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Show 0" TH I joker Illustration of Henry Ward Beecher Excellence at Repartee. That Ili'nry Ward Beecher wa pared much embarrassment by hi quickreR ,it repartee la illuatrated by the to'lowlng story: , as he was In the midst Owk"! of an lmf'i'iioned speech, someone attempt'd to Interrupt him by suddenly crewiig like a rooster It was don to ptrfiction, a number of peod In spite of themslvea, ple ! i and speaker's frit mis felt that In a ni- it the a hole effect of the meeting tr.d of Mr Bet cher's thrilling ap-might be lost. The orator, bow-ev- r a as equal to the occasion. He stojped, listened till the crowTng , ceased, and then, with a look of pulled out h's watch. he aald; my Morning already! watch is only at ten Hut there can be no mistake about It. The Instincts of the lower animals are Infallible There was a roar of laughter. The "lower animal In the gallery col lapsed, and Mr lb echer was able to resume as if nothing had occurred Success. j la if am going to Charleston for Song. i hi hlgh-heole- 8 Ttr are Si For (he toft neentld bosom And thr twilight hair. k roses for a rose, ragrance the fair, flsr i, Let each pleading petal tall All my paaa'bn's woe; Crujih ray crlmsea couriers To thy heart of snow. 1 m-i- aur-prise- eyself, but T hare changed my mind. few 'fsjontha and the neighbors might be to get great deal of amusement the fact that I left home be- cause you refused to marry me. The building of sand was desttoyed ?lWfone quick stroke of her slipper. ! Is It absolutely .necessary that I refuse?" she leaned forward and Into his eyes. iff d Mi Why Julie! he said, and the lawn ' soddenly seemed a veritable Garden g2aP5ars25?Sf?3ES'2SEF22?!y: 8 Ir iifof Riec. Later, when she told him she turned suddenly and came to him. "Pat, I must tell you something." She stood before him In a new and ! strange shyness. i. "You had ala ays seemed so hjm-tle- , I couldnt make you understand , go the hypnotism seemed a fine to-- j I I wasn't hypuotlzed chance. night I was shamming he exclaimed, seiz-"You darling! in his arms her ins Troy Allison In ' New York Press. F. JS 2222 2J2 22: 2 $2 look-stralg- S'1' Cruah them down with thy sweet k lattes Doan to droway death. Make their pure aoula Immortal With thy holy breath, Robert Loteman. In Tli Catea of " p. d : 1 By Hypnotic Suggestion IS GOLFER MAN'S ENEMY? An Answer to the Question That Won Diek e grew red with mortification a Cash Prize. There had been no such excitement In the village since the arrival of the when he lad tried all the prescribed Prime Minister Balfour has describ. After suffering from Kidney Disease new music tcacler. Julie North. To rules In vain. , ed the drive at golf and the half volley Mr. Jaik and Mr. Courteney were at cricket as for three years; after taking treat- believe that Dickie Armstrong could giving sensations almost - badgery, apathetic In Intensity and quality. Vol ment from tlx different doctors with- really hypnotize people seemed a chuckling a was Mr unable Dickie Pat to feed and gusts umes have been written to define evout getting reh f, Mr J. O. Laudemah large draft on ones credulity of this place found not only relief but had lived In Wakely the twenty four Maonlrg caramels fast enough ts ery phase of golf and to analyse every stroke, from the practical to the arapeedy and complete cure In Dodd'a years of his existence, had gone check her giggles. Suddenly Dickie stood erect and tistic but It remained for Kidney Bills. Speaking of bis cure through the grammar school, the most mischievous boy In It. had been off beaming. Mr. Lauderoan says; the English periodical. 1 It Bits, to BeTjuIet! She' all right propound the extraordinary I from Kidney to college and come home to practice Yea, conun Trouble for three year and tried six law, without any one suspecting he now, he whispered, and they saw drum: Is the golfer the enemy of Julios eyes were fixed and vacant doctor to oo good. T! en took ust possessed mysterious powers man?" The one pound prize has been Since the- fact had became generally I She responded readily when he tug awarded to the following answer, sent "two boxes of Dodd' Kidney Bills and they not only cured my kidneys, but known, the postmaster referred to va gested she should sing a song. She in by V. Sutherland of Pendle road gar me better health m general. Of rlou letters and pamphlets that had Strcatham, London, who deserves t course I recommended Dodd' Kidney been coming for the last three be famous. PHI to other and 1 know a number months, and gave It as his opinion Certainly not, says Mr. Sutber now who are using them with good