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Show THE PROVO POST OOOC OOOO AN IDEAL JOB. s li The talk turnpd to the lobby of a Washington hoitU tin g, and this one by Senator Shively of . office-seeker- other-evenin- ed ana: mmf HOWLANDWhat tlav-- r A)u Done? TO PREVENT HORNS GROWING Operation May Bo Performed by Sim ple and Painless Method How Caustic Is Applied. By R. W. HICKMAN ) Two men, according to the senator were sitting on & park bench one at ternoon, listening to the sparrow sing, when the delight of holding pul ic office Was incidentally mentioned Look here. JIm, exclaimed one c the pair, suddenly looking up, you ar not thinking of seeking an office, an you? No, I cant say that I am." replie-Jireflectively, and yet if I got om to my liking I might take it. I see, responded the other, wha kind of a government Job would be to , your taste? Well replied Jim, I wouldnt mind getting a couple of thousand a year for filling fountain pens for the assistant secretary of the treasury " Saturday Evening Post. - - are going to do great things, you . But what have you done? You are going to am In a splendid way, A$ other ha ve won. You have plans that When they are put in forre You say- Will make you sublime. You have mapped out a glorious upward coui se Bat why don't you climb? Youre not quite ready to start, you say. If hopetu win "The "'timejyou to be s.artTnsjls now today Dont dally, begin' No man has ever been ready ms yet. Nor ever will be, .You may Till ere jqu reach where your e set-- 'hopes But W It 'and s a-- cf You are going, to do great things, you d JJhe Ruling Vassion. And this Host (proudly) masterpiece of Rembrandt! Visitor Great Scott, man! What is that unsightly hole In the corner? It spoils the whole" picture. Host Well, you see, my wife la an autograph collector, and she wouldnt rest J8utn shecutthe signature out and pasted it m beralbu.ni Puck. WHAT DID SHE MEAN? 1 Your Va'N'i w U e I T.t i , A . ttatiwr1 nftU m1, The Most . Remarkable Values Ever Offered IifProvo Unmatchable in the beauty of their designs, the- - exquisite trimmings and the dainty softness of texture, at prices even double that which, . they are offered during this-sale- i yhe variety is exceedingly large, .embodying all the most p opular faTriAAhsAnett fi vlist3',Xingcrie' Cloth," Nainsook and Cambrics If you have-no- t yet seen this elegant display, come now.- You cant afford to let 'Such a splendid opportunity pass. These remarkable low prices linked to these exceptional values will close them out quickly. LrJ TFnmyni n ciaaiwrTt w'rtnrwai awa . Theyre a hopeful mans But the world, when It judges the case for ymij, . LOT C SPLENDID $1.00 VALUES Gowns, Petticoats, and CojnbiniiUons in wide range of styles, soft - sheer lingerie cloth, handsomely trimmed with lace and the end, my son7 Will tl.lnk not of what you Were going to do, ' But of what youve done 79' LOT D UNEQUALLED $1.50 VALUES Gowns, Princess Slips and Petticoats, fine lingerie cloth attractively trimmed with lace, embroidery and ribbon $1.19 Miss Antique Love is not blind. Miss Caustique Then sometimes ho muBt be cross-eye- Dehorning Cattle. What Hu Deserved. the Bhlning tip of her dainty little shoe, and speaking very softly and sweetly, would you do if at this moment your fondest wish, your highest hope, could be realized?" He started up suddenly, with a gleam in his eyes. . Her heart throbbed expectantly; it seemed as If paradise were opening to her. Yes," he said, by George, Td do it! I'd order a carriage when I go home tonight, even if I do live Just around the block.' Later, when he looked out and saw that it was raining, and wtshed he had an umbrella she merely said: What a nasty night, and slammed the door behind him. Br-r-r- ? WORTH A TIP." Ton mast be new to this business," said the customer at the waiter waa brush the tog away crumbs. Why do you think so, sir?" 1 apticed that you didnt have your thnmb to the soup when you served It." Her Medeet Wish "Sometimes," said the poet. "I al--moat get to thinking I would rather .have beeu born rich than a genius.' Oh, deafr. his wife replied, "I don go to such extravagant extremes If youd only been born with a longing logo out and get a Job somewhere Id be satisfied." Alices Limitations ' Alice practices with dumb-bell- s In the college gym; She can beat her brother jumping. She outclassea him As a sprinter and a fencer; A a for aupplenesa, . She can double up to look like A big letter S; Sbe can chin a pole She can vault and leap, But, alas alack, she Isnt Strong enough to sweep . other alternately, two or three times on each, allowing the caustic to dry after each application. Be very careful to apply the caustic to the hors button only. If tt to brought to contact with the surrounding skin tt will cause pain. Be very careful also not to "have too much moisture on ths stick of caustic, as It will remove the skin If