77- 7" , r'; on your household! How about Make a check-u- p improving your lighting . . . to make the home brighter and safeguard precious eyesight? ' I i inn n: Then, too, theres cooking, refrigeration, water heet--, in, dishwashing and innumerable other tasks that smaller electrical appliances can do for you . . . with the greatest efficiency and The greatest economy. We would be glad to help you make a surety of yoar homt te find really means to yon end out just what Extra Electricity at Half-Priyourjamily." ce PH0NE US OR DROP INTO OUR STORE JU rH' vTnnnr? LLJoULiuli , I t - In the average home there are many opportunities to shift the burdens of household tasks to Electric Servants replacing old fashioned methods et little or no greater. cost than before. And what a difference in comfort and convenience! , ! can? 1 How can I increase my use low rate, when I am already - tzmn et 131 1 sc::nrr,pa.-c:,.-.::- ::i - ' ' & c- - w cf $e::kley frcdlxts co, kz. CwiMHW,) S kv O.., IM. ELECTRICITY IS wur THE BIGGEST BARGAIN IN THE HOME. U7AM IOWEU & LIGETI CO. .? I |