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Show EVERY GOOD DOG DESERVES S A ySR3' PIKDK3E F UFE j ? $ T7 I i i I f Pourad-Foolis- h r T tr 3. A creen bay, Wis., man figured the government owed him one cent when he filed his income tax, and he put in a claim for a refund so he could show a penny check to friends. On checking your return, the tax people replied, we find that your mileage allowance wras computed erroneously. Please remit an additional $20. f X $ I In court to pay a $2 parking fine, a Long Beach, Calif., man had to pay another $25 when he tried to pay the first fine with 200 pennies dipped in glue. When a Detroit man denied a loitering charge, the judge If said, you havent a penny, you're loitering. The defendant searched his pockets and produced a penny. The case was Start your dog on his way today with New Homogenized Gaines IVleal dismissed. A pyramid of pennies totaling $50, on display in a tavern in Bristol, England, took three hours to rebuild after it was accidentally knocked down. You can look for living proof of bounding good health just 30 days after you start your dog on Gaines. With Gaines, complete uniform nourishment is guaranteed, feeding after feeding. Gaines is extra rich in meat protein and real meaty flavor 1 A Bisbee, Ariz., couple handed 1,500 pennies to a judge to pay for their marriage license and his services. The judge kept 200 for the license and handed back the rest as a wedding gift. to help keep your dog healthy and happy longer the way you want him always in the very prime of life! i As a publicity stunt, a Midwest luncheonette offered a breakfast consisting of bacon, egg, toast, and coffee for just one penny. But customers ignored the offer. Something must be wrong there, several were heard to remark. SEE THE DIFFERENCE Thieves looted the home of a N. J., bank. Their loot: 13 cents. erford, vice-presid- ent Most othor dog moots are largely I f of a Ruth- Homogonizod Gaines consists entirely of clean, er mixtures; nour- uniformly nourishing nuggets. Mixes easily, ishment not uniform, often pasty when wet can even be fed dry. Buy Oalnoe in tho convenient two, five, or tan pound package, or -- In the extra thrltty twenty five pound bag. -- i "Both Smith and Jones have i daughters, and that's the only way they can communicate." 1 I NOURISHES EVERY INCH OF YOUR DOG! A NMiailljjllUUL 'Ml Lfl mu e Product of General Foods 4 IIIH teen-ag- Family Weekly Mapartne, May 6, 1956 IF" |
