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Show SWMlWn PROVOPOST;FRIDAYtAUGUST12,192L. ' vj "4 fttf WfiASI wrW'iffr 'r''V 5e f PACIFIC SEA' CbAsfi DEALS IN' FREAKS HINDMARSH CO. Inla How Outer of World-Wid- e New York Man Who Conducts Oldest terest Because of the, Desire of the Business In the World. Yellow Races to Reverse the Process of the Orest Aryan Migration. The oldest business In the world Cash and Cany. Is conducted by Samuel W. Gum-pert- z, who, has an office at Coney Island. Ho deals in strange people. He Is the freak magnate of the world. He has every midget, giant, transparent man, boneless woman, tatooed girl, A Bully BREAKFAST These hot days, for young or old, is a bowl of BREAD and milk ROYAL BREAD. You should serve bread your table at each meal. more bread on Your family will fare better, and you'll save considerable in food costs. The bread ihat . 'fill -- " made mother quit belditcf Sets a new standard of bread deliciousness. It is everything that perfection calls for.You can buy this bread from your Neighborhood Grocer. Dont forget we buy $100,000 worth Utah County hard wheat flour annually. d gentleman, boy, oeslfied man and every human ostrich everything In the freak catalogue working for him. Or, maybe, it la the other way around; that all the freaks In the world hare got Gumperts working for them. He has cornered the freak market. They are all under contract to him. If you want a cute little giant In your home, you must see Gumperts. If you think the new bungalow would be ornamented by a nice snake charmer, or if you decide that an Australian bushman, a real word swallower or a yonng lady who draws cartoons of prominent men with her toes, would lend a unique flavor to your next banquet or musicale, you Just simply have to go to Gumperts. He has the only supply available, and he keeps everything in stock. He gets telegrams from all parts of the country reading something like this: Rush one fat woman (young), four dwarfs and a wild man for the Elks Street Carnival In Sturgeon Bay, Wls. - Or, perhaps the wire will read after this manner: Can . ue one human one lady known. Cabrlllo, a Spanish n7,ga t glasa-eatand a halj woman week tor, it Is true, entered San Diego ot Ju,y lf Chamber ot Commerce Fair, Princeton, Ky. Then Gumperts gets right on the and lf thlnk 11 18 an easy But the two price-- ; tagk ha h yu on bis hands you are less features of the Pacific coast greatly mistaken. If the order 'Is San Francisco bay, one were missed for the tiniest midget he has In of tbe greatest, safest and best of only the be has to scurry about and shop, the harbors ot tbe world, and the reserve a compartment entrance to Puget Sound, where land, man car, for thats the in thefreaks way locked Seattle and h group ot other travel. all travel In style, not They a now harbors handle fine large part to speak of luxury. They have to of the commerce between America have a personal representative, usuand the Orient. a member of the family, and ally This failure of early navigators to they are obliged to travel in comfind San Francisco' bay, though many partments for obvious of priot them passed up and down the vacy; also often for reasonsreasons. physical coast and the Spanish even made a Gumperts has agents In every city special effort tq discover a satisfac- in Europe watching out for some new one of the constitutes tory harbor, whim of nature suitable for purposes mysteries of the Pacific seaboard. of exhibition. That la always the Where Mountains Meet the Sea. main consideration, he says, when The Pacific coast of the United one of my agents reports that he has States 'Is markedly different from found something new can it be the Atlantic coast, especially that shown with propriety and is there the Massachuot part of the latter aonth tea. slightest offensive or setts, with Its relatively low sandy tore about it? Not unpleasant every .freak Is shores and Its outlying bulwark of exhibited, for the reason that the exaand islands and sand