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Show PAGE SIX BRISBANE Pipe Dovm .i THE FEATHERHEADS Sbu TfueVweRE N&UfctD? SMEUY OLD Pipes t VodwevER YtJEM. THIS WEEK V- 6000 PIPES? MswLLYI wmers ar2 SACK? PARK AND Y&T VoU SAr Yi-te- Y ILL GET " I YHSM use THepi , Baby Lama la Found Clarence Darrow, most aucceasfnl criminal lawyer, saya NRA la led by amateur that do not understand political economy. Who doea understand political economy? Mr. Harrow rebukes the President for "falling to call In men versed In statesmanship." Who are those men In thla country T Mr. Darrow should name them. , smell YHEY'RE SO STRONG Hitler Keep Hi Grip FATTTJh THEY POMT . Yourself Who and Where Are They ? 1,000,000 Jumper FOUND THEM IN THE , Too can do things, when yon control a country absolutely, as Stalin controls Russia, with all money, earned by everybody, spent to carry out government plana Having trained mllUona of young men and women In aerodynamical at preparation for flying, the Russian government plans to train one million parachute Jumpers, not ten thousand or a hundred thousand, but one million, by the end of thla year, Russia does things In a big , way. FINNEY OF THE FORCE SERS-eAM- to rne PBTAIL FWMBT vnocKiMQ THEWS maintain order Pickets a You So POWrtl factory a strike special there keep The Marked Card . vieLL movims--J HIM R ThE- 3 - WfLU IT BS RKSHT tF WP AM. JUST WALK, UP AND poWN VNIiTH YoU OWCERj f . 0U MEAWiE Jpfo That HlUer atill retains his power in Germany and his grip on the German Imagination la shown in his latest relchstag speech. Hailed with frantic acclaim In the streets of Berlin, loudly applauded by the subservient relchstag, with army and people under his thumb, It la difficult to see what can destroy his power short of a collapse In Gereconomic resources. , The many plot that, according to his own statement. Hitler punished with seventy-seven "traitors" deaths, evidently did not have the people back of it Thibetan Buddhists have discovered the reincarnation of their late lamented Dalai Lama. The laat Lama, ruling Thibet as spiritual and temporal head from the crimson and white palace of Lhasa, died laBt December. It then became the business of Buddhist priests to And a baby born at the exact minute of the Lamas death. The baby must have certain marks on hie head to prove that he la the reincarnation of the dead man and contains his spirit The right baby with the right marks has been found In a humble borne far from Lhasa. A clever Buddhist priest will rule until the baby Lama reaches the age of eighteen. Meanwhile the baby will be v.rstrjrioofe3 after. Unlike the ancient Buddhist reincarnations, he Is not expected to alt In the air without any support and deliver a sermon at birth. The wise merchant clerks: The customer right James J. Doollng, tells BOBBY THATCHER By GEORGE STORM Clemency Pledged NEVER HAD NOBODY LINTS TUB PROFESSOR lefts K N CHARGE BEFORE St F Rt i HELPED HIM DOWN WITH THAT SIGN, BUT HE JUST SETS IN t HE WONT SAY WHO THE CALABOOSE AND WOhV TALK AMD WOhV GAT HIS VITTLES IN AS A RULE amV ohs to JAIU-BI- HUMOR A don't eat youAWONT SHAME OF I RO HAD THIS FIKED UP HlCe, AHD TASTY SO BUT MWBBS I hell eat! IF vou HOLD UP A MAN TO KINO FOR SE AT BE IN THE WHY DONT YOU YOUR TIME OF LIFE YOU CO AHEAD AND TEU. ME WHERE THE HID THAT TRUCK YOU TOOK OUTA JAIL-HOU- you Dentists office, and who put up to it! rrU. co easier with . Q. you if you vv I CAN ONLY REITERATE THAT OlO WHAT I I DID MY' POR SCIENCE ACT WAS MOTIVATED BY HO THOUGHT 9667 Of course 'she wool frock we groJ too. Its pretty eapeil cut in one with the jf ers lend extra fulnesi little persohaju GAIN m T hove Bloomers are Include! tern. Printed or would be wise fabrics tilarly dimity, lawn, Swiss. Perhaps deft ;iiide you'i before then get to for this Is an ideal tern, and there Is i Illustrated Sew Chart with each pattern. Pattern 8887 may b In sizes 2, 8, 8 ind quires 2 yards S64n Send FIFTEEN TH or stamps (coins preU pattern. Bs sure to your NAME, ADDBES i NUMBER and SIZE Send your order to Pattern Department,! tenth Street New To his Is always new lead- er of Tammany hall, tells those under him, the entire human m&- -, chlnery of the biggest city: If public opinion Is against anything there must be changes, because public opinion Is always right ireT.aTtnTuT.T?nniiIiboiridry: but look at China. Her chief wheat reglous are burning up under a temperature as high as 115 degrees, many are deadThotm la kitting others. Locusts In many places destroy what Intense heat and drouth have left of the crop. Widespread famine .next sinter Is Inevitable. Here, we manufacture our troubles. To unfortunate China, providence or nature sends them. Bertrand Russell says the act like Nazis. For the crime of desiring according to Bertrand Russell, Hindus have been deprived of the elementary llbertlea that make life tolerable." You wonder when the Hindus possessed any such liberties, except. to a limited extent among Hindus of the highest class. Among them liberty" Included the right to Inflict horrible Injustice on the miserable outcast untouchables, also the right to marry litte girls ten year old and younger!, and the right to have young widows burned alive with the corpses of their old husbands. lsh, ruling India, Teacher for the KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES A1 Found Out- - What cov amount of M3 Teacher Johnny stores sell . Magnesia! J Yessum, milk of Good Story S "Oh, ray dear," exda dal monger, "I saw Pj "ths hosiery department the swellest silk how n "Youre wrong," toll wife, "you merely changing a pair I bs C Unrosoosal 'George, cried his mouse la Well, what about theres a A Well, dyou want i ltT" Exph Is It J'j Barber How i dirty? Young Assistant hoj shampoo today. The big telephone company In the first six months of 10.11 earned SGI ,090,000, net, after charges and federal taxes, which seems a good deal of money. But It Is only $'t.K a share on the companys 18,(502,-27shares of stock. Prospects are Improving for the telephones, however, and a net Income of $01,000,000 for six months Is something. 5 Mr. John Jacob Astor, Interesting youth of Newport cutting short his travels, returns to New York unexpectedly and announces that he will take a Job and go to work Just as soon as the hot weathei ends." Arriving In New York Grand Central terminal, he was met by forty railroad detective and six private detectives." This seems a good many detectives for one young gentleman, who, so far as the world knows, has never done anything to make detectives necessary. - fe King rwltna Sradlott law WNU SrrlM, Bov ii Un l Ik 'He |