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Show J THE VKOVO LUX 1'aui: bxx SURE THING ' SURELY WAS HiS LUCKY DAY Children Cryfor Fletchers - s,yi He Did Have. - A grafter had been one-da- ,, , Kind You Have Always Bought, and which has been in use for over SO years, has homo the signature of aid has been made under his per--. sonal supervision since its infancy. '44 Allow no one to deceive youift this. All Counterfeits, Imitations and ore but AjKirhn'nts that trifle with and endanger the health of Iufants mul Children Experience against Experiment TUo Just-as-go- od is CASTORIA Cnstoria it a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Paregoric, lirops and Hootlilng Syrups. It is plcasant.Ifc contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic substance. Its nge is its guarantee. It destroys Worms For more than thirty years it nnd allays Feverishness. lias been in constant use for the relief of Constipation, Flatulency, Wind Colic, all ' Teething Troubles and Diarrhoea. It regulates the Stomach and Bowels, assimilates the Food, giving healthy and natural sleep. The Childrens Panacea The Mothers Friend. CASTORIA ) g y CASTLE GATE CLEAR CREEK KING BLACK HAWK CAMERON SPRING CANYON ABERDEEN Also LUMBER AND BUILDING MATERIAL A Square Deal to' Every Patron 160 W. PHONE 232- FIFTH NORTH. ; J. Wi DUNN, Secy and Manager. J. M. HARMON, Pres. - ALWAYS -- Established 1907, Provo, Utah. , 7 FARMERS AND MERCHANTS BANK three-forty-eigh- Bears the Signature of Surplus $12,500.00. Capital $50,000.00. Thomas N. Taylor, President. J. D. Dixon, Cashier. Arnold Dixon, Ass!t. Cashier.John F. Bennett, Vice PresDIRECTORS: - Jas. A. Loveless Andrew Knudsen . Bee Robert John F. Bennett J. J. Craner S. P. Eggertsen J. D. Dixon Jo. 8. Berry All business given ns receives prompt and' careful attention. Your account will be appreciated. T. N. Taylor f- . I In Use For Oyer 30 Years The Kind You Have Always Bought NCW OCNTAUN THI YONIC CITY, COMPANY, oflen,xt$ you like w LIVING BY SLEEPING ranaiaraBSgKaama TAKE YOUR SOILED n o Tho Domestic Steam Laundry We keep the dirt and return th of Centuries Londoner-o- f UN-T- in Ita original purity. (lon PHONE 203 FOR OUR WAGON Ago Seems to Have Had Something of a Snap. In these lean and strenuous times one might do worse and emulate the example of Nicholas Hart. He had no need to work for a living, had He slept for it On AuNicholas the following advertise1711, 9, gust ment appeared in the pages of the ' Nicholas London Daily Courant: Hart, who slept last year in SL Bartholomews hospital,- - intends to sleep this year in the Cock and Bottle in Little Britain Addison, that very competent Journalist," was attracted by the advertisement and took up the matter in the Spectator. He found upon investigais every tion that Nicholas Hart year seized with a periodical fit of sleeping, which begins upon the Bth of August and ends on the 11th of the same month. That on the first of the month he grew dull, on the 2nd appeared drowsy, on the 3d fell to yawning, on the 4th began to nod, on the Bth dropped to sleep, on the 6th wag She What was the cause of John heard to snere, on the 7th turned himself in his bed, on the 8th recovered losing his job in the his former posture, on the 9th fell plant? He His temper; he got hot so often retching, on the 10th, about midthat he melted the ice. night, awoke, on the 11th, in the morning called for a little small beer. Tbe result of this sleep was that Hart WELL TRAINED earned enough to support himself for & twelvemonth." CAUSED TOO MUCH LOSS What ym like When you like - f 1 MADE Happy Hogj I was married happy one myseif.iady Lady That'a nothing. Ive been married five times, but never waa happy. You have no Lick coming. EAT ' - ) -- v GENUINE short-changin- hicks with a small circus, and the packing was poor. The outfit hit the South; noxptton money, and with a bunch of tokens to phow where money was as scarce as violets en .a weedy siding. And it a as miles to the land of promise, and every man atony, and nothing coming, Juat before the concert, one afternoon in a jay jungle, the grafter lamped a Rube coming out of the big top. 