pits. San Diego hibit would be revolting or Indeliof the cate. Most ot the freaks com from bay, only ten miles north Mexican border. Is the only bay of Europe, Hungary, certain sections of major importance on the Pacific and old ''Austria and tbe coast of the United States land- Germany Balkans particularly are productive a Point sand Loma, locked by spit. of monstrosities. forming the northern boundary of I have come to an Interesting conSan Diego bay, however. Is a ridge clusion In years of close association several hundred feet high and from brought Into the world, 'misshapen with to northward Canada there only these people. Instead, as one a few miles ot narrow lowland be- with would suppose, of being sour temtween the sea and the hills or moun- pered and resentful at having been tains by way of exception, the coast they are, with few exceptions, bright Is bold and rugged. Parts of it are and cheerful in cherand disposition "drowned a what geologists call unbounded affection for each ishing coast, where mountains have sunk other. so that the water meets their' ateep Salaries for freaks differ, though slopes. Parts are uplifted coasts," there is a sort of standard rate, baaed sea nnder the once where mountains npon the rarity of the attraction. have partly emerged and theirslopes j What them depead upoil how j th ar V U.vlaPPed many of the family I must Include In Sa bold It . contract. I have to provide a character of tbe Pacific coast which nurse for my and her sets It oft most distinctly from the too. to travel with her, coast of tbe.Atlantlc, From a point The demand for freaks keeps np fifty miles north of San Francisco from year to year.. Dont one may sail northward for hundreds steadily me to explain It. My only ex- ask Pand bluffs of miles alongside on that ,t haman nature ontorles, finding hardly any Inden-- , pi jQp normally formed per80na t0 llke tatlons of Importance. to look at others lesssfortunate, only region which made the Spaniards de- - j ,d advlge 8pectator8 never to San scovered d before they .pair o while essenof that Francisco bay, finding on before latform gUn tlal to commerce In all ages, a freak Is sitting. They dont which commodious porL ldhrtiand, they are ,nd m. M tbe of Juan de Fuea. the prance :o k b Bot Is Francisco the valPuget Sound the great sunken j g 'generaJ thlng freakg likft t0 P. ley vhieh carrJ have the audience talk to them. The , , or .iS Personality ot a freak has much to d0 w,th the 8a,arr that 18 P&ld- - Fat affords many miles of matcniesai landlocked harbors. The center of u in- -t alVtsudv f, JL1 ,2! the entrance to the Strait ot Jnan de Fuca Is the northern boundary three-legge- turtle-backe- SOME REGULAR PRICES p High Patent Flour, 48 lbs High Patent Flour, 96 lbs., Sugar, 10, lbs. 22 Bars Laundry Soap d -- ?1.40 275 75 ?1.00 MEAT DEPARTMENT . Home Rendered Lard, lb.. Hamberger and Sausage, lb.. Steaks, per lb. Pork Chops, lb. .18 Lamb Chops, lb. Lamb Stew, lb., .20 -- r J. P. Coats Thread, all sizes, to 22 20 to 25 to 25 10 6 spools r i 15 15 for 25 , Hindmarsh Co. n, er ROYAL BAKING COMPANY A Pierce Spread the best part of the outing SPECIALS Si CRO for Saturday ' Manor House Coffee, steel cut, Hewlett's Coffee, 2 lbs. Arbuckle Coffee 10c Luneta Cocoa.' '48-l- b. sack High Patent Flour.. Tall can King Salmon, 2 for Paro Wax, 4 cakes Royal Garden Tea, per package Afl 15c Crackers, 2 for All 10c Crackers, 2 for Jemima Molasses Macaroni and Noodles, 3 for 10 bars of Jewel Laundry Soap, with $2.00 . We Carry a 30 65 28 . . $1.45 35 IIIIl5 "35r 15 III20 IIIIl25 orderIIIl25 r , Supply of Young Beef . Country Pork, Yeai and Lamb First-clas- s University Market 1 A good appetite always accompanies a good onting and appeasing its de- PIERCES roooraowen PoHCBOM Tofmxtoes Sauerkraut Tomato Soup Hominy Catsup Pumpkm SYRUP mand is the most pleasant part of the whole affair. 