re- that Dickie Armstrong bad taken a land. Of all games golf Is the one course In hynotlsm by mall. sults." whfeb, owing to Its supreme diffIn the meantime the (our months Mr. Laudemans case la not an exiculty, calls forth the qualities of perseverance end dogged endeavor to ception. Thousands giro similar ex- In Wakely had been full of novel to Julie North. Coming periences. For there nerer yet waa a pleasure the highest pitch. It is also one ol from n busy northern city there seemcase of Kidney Trouble from Backach the healthiest of all games. Inasmuch to Blight' Disease that Dodd' Kid- ed somethin fascinating In the laxy, ae the exercise is not so compressed happy lives of these Southerners. Her ney BUI could not car. They er in point of time as to become too 'hot r the only remedy that arer cured landlady, ona of The before and strong. 'It Is usually played in Bright's disease. aristocracy, treated her like a guest the bealthieat spots where the air Is The landlady's three bachelor brothpurest and freshest. It Is for young A Celsstlat Office Seeker. In ers seemed to think their mission and old alike, for sunshine and rain, "Yes." said th BlilviUs ettiaen. ha life waa to aee that the new teacher aye, even for snow; and it can be should not have a chance to get lonely. was nat'ral born runner fer office played by a man alone if be cannot an These four, following as near Jest run in his blood, so to apeak an' raise a partner. Finally, it Is essenluxurious It's my firm belief that when ha land- possible, the tially a game which demands qualir planter, ed in paradise tb very fust thing he style of th ties of head as well as of hand, in did wns to git out a opposition ticket had rented their many Inherited acres fact It Is said that it is because goll to St Peler for gatekeeper." Atlanta of cotton and rice lands, and considIs such a worry to play that It forms as ered they had labored as much Constitution. such a fine antidote for the ordinary waa good for a man when they made so won workaday worries, for one the rounds every fall to collect the rled by ones game that one can think rent of nothing else." The three brother were known tried Schilling's Mr. ae Mr. section through the Jack, Cheer Up, Cheer Up! Best, and been buying tea Courteney end Mr. Pat, and no on Leaned forward end looked stalght What's the use of making trouble when ever took the trouble to add their last It'e with you every day Into hi eyes. T for the past ten years? What' the use? name unless It were In conversation At the wee of dr.! eg things la th What's whole the 'bound'" WTtireom tm bfilm'outsiad th courwf 'Wnrllfough moot Inconvenient war Y ou'vc lost a good deal of arte of South Carolina. Then the Examples for Suggestion that lingerWhat th use? the use of hunting worry? What'e I Darragh brother were referred to In ed lu DIcke memory. What's the use to fret and atew. what you dfrink tea for. When there' not a ghost of reason The docility of hie subject fired him the asm way one referred to the x To believe It eases you? . flora' and fauna of .the state ca facts with a desire to try aew end origtsal iryosi-ii;k.ikWhat's th use? Six Doctors Failed. South Bend, Ind., Oct. 24 (Special) good-nature- view-poin- Hus--8- t, h! I - j the-wa- - before-the-wa- 1 TEA Never generally known. fA Young Philosopher, The usual crowd of young people Two little maids of four end six had gathered at th Darragh place one night eoon after the discovery of gears .respectively were seated on 'toed. Presently the elder of the two Dickie Armstrong- - hypnotic powers. "Don't you think aid reflectively: "Dickie, do give na an exhibition; that If on of a wee to get ap there now do," pleaded pretty little Susan srould be more room for qiot" Manntng from the corner of the davenport where she was. lounging In oriental ease. Julie North looked her skepticism, Anti nervous prostration. but seconded the request Dickie trumped up as many exA little more tea; take a cuses as a pianist who has been into play. little more time with your vited "Really, I have never tried It on any one except the little negro Soys tea. I don't know, 1 toled Into my office. I would It whether take tie same even, Named Victoria. fer Quean City Queenstown, th famous Irish port, eifett upon you palefaces." be begged of cell for American liners, was origin- ae a reserve card. "1 have alwaya beard that blonds ally the Cove of Cork and changed It name when Queen Victoria landed made the boat eubjecte," replied Jullc-"l'the only blonde In tb room, there on her first visit to lreiand. end I offer myself a willing subject to the cause of science." Dickie started the performance