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Where ants Infest lawns or other equally available areas, punch holes about a foot deep with a stick at three or four points near the center of the nest; pour Into each about an ounce of the bisulphide of carbon and close the openings with the foot. The vapor will get Into and follow the galleries and kill the ants. A second treatment will rarely be necessary. EOOT-EAS- the Antiseptic powder to be shaken into tbs shoes for tired, aching feet It tskes the stint out of corns snd bunions and makes welkins delifht. Bold everywhere, the. Refuse substitutes. For FREE trial packets, eddreee A, &. Oimeted, Le Roy, Broekteo, Mm W. L. DOVOLAI trSK ALLEN'S W. Y. Adv. Fitting Fate. They are going to muzzle the truding hatpin now. Im glad its stuck. pro- . 1 The world admires any man who attends to bis own business no matter how humble it may be. Many znan falls to forge ahead because he has the looking backward ' ' habit. -- -- FOLEY KIDNEY PHIS An Richest la Cuntiv Qualm FOR BACKACHE. RHEUMATISM. KIDNEYS AMO 'BLADDER SPECIAL TO WOMEN the fact that thousands of women kre now using Do yon realize A Soluble Antiseptic Poirier Keeper of Socrots of Kinge. Lord Knollys, who la retiring, aftei having been private secretary to King George and the late King Edward, has received many tempting offers to write his autobiography, but, needless to eay. has steadfastly resisted them all. An enterprising publisher, from the United States, once ran him down during his vacation, and placed a blank check before him, inviting him to fill it In for any sum he liked to name In return for a book of no fewer than 50,000 words. "My terms would he five million dollars, Lord Knollys remarked, quietly. The publisher gasped. "Good gracious, sir, are you serioua? he asked "Quite, Lord Knollys rejoined, and then, with one of his merry twinkles of hla eyes, he said: "Would it not be worth a good deal more to yon if I had to say frankly all I know? The publisher realized the force ol the argument, and was bound to admit that It would be a hopeless task to Induce an indiscretion on the part of the veteran courtier. Made the Indian Chief Understand. A Kansas City minister, visiting aa Indian reservation In Idaho, Inquired of a government agent when the missionary could be found. The chief can probably tell you," replied the agent, pointing out his tent "Clasp your hands, look heavenward and ask, Jesus man r- - Hr will understand you, doubtless. The reverend gentleman did as di- rected. "I presume you are seeking the missionary? replied the Indian In excellent English. "Please be seated, sir, he will be In presently. If you win as a remedy for mucous membrane af- excuse me I will go down to the fection. each as sore throat, nasal or agency and lam hast Into unconsciouspelvic catarrh, inflammation or ulcera- ness that fool clerk who directed you tion, caused by female Ills? Women who have been cured say "it Is worth Its weight In gold. Dissolve In water and apply locally. - For ten years the Lydia E. Plnkham Medicine Co. has recommended Paxtlne in their private correspondence with women. For all hygienic and toilet uses It has no equaL Only 50c a largo box st Dru gists or sent postpaid oa receipt of price. The Paxton Toilet Co, Boston, . here. - Admiring Solicitude, U, Salt Uko City, No. 17-1- 1. r What do you think of our new battleship? asked the naval expert Wonderful," replied the plain bust--' nett man; "only it does seem n ahum to risk anything so handsome and expensive In a fight harlty covers s nuiltltude ef kina that ought to be exposed. .. W. N. y Cass Afro. Joeepfa GroM Cburt b ai, Morrill Kof Von. Ark.,BfB. illdol fttflU I pn, rlfNi ufrr with I to ditty fa ttd vo eotse-thin- g totfrtp keop from fulling and tur ankle werrBWoUen Ip nearly twice their halurelsite. Nneof the dctrB understood uiy fuse and I felt tnytelf kinking S Cal. My ? i; daughter tipped a basin of hot water on her leg between knee and ankle. She was burned so badly, in places as large as a mans hand, that thO skin was loose. The appear, ir of through the i ance of the lt-- was dark red. I apIfciant Kidney IMlla once at Ointment and before long waft plied the Cutleuja . mSit Jfcjwv M s mlrely cured and put on a bandage. I removed the CM Dobs' at Asy Stars, 80c a Baa r opentwenty-fouhours later, bandage ed the water blisters, applied more Ointment and bandaged Cuticura BMfaKNowYe again. The