allowed tp run down over the face. After treatment, keep the calf protected from rain, as water on the bead after the application of caustie will cause if to run down over the face. This must be carefully avoided. Either caustic sods or caustic potash alone, without the admixture of other substances, answers the purpose very Satisfactorily. la the very young calf ' the bora button, or point that will altlmately develop Into a horn, has scarcely any attachment to the skull, and may be felt as a small button embedded to the skin. Jn this early stage it may be easily removed with a sharp knife or a pair of scissors, but even then caustics should be applied to kin any remaining cell life belonging to thil germ point, otherwise there may be born some subsequent Irregular growth, which is more or tees of s disfigurement Keeping Quality ef Butter. The keeping quality of butter is governed to a great extent by the method of making. If the cream is properly ripened and ' churned, ths butter evenly salted, it will, under or din ary conditions, retain its good " quality for some time,'' while if the different processes have been carelessly conducted, the buttermik net thoroughly removed and the salting not evenly done It will soon begin to become rancid. Dairy Note-5 s The biggest cow is not always the best milker. : Bad sanitary conditions culosis go band to hand and tuber- d. Only a few weeks of grace if you are going to build or dig a silo. will Plenty of good water and shade This May Explain It cows the out pasture. lengthen Why Is it that women are i strongly opposed to polygamy V safest The preservative for sweet I dunno, replied Mr. Henpeck, cool "unless the average woman Justly con- milk are cleanliness and prompt siders herself more than a match for ing. ' any man ' , Oats and pea hay is a - nutritious Thefr Hits "I notice that nearly all the comedians are plajing Hamlet now." Yes, and you cant deny that some a good deal funnier than of them they were before." m-- and valuaby feedrtf cut at the right time. A Great increase. The aftermath of romance la tragedy abounds; The girl he left behind him , Now weighs two hundred pounds. LOT Quick Resentment. 35c "What a graceful dancer your daughter 1st" breathed the insinuating youth. Sir," replied the alert mother, "I want you to understand that my daughter dances only the latest dances. She learned several yean after gracefulness went oat of style.' 15c 25c 20c -- Royal Worcester Corset Special AND $2.00 VALUES-Gow- ns, Princess Slips and Petticoats, finest Indian Imon and lingerie cloth, exquisitely trimmed with dainty Val- enrines lace and rich embroidery $1.39 quality Corset Covers 19 : quality Corset Covers 29 values Childrens Skirts and Drawers 17 values, Childrens Skirts and Drawers $1.75 No. 208, $2.00 QUALITY ON SALE FOR $1.00 while this lot lasts. This is by permission of the makers as an advertising medium to prove their superior merits. ,9 We Will Prove to You it Pays to Trade With Pwvos Beal Bargain Store Caught Dead to Rights. Mn. Gadder Amandy Brown told Sue Perkins that I waa a sneak and alters prying into other peoples affairs. , Mrs. Blabber How do yon know? Mrs. Gadder Heard em over the telephone. I always listen when two cats is talking together." Sunday School Convention DrewMany His Mean Advantage. the state who can give better service. Hot water bottles, rubber boots, and in fact anything in rubber can be fixed very neatly and inexpensively. This in "itself wilt prove to be a great convenience to the people of is no ine in "There is one thing whlqh Is ' abont the weather man. There are a great many tne&ns Clyde Stark and Murray Robthings about him, but what is your - have erts opened ad From (Continued rage One.) particular one?" rubber shop and automobile supWhen he's giving yon a lot of hot took up the dress problem and the house which promises to be bluff." air, you cant call his dance, and said that thfe influence ply one of the most flourishing of the parents classea. had been town. Superfluous Energy. Mr. Stark,- whoj in eliminating the danc"I understand Jenks put a great powerful has of the charge es have that in vulcanizing, is their origin the deal of snap in his business." in line of work, this experienced He underworld. also credited "He doesnt have to." Why not?" many other moral uplifts to- - the having handled this particular work for a number of years with "Because his business la raising bull- work of the Sunday school. . dogs.? ,amsey- - He als(rconfij,c5t-- r Miss"EdithHindley"of ed a similar shop in Phoenix, Ari- stake rendered a solo. NO CHANCE FOR TROUBLE. John E. Hayes, secretary of the zona, and has worked with some of convention, reported on the at- the largest concerns in Los Angetendance and percentage of those les. The little shop on West First present, showing a large percent- North street is well equipped to age of Sunday school workers