a quaking heart The bk id hair It is a companion in pleas- with seemed to cltng to hla fingers caress ure or misery, onco or the lngly when be pressed them on her templet, according to the rules and O'her; and some of us dont regulation! prescribed by mall, and i t TEA TEA know one from the other. r Sailer Baggy Trouser. Sailors do not wear baggy, (trousers for custom's sake. They ere built" o that Jack can turn them np arid above tb knee when necessity d which Is often. - naand. TEA Money back buys your confidence ; you can t help it You cant help it Vw HW WW W Mq tf (W SmI n TEA dealii g. And bad with bad. V it a. mmtmrmamaimf if Susie Manning giggled, and Dickie Fortified Monasteries. Itus.la hss a number of monasteries ft a to find sotq fied. aad fc.v - : r-- et tfrn was strongly fortiftr guaa. trsv-i- -r "Are you engaged to be married?" be found It harder to Concentrate hit when he had tried the thoughts th subject at hla office. . gave her a reproachful glance. Bw - i "Axe you engaged to be married: he demanded, fixing a stern eye npon her. ; "No." came the prompt answer. "Is there any man you really care for," he continued, never taking his ? eyes from hera. Y yes," she said hesitatingly. ? "Whats his name?? demanded the merciless Dickie., r 8usie Manning cried out in protest Oh, Dickie, dont ah, dont Thats not playing fair, Dickie; that'l not honorable. 8he would be so mortified If the knew, and The black syes filled with sudden, sympathetic tears But the harm was done. Before Dickie could repent or recall the ug gestlon the answer came with start Pat Darragh," shl ling distinctness. said distinctly. ' ? , When they looked around tibef found Mr. Pat had slipped from tb room. After the crowd had left, Mr. Pat tapped softly on the shuttered tod that opened from Julie's room tothi veranda. "Please come out a few minutest he begged. "Its not late, and th moon ts absolutely great" She came out her white dress trilling softly. He led the way to a rustic seal nearby on the lawn "I have been much worried latdyj Mist Julie" the Southern mannertm of address sounded like a caress m For th .fcat his Southern voice. time In my life I've made a real md complete fool of myself about a - It hits hard when-- a man Is thirty eight 1 realize so fully that I km cot In it when compared with Iks young set, but I couldn't help lovfeg you I don't see how anybody coutf,? he added In Some few have been able to resist" sbe was heaping the whit In plies with the toe of her slipper. He leaned forward, his elbows en his knees and his hands supporting a melancholy face. "1 know Pm too old to attract a girl of twenty like Dickie Armstrong would, for to Th charm positively refuses to work when there la any giggling go- m ing on." he growled. Mr. Pat leaned forward and offered her a caramel from the box-- oa th table. That will keep you pernp'e! nuil the seance is ovr. t wM hr t. - us of lamentation when s good thing passes by What a th use? What'e the use. when 'TUB" may laugh and shout, to turn It to a cry Whate th Use? Whats the uas of breeding frenay And Indulging In a howl When the world Is not disposed to Listen to your peevish growl? What's the use? tor-tun- e half-aslee- p lev-ele- rs hlghly-organize- fl Whats the use of blaming other the fault that ts your own What's the use? What'e the use of shifting burdens should carry sll slone What's the use? nerve-destroyin- for you Will It make your burden lighter w.-lIf refuses to e troubles Weep a ho m the . That ha.s made their home with you? Wni the use' -- Denver Tiroes te home-mad- braln-workln- Rabbi. Rabbi J. Leonard Levy of the Congregation Rodolph Shalom, Pittsbur, has been reengaged for a period of five years at an annual salary of ,i?,. 000. HI present contract has eight teen months yet to run before the five year ergagement Is beun. The alary la the largest ever paid a Hebrew rabbi on a limited contract n the history of the world. Rabbi Levy went to Pittsburg three years ago from Philadelphia at a salary of $7,. 