skin did not come off and ! did this until ahe was completely cured. I did n.N let her walk much until It was healed. She did not comGonzales. Stallinga plain after the first day, and after the Ointment was put on, slept The Illustration ahowa Manag Cuticura g the "Braves of Boston igs Can quickly be overcome by lng Gonzalez, the Cuban catcheri camp at Athens, Ga. as usual. The scar are gone; Cuticura Ointment entirely cured her. CARTERS LITTLE Stallings believes he haa a find 1 thl ung Cohan ball player. (Signed) Mrs. E. O. Chapman, Mar. 12, UYER PILLS, 1912. Purely vegetable WANTS PARK SIGNS CHANG act surely and PITCHERS CANNOT SLUG Cuticura Soap and Ointment told ently on tbo throughout the world. Sample xf each iver. Cure e Morris Rath, Clever Second Baeon Skin Book. Addrpss eran Jim McGuire 8ays It's free, with 32-Biliousness, poet-carfor White Sox, Thinks Could tn Cuticura, Dept L Boston. HeadHeavy Hitter Dodge the Adv. Position of Twlrler. prove 1913 Batting Average. ache, The Wretchedness of Constipation Dizsi- - Morris Rath, regular second base-malie must be a pitcher; he can't hit of the White Sox and leading tM ball. How often pne hears that fielding sacker in the Americas ftacluslon by the fans and It raises league, Is ambitious to win more glory tk question: Why are pitchers st ou the baseball diamond. . He wants out always poor hitters? to boost his batting average above the Urn McGuire, Tiger scout, says that .300 mark. In order to achieve this tot of the reasons is that w hen base-bi- t distinction Rath wants the signs at men find out that they qknt be He thinks good hitter they develop themselves Comiskey park changed. the signboard caused him to suffer a 4hts pitchers. And vice versa, when slump la his batting last season when- they find that they cant be pitchers, ever he played at Comiskey park. they make a stab at developing them-sohe- s Rath is ambitious to become tbs Into hitters and become best all around second baseman in the American league, a distinction that Teach, for Instance, the new Tiger haa been given Eddie Collins of the outfielder and slugger from Indian-spoils- , Athletics for several Philadelphia tried two years ago to be a seasons. Pitcher. He found, however, that he "I don't know whether the center wu going to he so valuable as a hit-- t field signs at Comiskey that he decided to give up the park, are changed, but If they will run that baling stunt, at which he could be green streak all the way across 1 will mediocre, and give hla attention he development of his hitting. get more base hits. Our left hand hitters certainly love those signs,' V result has bee that he has hit said Rath. s'elf into the big league with ex-hRath was the best fielding second prospects of ataylng there. baseman In the American league in tach certainly has an arm that 1912. He had the edge on Eddie Col- k Beat, all right. He haa shown lins, the leading fielding star of 1912. W pegs. Of course, after using It was the belief of several crltUs.- f08sef away chanced Nath excelled Collins all the season In the fielding end of the game. Rath H becoming a pitcher again. d more assists than the Cashlon, the big had thirty-seve- n pltchet fleet little second sacker of the Ath- ftk the Nationals, Is g man whom In fielding ground balls and lark Griffith tried to make Into an letics. going back after pop lliee and possi- pUlelder. Cashlon started In to hit ble Texas leaguers Rath has no peer if he meant to be among those In In the major leagues, thinks Manager if .200 class, but he failed to make Callahan. f id and Griffith returned him to the Beside being the best fielder at him R tular pitching staff. position in his circuit. Rath is one of the best waiters at bat in the big MILLER IS GOOD ON FIRST leagues. There la one thing in which Rath ought to show improvement In tlrangthened Pirates in Weak 8pot 1913, and that 4a In his base stealing. and Fans Look for Another PenHe haa the speed to steal fifty bases nant In Smoky City. a season. He pilfered only thirty sacks in 1912. When Jack Miller finally signed his It Is also the ambition of Rath to contract the Pittsburgh fans were win the checker championship of the nhie happy. This means that the White Sox. Like Christy Mathewson, position of first base on the Pirate Rath Is a good checker player. The tean will be well looked after this championship will be won In an elim- leap. Miller was n holdout for some ination