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Show POOR PIANIST MOTMMW Mrs. K. L. write that she had the piano tuner at her home for several hours recently and after he had gone her laundry woman, who had been working In the basement Just below, said to her: You know that man In the parlor? Yee, Annie. j ( Well, I want to tell. you one thing: no like to hear, him. He rotten play I Transcript. r. Boston Evening : . Patient Has As a 8ucrastin. Mr. LIttlerest Doctor, what did you tell me was your special treatment for sleeplessness: Doctor I strike at the cause or the i origin of the trouble. Mr. LIttlerest You dont say so!'. Well, youll find the baby In the other-roomOnly dont spank him too hard. London Tit-Bit- s. Western Uncle I suppose you bed with the chickens, .Waldo? Waldo I presume. Uncle, you term bed In a purely sense ; of course, I go to bed early j chickens go to roost. Spoke From' Experience. " A burnt hild dreads the Are, read the teacher. Now who can give me a sentence different in wording but meaning the same thing? There was silence for a while ; then a little fellow piped up : Please, teacher, " a washed child dreads the water. Couldnt Count Kisses. How many times did hfr Counsel kiss you? , Fair plaintiff I was so confused that I dont remember. With the Counsel What going on right under your nose thing I Wanted a Playmate. Only child Oh, mother, how 'I wish I could be born again. Mother What .bn earth makes you wish that, dear? Only child Oh then I should be twins and have someone to play with. f May Happen. "Can we ever have thought transfer ' enee? Radio may bring It about, j i j I'h? If the girls can arrange, their hair In suitable wwe lengths. IN her! defense I dont like Addis Adder, - two-face- d. f ; She never Impressed me that way, I always thought it was the same old face with a different makeup. It Will End Up So your son will aviator after all ?J No, hes taking up the Same. not become an , ' chemistry n6w, Ah, t eventually hell fly In the air anyway.1 The Test. Hub I spend all my money on you. No man can do more than that. Pouting Wife If you really loved me youd be willing to rui Into", debt for me. Two Too Many., Western Paper--Precedi- ng the serv- ice, which will bej said by Rev. H. K. Pendleton,' a bridftl solo, II love but Three, will be sling by Mrs. O. H. Dorman. , No Unwelcome Visits. j First Confirmed bachelor Wh did Newwed rent a fifth floor apartment In a walk-u- p building? Second Ditto --His mother-in-lacant climb stairs. w Two Evils. Borrowing - Is bad business, remarked Brown. "But Its not nearly so bad as iend-lusighed Black, as he looked over the I. O. U.'s, he was custodian of. ' ; g, RADIO RALF AND HIS FRIENDS WELCOME STRANGER MV, OH MY - WHAT A STUDIOUS He utile brother r have !WHATS CRAVES KNOWLEDGE!) the news today, ralf ? The Nurse A little boy has just By JACK. WIL5QN Copyright 193a by th McClure Ncmptpt i Syndic mean to tell me that youre- - Sitting there reading A 'DO VoU NEWSPAPER AND LISTENING IN ON THE RADIO AND STILL 'DoNT KNOW YCSJf BECAUSE NOTHIN ON THE THENS RADIO 'Hl NOW ' AND THIS! to YESTERDAY'S OAOFO I ar- rived. is an absent-mln&e- d manager) Take his name and address and put him to work The Father office (who . Miss Pump How mttch do you love me? Mr. Oxford With all my sole! f at once. We need help badly. j i Misplaced Sympathy. Mrs. Crabshaw I don't approve of yonr going after tront. I cant help thinking of the poor fish. Crabshaw Im the poor fish, my dear, I didnt get a bite all day. j i f Thumbnail History. What are the really lmpor-tau- t dates In Egyptian history? B" rites. D 1923 movie right. Niece TT-f- uneral . t t f |