handle all kinds of automobile and motorcycle repair work. They present. , Elder Charles B. Felt of the gen- make a specialty of repairing eral board addressed the congre- automobile tires, and in this there gation on Influences Necessary to Retain Our Boys and Girls in Sunday SchooLMIe addressed his UTAH-JDAHte , con-cemsi- n Provo, - " th0"Alran. and urged the necessity of loving the children under their care. Ie read many passages of scripture to develop the points he desired to make, and showed wherein teachers could do so much more good with the spirit of love in the work The male chorus of the Utab She Carrie married a traveling stake, under the direction of Pro salesman. fessor C. R. Johnson, rendered He Is their married life happy? She Yes, Hes rarely ever home.' A Perfect Day. Superintendent II. IL Cummings of the Church School Sys- Convinced. tem spoke on Fundamentals in That there is music la his soul We do not for a moment doubt, Successful Sunday Schri Work. BOt he play the Blide trombone There's precious little eer comes out. lie took up jtbe an active interest An Advantage. in care of the You approve of summer sessions of placed After singing an- -' congress? Yes. fts a great thin'? for a man convention adjourneolVT, . it has been a theory that- - eczema was a disease of the blood. Scientific investigations have taught ua that eczema is positively a skin disease and curable through the skin alone. MerK tol Eczema Remedy la applied directly to the diseased skin. Do not delay trying Merltol Eczema Remedy. Provo Drug Co., local agency. (Adv.) Until-recentl- Chamberlain's Cough Remedy 9 S Cttrea CrtM Crrwin newt Dissolves Quickly Another thing! you will find it lustrously white and intensely sweet. A teaspoonful' is usually sufficient in tea, coffee or cocoa. . I You use -- wont r know sugar perfection Until jou buy and . ' Cof- one-poun- Per-- . , fl 1 -- v tyTRA rmfe fiEETStiGAR, i -- -- IL ContTh. When you see undissolved sugar in the bottom of the cups after meals, you may be reasonably certain that it is not Utah-Idah- o Extra Fine Beet Sugar. It must be an imported product. Such waste is expensfve. Just q little stirring will dissolve Utah-Idah- o Extra is .. Fine Beet Absolutely pure and scienSugar, because it tifically processed. No guess work about this sugar. nec,,f THIS WEEK ONLV 1 d can Schillings fee free with each Aluminum in our culator. Wilford Perry Blood. 4 . that The tuberculin test, when properly to have so much to think about temon milk ho hasnt time to worry over the no effect or little has applied, perature production. . The Skin and Not th EXTRA FINE BEET SUGAR. O remarks, directly to the teachers All In the Family. Early end late milking seems to be Frugality. The minister Out Suburbs of solving way I thought she waa going to.marrj the only satisfactory wont marry you unless you place the fly prphlem , an Fngllsh duke. WANTED To. give1 iwo juiphir have a medical certificate: No. Her father found a Russian trees Crawford Is one? to for cutting and 'cleaning and sells hard cows it get , Ths man who buys pjnee that be could get for half tbs them again as soon as they are dry Suburbs-- Why, no. It happens tls same away. 590 W. Third'South. price," brother is a doctor. Judgs. 1s not a real dairyman. f!0 ' Oy yv SPLENDID 85c ' VALUEG-Gow- ns, Petticoats, Co Combinations Corset and soft Drawers, ers, dainty muslin, beautifully trimmed 59 T"" ou have splendid plens, .are of heights that are far n maBrr o --- -j--l'niii LOT B drums What" she asked, looking down at a Vv. LOT A EXCELLENT 50c VALUES Gowns, soft finished 7 . cambric, daintily triimm d witli'iibbon and embroid- - say, i S S T m When circumstances are favorable, as in the case of farmers who build tip their herds by raising the progeny, the horns may be prevented from growing by a simple and practically painless meJiod, and the custom of preventing the growth of horns is more popoiay andatoro-ge-araB- y practiced under all condlttens The calf should be treated nor later 'than one week after its birth, prefer ably when it is "from1 three to five days - old., The agent to he used 'may be eiher caustic soda or caustic potash, both of which may be procured in the drug stores in the form of sticks about, the thickness of an ordinary lead pencil and five Inches long These caustics must he handled with care, as they dissolve-th- e euUele-aamay mak the hands or fingers sore. The" preparation of the calf consists In first clip ping the hair from th'e parts, wasting clean with cxap and warm water, and thoroughly drying with a towel or cloth. The stick of caustic should be srappedJn a piece of paper to protect the hands and fingers, leaving one end of the stick uncovered. Moteten the uncovered end slightly and rub jt on the horn buttons or little points which may he felt on thejmlf head, first on one side and then the CKM? OO'O0XXXOOO0 O-O- O I "1 I |