'Pierce's" Pork and Beans does the trick in a delightful way. Ready to serve in just a- moment tempting, Be sure you delicious, satisfying. take enough. Send for a copy of Pierces Recipe Booklet. - half-woma- I AulardjrAtM AmcMJy Utahlx Canning Oo 9mJdtf of Gq Jtil. JUoa Ml iiiiiLTjniiiiiisiioiinimiisniiimnisiiiiiuiiioioiuumnuiimiymnuiHmmii 1 ten-mi- their development depends largely on .their food. Children, undernourished add unwisely fed art weak and unhealthy, and many times anemia. Disease easily grasps them, for their undeveloped constitutions are unable to resist the disease germs. -- . a. u.iw on)Ti8eton never-endin- Circus Two Shows, 2 and oClock LARGEST CIRCUS IN THE WORLD GIVING A STREET PARADE itwlS w Fathers? and Outing Held at Mosida Picking Husbands Following the custom adopted by Dangerous Business, various stakes of the L. D. S. church. f Children find delight in the crisp, sweet When two doting old men take it , thd upon themselves to choose a husband of Grape-Nu- ti tor a pretty and capricious young ap--1 proval, they are destined to run Into ladrwithout her enthusiastic at breakfast or lunch' for a few days and youll agree Theres a Reason for Grape-Nut- s. A dish ' Tintlc Stake last week eondpetr at fathera Mid sons ,da tb PariT left Eureka on morning and camped In neighborhood of the Mosida ho- - ' a real snag, as- - demonstrated by h. W Constance Taltnadge In her latest ; whrn!t object of these exenr- Associated First National release, 18 to B ,tthrf S?d 8 lQ Lessons in Love. which haa been 8 on8 0Dch w,th eab booked for a run of two days at the Kngan opportunity of directColumbia theater, beginning Thurs- - n ,n nd of th th play ,part Lessons in Love Is an adap- day. tation of Douglas, Murrays success- - poys- - At Mo8l.da n extensive pro-fon.t- w,tb play, The Man From Toronto., Kram. was, oarr,ed ach day- - but?p,al he It was directed by Chet Withey. Ken-- 1 4 hetb Harlan is Constance Talmadgea yaK"ie otTe a,f,0W tb dimming. leading man boating, etc. , 5i"r the Body Builder Theres a Reason " 23 Provo, Tues., Aug. Grounds at 8 . ts J p.rfn. ,di 1 Grape-Nut- s ROMPT-DELIVERY- tnMd Sturdy, energetic children radiating health, are Nutrition and economy combined. le -P- miles, where British Columbia fronU! T "Well t!ink her Pacific coast on the Pacific, th 111 never know goodness, I get to be again becomes territory ot the Unit- Ilk that Theres one question the ed States aa the southernmost point skeleton answers a hundred ot Alaska la reached. For more than living a day: What do you eat and a thousand miles to the roots of the times do have to diet to keep that Alaska peninsula ''the waters of the way?you terot this Pacific bathe the shores Midgets are always popular. They ritory, and for an even greater dis- seem to be a sunny lot, always joking tance the long arm of the peninsula and playing tricks on the others in and the Aleutian Islands off Its point the show. They are in great fear Practiocean. Into the out sweep that grow. They seem to may they a Is seaboard cally all of this deTo? drowned coast, rugged beyond scrlption, with countless bays, ulfs, Islands and channels. When all these. convolutions are counted Alaska Mas . the? AT.,11,fak a year a separation, more than 15,00 miles of coast line. i The shore, south of the peninsula 7 Lr are lor the most part heavily wood- , di? ta?d ed. often to the very waters Snow-cla- d mountains tower - above - jmpa by If one ofof t an IneB has been fraction ships as they sail through the Inland , added to the suture, passages and glaciers discharge succession of Icebergs' g Sons r Into some ot the bays. a source of pride and joy to their parents. And No food will have greater influence in making your children vigorous and healthy than Grape-Nut- s. Served with milk or cream, Grape-Nuis an ideal body, brain and nerve food. It is made from wheat and barley. Grape-Nu- ts offers a high foexLvalue, and it is as delicious as it is healthful. Sid 498 N. University Ave. ( Phone 274 - a. What Is Every Mothers Hope For Her Children? n, ul , - J I Seats on Sale Tuesday, 9 A. M. to 6 P. M. . Hedquist Drug Store No. 1 . |