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Show I- 24, 1934 July MAGNA TIMES, MAGNA. UTAH PAGE THREE Warm-Weath- -- So HMMmNo HE: SAID: The LAST WELL TlMfe 111. EVER. believe 1 EVER -- reCt Yheki. YOU THE OWE ABOUT THE TWO IRISHMEN AMD 'iour j BILLS.-- PlD REACTiOfjl THE UTUDftE? A6AiM i Cleverly Designed pattern neat llMAYBE tell itYotllL THE PoinT THIS r Frock er Timb ill Wen th iiieniadI readthere.!n Sen, ,tor McAdoo and bis c h a r ml n g v janghter w k out to the ranch to see me the other day. He la shout fully from a yery bad Illness. Bis daughter has been In Paris FINNEY OF THE FORCE studying rolce, and has a good one, and Is a lovely girL NOV COP--ER occurrence lor a Democrat, yto Hiram John--, Democratic nomination although Johnson is (Well maby I am CjjBt write any letters jstttwM the right thing jor Johnson has stuck 'better than some ot and he Is a good jiotmson is a very able (, wry self thinking one. rglottbe first primary In Uer, wd I was glad to arp Marlin a very line man (of course jgrelty now), but this fel-js real fellow when Q. Pretty near any fellow L fellow when he is poor, much for yi has done County, and state with his fib money. Would maks a Lu odd As Ol YEx A OFFICER? TOLD A -- SHOULD ALLUS BE FIRM BUT ALSO AN YfeX MUST NOT EVER ANNOYIN' T' LAW 'BIP1N' Good Point i BE EVENitf AND BE& YOUR PARDON, SI MAY I ASK HOW I The Long Arm of the Law That's tT 1S And REALLY OFFICER, LWE IF POSSIBLE, VNHAT YOU APe QlP SAY- -) IF M?U DO R.-B- UT W-FAYE- RS IF HE WUZ A BURGLAR. HED SCRAM Ol MEAN-ESKSO-- IF HE DIDNY COME PACK WHUT WOULD YEX PO 7 1 GO GET I&UR ARE PoiNB? KEYS AND SHOW 'EM To SUPPOSE YE VJUX WALKiM ALONg AN SAW A MOM IN' MON SEX HE LIVES THERE FOUND HISSELF LOCKED OUTOM fj 14. lINNEY AS ACTlNcy INSTRUCTOR 1 at the police training r ni ... a wit Ibuother State where we yjtal? running for Govenor jah production making a at. That Is I mean intake it up for the time trill be remembered as a Jriter, s corking humorist, i! critic and observer. Hs id ill the writers during s i President Wilson wife is that great A belt that tnds on each aide ot the front Just where the slenderizing light-colore- ap-Hi- jacks Bates. out here Sinclair, darn nice plum smart, and If Jlrer some of the things nihould not only bs Gov-state, but President of Upton has got some sort where ns old boys over ii get a couple of thousand tbats right up my alley, hr of making that retro- I got a lot of readers going to know what that mldent either, but I been rth Irvin S. Cobb a lot s Socialist !i(ot 39-lnc- m H kECPS talkiw about a. CREDIT AMO savin ntAYUt. CLEAR EVBRyTMiNC? A KNOWN up.... IW lbtte op ro he'd cet in so WOULD NT A MUCH Wr. THE CONSTABLE you Iff for pbttibowbs I going to have me flrst'thing you know.) t means as you were belt like you are. That Is In it, If Upton's scheme Uguy at 45 starts getting A a fellow at 54, (yes veil they would owe me 9 rations. That Is I should t on Government rations go. Its a good Idea. worili while is a good fid you ever notice there iifcsrfttSt wilt work than be Is aA' w W their aaiu morning ; I FEEL THAT oOMETHINCj WRONG ABOUT 1 WANT THE WHOLE CASS YOU TO INSIST THAT MR ACCEPT SOME OF OREADFULL F,rrs MONEY PAID ths PROFESSOR FOR HIS HOTEL, THE LJSk BiLU ANY MONEY FROM US, AND MR. FlTTS WOULDWT LET M9 SAID H PAY HIS BILL. WAS COMMA MAKE AN OF HIM! EXAMPLE TAKE j 55 HAD GRADUATED Yjf KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES A Good Business Head A golf professional, hired by a big departmental store to give golf lee-- I sons, was approached by two women. "Do you wish to learn to play golf, madam T he asked one. i Oh,- no," she saldilts my friend who wants to learn. I learned -- d ones, get the Idea that parties, the Demo-bSocialists, are the only candidates In the Govenors ci Is an outfit out here lepublicans and they got Wes that read like a Government Relief, and they got some pretty ;i belong to the thing. how how people are to novelty. Thla outfit fMelves Republicans art right smart votes. (Par-typographical error, was just put In there jlold saying, and has to do plumber, and not the But I know some fandldates running, and fine fellow. f One fj8 ed to be head of the 0D known him long te Merrlam Is C1 named , old fel- dandy j'Goveno-- 1 tt 1 tttacl SEND nothin for theres HIM THIS TROUBUS SOLD HIM THEM SKUU. BONES tied morlri point begins Is a clever device for making a woman who has to con-- l alder lines, look her best With warm d frocks weather, a few must be put In work and light colors make a woman look larger unless her pattern Is designed like this one to offset that effect This frock la s safe and satisfactory choice for s print with a light ground, or a plain fabric to a lovely summer coloring. Pattern 0921 may be ordered only In sizes, SCt. 38, 40, 42, 44 and 40. h Size 30 requires 8H yards, lace. fabric and yard Complete diagrammed sew chart Included. Send FIFTEEN CENTS In coins or stamps (coins preferred) for this pattern. Be sure to write plainly your NAME. ADDRESS, the BTTLK NUMBER AND SIZE. Send your sAr. to Sewing Circle Pattern DepartmentT2sWfJlght-eent- h Street New York, N. X, dent ading epreKij u e The Real Job Two men were chatting In the dub- room. "This business about beautifying golf courses Is s lot of rubbish I" said "The question of one warmly. scenery shouldnt enter Into golf at 11. "Quite," agreed the other, "but the to keep ones golf from entering Into the scenery." Tatler. Job la p p bin smart-pivoters- ). Pretty excited over soon II a11 Ter down to cussing the Ltty us win tth in,.,. ; mor to turn down. ba a biK y Ua fbaitte --candldates the On The Brink." f w L K " November 4th M factor on wheth- th Brlnk or If me Iroi n1 1 0Ter 1 "N 4 ft mswerlaln your Imt. Our Pet Peeve Agriculture's Ratpoatibilitias "Arent you neglecting ths old farm?" Maybe, a little," answered Farmer CorntosseL "But, mister, yon can't expect a man to run a farm and th government both ton Star. at once." Washing- |