'He had on new jeans, a city hat, was eating popcorn out of one hand, and carrying an umbrella, tied with a shoestring, fn the other. He hesitate?' at the lemonade stand. Every signal on .his lankness was flying him for a Dobbs My wife cant decide on a mark. Approach grafter and speech: car. ,7 you are not going, neighDealer This model Is the last word bor?Surely Shows not art over, an, neighin touring cars. miss the concert mustnt bor, yon Dobbs The last word, eh? Then Rome gem, boy! shell have it "Gotter catch the was the answer, fragrant of pink and SHOULD NOT COMPLAIN pasted popcorn. Sure not," said the shorter. "Wait for the real show the boomerang throwers and the celling walkers, and whisper, cull! them French dancers nights In Paris! The farmer took out a wallet, and tt was crowded with ones, twos, fives, tens and twenties. The grafter saw the green and gold outlay and dreamed he was in a bank. Then he dived into his wn rockets for a come-on- ; but lie hadn't a rrt To whistled xnd called for help; but nothing doing on coin the first time in his honest career, and no ttflsted bills between the fingers. Finally the Rube got tired, closed the wallet, and jammed It in ll irr! pocket with:' Gutter be gain stranger, The grafter burst out crying, and grabbing him by the whiskers, shout d: Gee, but youre a lucky guy! A What Utah Timber & Coal Co. Farmer Probably Never Will Real lx Just What a Narrow Escape j - - t . . 4 But if it is Groceries, buy them from us ..Safety First is a good motto.. Our goods are safe and of the best Quality and seasonable- " v Prices (lfe Correct - i - L Jf Farrer & ' Whitehead cold-storag- e a-- st , Phone 67 hi - mwyi - X. Tri'TXn'Wprri '- 1 -. --- l- tS Valuable Moleskin. COALS, AS FOLLOWS That if FIRST, The skin of the mole Is much sought for the manufacture of furg, and those made use of in this country have been heretofore imported from Europe, bat it U entirely likely that we shall supply thla demand by the home product at no distant time. The biological survey of the United States has recently made some examinations into the qualities of the domestic mole for this purpose, and it haa been discovered that the animal of the northeastern part of thla country ia superior to tbe foreign animal, the fur being finer and having other advantages. A report of the investigation has been printed and the cultivation of the mole for its fur is recommended aa a profitable Good Coal CASTLE GATE, CLEAR CREEK, KINO, SPRING CANYON, CAMERON, STANDARD. ANTHRA-- ' CITE. SMITHING, COKE AND KINDLING WOOD- - X. SW007 & SP AFFORD "p ft. , $35.00 TO SAN DIEGO Aiul Keturn Direct Tickets on Sale Daily Limit 3 Months $35.00 TO LOS ANGELES ON SAN.ERANCISCO Tickets on Sale Daily Limit 3 Months $62.50 TO LOS ANGELES Let urn via Portland Limit 3 Months -- : Landlord Do you think our experience as a sailor qualifies you to work as a Janitor? Old Salty Sure! Ive scoured the seas an swept It with my glass an I've washed ashore. f a verything in Second Hand RAGTIME OR DUDES? Furniture In 1 New Second Hand Store 1 ( . 578 W. CENTER & D.; o. WAIU; Prop . -- - - tf i n good, V r THE PACIFIC LIMITED efs. Long Beach, Leaves Provo dally Or so, at the beach- - at 10:25 a. m. For REST A WEEK Cataline. Venice, v particulars see E. Eggertsen x C. v C. Then, see the Ev I r three-lette- positions. W. Craig Agents A Provo, Utah,f which has four ' , To Help the Insane, Tbe National Committee for Mental Hygiene is said to be one of the most Important of the national betterment organizations. Mrs. W. K. Vanderbilt read a book by Clifford W. Beers called A Mfnd That Found Itself and became Interested In the work. She will give 810,000 annually for five years to the organization and Mrs. A. There are Hie Profeuaor A Anderson of New York will give things that will never die. object of the 7lie Politician That'a rlght My the same amount.-O- W comriiittee la to bring about the enactr.t Jls down "iano and tji "3irr'p',r tries to loll aid oi them every mgbi. ment or?nore enlightened laws for the treatment of the insane Xlt it s US' so I - a the n name means . letters, Wt ba,7 second hand Furniture a Anglo-Saxo- i . Eher; Etrurian, Chnr; Magyaran, Oese; German, Gott; French, Dleu; Spanish, Dios; Peruvi' an, Llan. . - of civilized peoples. In Latin It is Dens; Greek, Zeus; Hebrew, Adon; Syrian, Adad; Arabian, Alla; Persian, 8yra; Tartarian. Idga; Egyptian, Aumn or Zeut; East Indian, Esgi or Zenl; Japanese, Zain; Turkish, Addi; Scandinavian, Odin; Croatian, Doga; Dalmatian, Rogt; Tyrrhenian, For Sale at bargains Prices PHONE 34S The Deity In Four Letters. A remarkable fact regarding the name of God is that it is spelled with four letters in most of the languages PROVO STEHM LAUNDRY flone - - p 164 J. WE MAKE A . ALWAYS . RELIABLE . N. GULICIi,, . I? Sf 375 W. - Center Proprietor SrECLHTY Ot FEATHER nl - y tf 6 - PILLOWS AND BEDS u $ . |