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Show flTTp. 4 .,SlSS!kWIblWB) ) Tim PAGE SIX :s PROVO POST i A . Must Do. SOME NEW WRINKLES, friend of Goethe's once remarked that If you wish to appear agreeable in society you must consent to be taught many things which you know already You bave had to sit many hours with gerie. etc., sew tape the same length a smile upon youxtac. while some to one end of the' ribbon. In bore expounded Supposed the- - ing the ripbon out the tape takes Its When : the ribbon goes back orles of bis own which had been as place. axioms to you from youth up. You again sew it to the end of the tape the bare bad to listen to society tradltions,and the tedious in which you were not in the least in- - ribbon through in the old way Is told by some sycophant, be- moved, the bair.'a good way cause you knew that what lay upon - to enIt Is to Oil a as rfhse thistledown thoroughly your thoughts light her about like a royal robe, mon tin flower sprinkling can with You may hate the molecular theory and water and suspend on a nail or book despise the foolish vaporings about above the bead over the bathtub. The society, but you have no taste for the. prater comes with Just force enough to life of the hermit, and you have, at rinse, and the sprinkler can be filled least to pretend that you are interested ns often as necessary. After washing woolen blankets, dry in the ponderous and the frothy. The question la whether you are not a bore them on curtain stretchers, which will yourself, at least to the man with a prevent them from shrinking. A 'handy little dish washer for the theory about creation and the woman who adores by way of the social regist- milk bottle, etc., too narrow for the ' hand and cloth, is made from the wire er.Have you ever tried to hir your theo- handle of a grape basket, which is ries a bourrh nrw tea u thesoiu- - stiaIghtenedouG:Zwrtb"fhe'hooterr tion of the poverty problem in the pres- on one end. Instead of the ordinary method that ense bf the women who were all the time unconsciously counting your frills Is used for removing rust stains try and speculating as -- to what sort of the lemon juice and salt awwsual. bnt beading would have improved your place over a steaming kettle.. The rust costume? spots will be removed in a few . If you have you will no doubt have t recognized the set smile with which she pretended an interest, because it is part of her religion to appear always JACK FROST. to be 'agreeable. Dr. Frost is drawing hear To skeptic and believer. Two Sorts of Manners. will bring me, never fear, . "Society is more conventional It He than A cure for my hay fever. is good mannered at times, remarked a man of manners, and I know personal ' Hurty on your way, Jack! . Never mind the cost of both kinds. Particularly I know aj manis who conventional bad and lady Hi, Jack! Hey, Jackl nered, and I know a business man who Ho, Jack Frost! Is unconventional and, If not exactly good mannered, better mannered than General Frost will soon attack the lady, The strongholds of pollution. ; i at an "Not o'Sg ago he was He will drive Miasma back evening affair-rb- e went because his wife want- Uphold the Constitution. td him to go and he wore a Bhop tied When you meet the foe, Jack, JlcTa aucherleaman habits could not possibiy be guilty of. Jack L HeyJ acklHo The lady In question noticed It, and, HI. Jjck Frost! in her naive way she asked him why he wore that kind of tie. Lawyer Frost I understand, Well, madam, he replied, I do It A, bird's song hears with terfor two reasons. Owe Is to give stupid, ror! ... ; v people a subject of conversation, and He. applies for an injunction and the other is to show that uncouventlon- - j Then flies a writ of errof . nl taste isn't much worse than con- Should my case you try. Jack, ventional bad manners. Twere as good as lostl Of course he had no right to say it. Ho. Jack! Hi, Jack! nor. on the other hand, did the Hey, Jack'Trost! on any- right - to Grlf Alexander. Thing On draw-dreadf- ul task-ofdrtwl- - . After-washin- g ALCOHOL-- 3 PER AVectaWePrepmatimKAs Always Bears C- t similatingtheloodaiuj tintlst Stomachs Promotes Di SKffitoaiB, Not Narcotic. . For Sale at Bargains Prices ed We buy second hand Furniture r && JlBJtSmt ' OunMlf PHONE 348 578 W. CENTER D. 0. WAID, Prop. -- . c?;1 For Over l?3 m IacSiimleSlgnatoe $2q Thirty Years pm Exact ' i Copy of Wrapper. tms 0( frr.ua ttmuir, aiw raa errr. 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