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Show GARFIELD LEADER. GARFIELD. UTAH PAGE SIX Friday, Jlay 4, 1331 f EEECWG37ut? RJEW2 L OurPetPeer- e- Along the Concrete IV .O.WtWTVfB0 NEW YORK. The palaver turned to coincidence. And i related tbis. During the Chicago World'a Fair my father registered at the Great Northern from his home town, Plattsburgh, Mo. He noticed Immediately above signature that of "E. C. Hall, Plattsb- HUMORING AN ASPIRATION Crimson Gulch manages to be a pretty orderly community, said tbe traveling salesman. hit Weve got a new system, answered Cactus Joe. When wt see a young feller with racketeer symptoms we buy him a ticket to Chicago end tell him to write his old friends about how he made good la the big town." urgh, e gentle- man my father knew. In his room.be phoned to Mr. Hall. A voice he did not recognize said he was Mr. Hall. Father explained who he wag and exchanged salutations of the day. The Mr. Hall was courteous but vague. He did not recall knowing an H. B. McIntyre. "You are E. C. Hall, the lawyer from Plattsburgh?" my father Inquired. The response was affirmative. My father explained again who he was. SU11 there was indecision so my father inquired: Let me get this right, you are E. C. Hall, the lawyer from Plattsburgh In Clinton county? The gentleman replied he was and would come to my father's - -- r ' One TUaii Aayway Peppery Parent You Impudent PVPPXI You want to marry my daughter. And tell me, do you think you could give her what ahea been used tot Suitor Er yea J think so, gir, Ive a violent temper myself,: don Hall. By OaiarM THE FEATHERHEADS I DOhlT KMOW WHETHER. IpNfcU emIOY TO WALK WITH YOU room. or They met and were perfect strangers, The comedy of errors had resulted from the fact that not once had the state of Missouri been mentioned. The bewildered gentleman E. C. Hall, a lawyer from Platts-burgwhich is In Clinton county. New York. A further coincidence, as I recall, was that both had been ma)ors of their cities. FareweHy Foliage BeiNS STARED WHAT not-every- body IS STARING AT YOU ) po I THOSE WHlSKERSfc? AT. let 1 IthatSs WHAT DO IS MY I Jf VOtSTlijff BUSINESS I IT SHOULDN'T CONCERN jAWD ANYONE ELSE r SAID-- HE WHAT CY TbEPLF SAID IF YOU WANTED TO RAISE A BEARD To hide weak chi HE YodR'S DiPNT BLAME op You EITHERj NY WEAK- - w Q BvTJOlMMta Wwi FINNEY OF THE FORCE Rowept No Credit Warns Ol SEE HE1 BE Tradin' AT TH NEW STORE THESE 1 try. Its like s big park," he said, 'only they allow houses on it, and they dont keep It up half aa well. Boston Transcript Your local dealer carries Ferry's Now Pure Bred Vegetable Seed only 5 cents a package. Peer HukiaJa BOBBY THATCHER-Frk m SBBS LETTS TH IN TUB GRAS TUB ION.... MBLLO! TWBNW Sucks Tucked- WITH A HOT xr? Z-.- it. hr j vTT VSLL.VH6RB AINT GONNA BB ANY DOCk OOUcIt tBFT tAVIM SSic- Spay NOT AFTSR NIAS BCVORB HB PUU.BO TWO BACK TBKTH TOLL ARTIS TO COMB IN , Bsms . Bek OOOO on wwrot - nonb bbtter kitin' check wAW tBT 1M ooc KNOW vnuer wb think on mia And iN ths profbbbor's put rt MAHOW RITFt' - fjt I You husbanda She (reproachfully) dont remember your wedding anniversaries as we women do. He And small wonder. Yon wives remember the ceremony as an occasion when you looked stunning In a splendid gown, and wt men aa an occasion when wt looked and fait like a perfect fool 1 Boston Tran- script Dlds't Knew Hie Half Carlyle made a strong book about Heroes and Hero 'Worship. And ho knew nothing about Louisville Courier-Journa- l. movie heroes. New It Caa Be TeM Small Boy Father, whats a committee? Father A committee is a body that keeps minutes and wastes hours 1 London Tlt-Blta, SMATTER 1 -- PO-P- The