series. Rath, Doc White and Cm, but the differences between tbd Frank Lange are the leading players New Jersey lad and Manager Fred on the club. Newspaper scribes will Clute were adjusted In a manner also be admitted to the tournment. that pleased all concerned. First has ha been n weak spot on the PlrKe line-ufor n number of year! n - His Business ness, and Indigestion. They ao their RatjA "There Is one man who ran be safe SMALL PILL, SMALL DOSE, SMALL always in taking his customers at Genuine must bear Signature ' their face value. "Who might he be?" I "The beauty doctor." The old fashioned mother and her slipper have qualified many a mao for the presidential chair even If he didn't land. Dr. 40 Ptrn-e- a rkwnnl Pellets first put up They regulsls sod jests ago. liver sod bowels stumseh, tiny granules. invlji Bugar-ooala- d Adv. HOWARD Mfr. A soft answer may not turn away 4knWi wrath, but it saves a lot of useless Co. Hot. talk. ootaing Byrap for Children tasthioa, aortea tbs gaats, redueea taBaaiata-ttoaUaa pslsxaras wtod eoltc J9e s bottled Mrs. Winslow E. BORTOI ISItW' Ife spkia READERS iaf lobujWrn advertised 7r column sbosld Inals npon having whet (haw ask lor, refusing ail eabaUtate or li tlefaly Temptation may come to the woman who sits down and waits, but a man ATER jOUH LTUUUrsUH HUSItVOaTmrJIJU usually meets It half way. ?MreS Ufa to NM Mil 7B0Y09m $ 60 tad J OU SUBSTITUTE t Aa Ark mu d Smftt frpftrmuU - u coach-trainin- Not 'Narcotic AW-y- v y. a. 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It is an indisputable fact that this, grand old . remedy has helped thousands of women to pass through this trying period with comfort and safety. Thousands o genuine and honest testimonials support this fact Prom Mrs. HENRY IIE A VI LIN, Cadiz, Ohio. Fort Worth, Texas. I have taken Lydia E. Pinkhama Vegetaand derived great benefit from its use. It carried mo safely through the Change of life when I was in bad With. I had that all gone feeling most of the time, and headache constantly, I was very nervous nd the hot flashes were very bad. I had tried other remedies and doctors, but did not improve until I began tsViing to become fielders. fjdii-Vegetabl- Compound. It has now been hometime sin I took the Compound and I have had no return of my old compleintc. I always praise your remedies to weak women. Mrs Hxsar Uxavilin, It F. D. No. 6, Cadiz, Ohio. e Prom Mrs. EDWARD B. HILBERT, Fleetwood, Pa. "Every youngster wanted tq be a' pitcher or catcher, says Jim. Lee Magee of the Cardinals is ,sal4 to he the fastest man on .the team They say he has enough speed to fur nlsh several athletes. ; A baseball scribe says the Bosto a Braves are against woman's auffrags and equal rights, because, they art afraid women will take their jobs. McGraw has announced that play ers on his team sipping of the foam lng hops will be fined 25. This li the fir st' season the Giant' pfiot has taken a stand of this sort. ; Schwenk, a young southpaw with the Browns, is being called a seconi Joe McGlnnity because be pitches as- - knocked ' the team out ol both overhand and underhand. ; "Bermuda forever says Manager han qne pennant, in the estt Chance. The peerless leader believe! matloo of Smoky City critics. Jack Miller was shifted from see he has found the fountain of youth U end t first last season in the hope of the island training camp. Pitcher Bill 8teele of the, EL Louis Pitting up the weakness and the Cardinals communed with 8mokf mot was capital one. Miller made Joe Wood during the winter and sayl from the start. t he has picked np several of Wood! Tta pirates are looking for a tricks In pitching. this year and it la conceded by 4 baseball Judges that they will Hugh High, the youngster whom thl fine chance of landing the flag. Tigers obtained from the Connecticut b State league at year, is pretty sure Many experts pick them as the he- ts unusnany lait leanf 'la tfrr-N atlonal ind a good sticker. Iera. - v l4 e- From 40 to 50 Womans Critical Perfect ble Compound "Doc Johnston has . been doing great work at the initial sack for thej Napa, and has cinched the job. Nsp Rucker, the star hurler of thr Superbas, picks the Pirates to land the flag this season, the Giants second and the Cub third. Jim McGuire, the veteran Tiger coach and scout, says that there were few players In the olden days who wanted M steaf r pen-nan- -- Fleetwood, Pa. 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