Little Man Put One Over On Willyum ai I reserve for a finale the spookiest of all coincidences I have observed. There was In Dayton, 0 a bar known as Kief whose patrons was a lovable telegraph operator known to all newspaper shop as Charles Mel rose. We were lined up one afternoon lifting a shog to vile care but in mid-ai- r Melrose put his glass down. 1 must go home quickly, he said and rushed ou Heaving his overcoat. Its been long ago and exact details are vague. But at the exact moment Melrose reached home a doctor bad turned from either mother or sister, bowed resignedly and pulled a sheet over tbe pniowa. . UI4. MtSmtU SrwtfU. m. Mel-ros- SAID "TO LEAVS OFFiCB AVTEFX WB MB Dock By GEORGE STORM Note Of Explanation A THAT CILf . HB WANT HOVV TUB DBNTieT.il SIGN WITH Q t KNOW WHAT KB WANTS TO ...... AtC I know IY HERKB HAVS FIBNTY OF MONEY- - TOOTH One night rather late Joe Moore and Lee dwell dropped In at my apartment with John Neylan, San Francisco attorney. Wo discussed newspaper topics, a subject In which all were interested, until quite late. In the hall, Neylan plunged what be thought was the elevator button. It rang the apartment of neighbors across the hall I did not at the time know. You are on your own, I exclaimed to Neylan. I do not know those people. Make the apologies. Unable to arouse her servants, the mistress of the establishment finally came to tbe door. Neylan started t,o fumble an apology, both of their faces lit up, and they went Into a dance. She w as Mrs E L. Ileebener, a San Francisco lady Neylan had known since childhood. I tell ms web-foote- d. Critical PATS 4466- west Teacher Now, James, what animal la James Tbs spider. A Boston youngster who had been on his first trip out of town was asked what he thought of the coun- 3 Arnold Bennett, during a seasonal stay at Barbizon, used to do much bic cling In the cool glades of Fontainebleau. One warm afternoon alter a long spin he dismounted and sire tilled out In a green arcadla to relax and watch clouds laze byr in vernal reverie he recalled one Hodgkins, an English friend be had not seen since i outh, and made a mental notation to look him up when be returned to Londun. Refreshed by a brief nap, hecarrhd bis blcyde to the road and was about to pedal off when he decided to slake his thirst at one of those cupless drinking fountains nearby. A man ahead, bowing oi er to lip tbe gush of water, raised up It was Hodgkins, middle I know that I Cholly You are higher, purer, sweeter, more benign I Bess I know that! Cholly (to himself) By Jove, they art all alike I Brooklyn Eaglet Bess WISE JAMES untUj trail among Wise Gey f4 You are not Ilka TO At the Gerdes In Cincinnati, a rendezvous for visiting ball teams and vaudeville folk, there was a blunderthe crowd ing good humored bqs-bo- y at our newspaper tabl. Culled, somewhat cruelly, Stewp, a shortening of Stupid. Despite giggles at his cou icalitles of syntax, he never forgot to be courteous, won a place in our affections and, as bus boys do, passed out of our ken. In Cologne, 20 years later, 1 arrived by motor oue night at the Dome hotel. It seemed to my wife and me we were attended with unusual graclousness all tbs. next day isd, Text notm. The cutaway escorted TStf the car ou departing, presenting a beautiful bouquet. To freshen the flowers later we stopped at a roadside inn for water. My wife noticed then a card attached. It read: A joyous Journey is the wish of Mr, McIntyres old American friend Stewp. ahera Cholly girls I es V By CM. PAYNE Progreas How are you getting along with arithmetic, Sam?" Well, I don learn to add up aB the. noughts, but da Aggers still bothej-me." f |