000. A year later this was Increased to $8,000, and last year to $10,000. He la prominent In charitable and reform work of all kinds. Highest-Salarie- Carried Bullet Ferty-oo- e Year. George E. Holt a veteran aoldler and retired farmer of Vineland, N J., has carried a bullet In b!f head forty-onHis regiment was disyears. banded in Laurence. Kan., its arms being. taken for use elsewhere. Just then Quantrell'i guerillas raided the town and shot down ISO men. Holt waa shot below the right eye and left for dead, but recovered and soon afterward went east He is now 75 years old. e Woman Would Not Bo Beaten. II. Llnch la carrier on th Mrs. rural mall route between Elmer and Woodstowa, N. J. - Several bridges on the road were washed away by a recent storm, making the route Impassable by wagon. Mrs. Llnch la a womstance." disposition; so ah could "Susie Manning probably give an of over her shoulder mall you tome Information as to Mr. Arm alung the "the bag trip-- hy made bicycle, and and" of tke attraction, powers strong's rounded the heaps of sand with the thn will continue her dally trips until air of an experienced moand builder. the bridge have been repaired. She told me to night that abe had Working for Light In Africa. juat promised to marry him." 1 His ton Bt. Pw. J. C, Hart sell, bishop of thought It was you! Episcopal church ol showed relief that Dickie could be the labeled "harmless," and surprise that Africa. 1 making a tour of the world, an Intelligent human being could be with the Tlew of arousing interest in continent aware of the existence of th mo religious work In the dark when the sun wssn plain jlew, He Is now In the south.- Eight year lie turned to her earnestly. ago he was elected bishop ofTAfrlca, "1 didn't Intend Jo tell you-- q 1 and In that time h hsa traveted of his da- llom-h- t It w n'.d -- i i , i sorry y, mPe ; ? l now Out I 1. 4 f,f? a; It st l-- all-ais- e well-mad- Whate the sd Heir Is Mean, Too. Fulling W take some credit tor having acquired wisdom with years, because w no longer drop e caterpillar down a girl back Just to hear her scream. Atchison Globe. Good dealing goes with food tea ; good tea with good field. Not Th - following article ha disease, and th wyeck follow. Th been widely published and la one of levelera are in th bushes along th the moet remarkable illustration of pathway of every successful man and the value of careful marshalling and woman, and they bag the majority. analysis of facts In presenting a subOnly now and then can a man stand out agilnst these levelera and hold ject to the public. his fortune, fame and hehlth to the LEVELERS. end. , So the Creator has use for Whisky, Th Mission of Whisky, Tobacco and Tobacco and Coffee to level down the Coffee. successful ones and those who ahow The Creator made all things, a e be- signs of being successful, and keep lieve. them back In the race, ao that the If so. He must have made these. great field" (the masses) may not b We know what He made food and left too far behind. water for, and air and sunshine, but And yet ae must admit that same why Whisky, Tobacco and Coffee? Creator has placed it In the They are here sure enough and power of man to stand upright, clothed each performing its work. in the armor of a clean-cut- . steady There must be some great plan be- mind, and say unto himself, "I decline hind it all; the thoughtful man seeks to exchange my birthright for a mesa to understand something of that plan or pottage and thereby to judge the.se artUles "I a ill not (leaden my senses, Weakfor their true worth en my grip on affairs and keep myLet us pot ay bad or "good self cheap, common and behind in without taking testimony. and fame by drugging aith whisThere are times and conditions ky, tobaecoor coffee. Life Is too when It certainly seems to the casual short. It is hard to win the enough observer that these stimulant narcot- good things aitbout any sort of handiics are real blessings. cap, so a man Is cferta.uly a fool tradRight there Is the ambush that con- er a hen he trades strength, health, ceals a killing enemy. money and the good things thht come One can slip Into the habit of either with condipower for the whisky, tobacco or coffee easy erough. tion of the drugger, with the certainto a fearful is but often untangle" ty of sickness and disease ahead. struggle. It is a matter each individual must It teems plain that there are cir- decide for himself. He can be a leadcumstances when the narcotic effect er and semi god if be a ill, or he can of these poisons Is for the moment go ayong through life a drugged clown, beneficial, but the fearful argument a cheap hewer of wood or carrier of against them Is that seldom ever does water one find a steady user of either whisCertain It is that while the Great ky. coffee or tobacco free from disease Father of us all does not seem to of some kind. "mind" If some of his children ar Certainly powerful elements In their foolish and stupid, he seems to select effect on the human race. others (perhaps those be Intends few It is a matter of daily history, testi- some special work) and allows them fied to by literally millions of people, to be threshed and castigated most that Whisky, Tobacco and Coffee are fearfully by these levelera. If a man tries flirting aith Ihese smiling, promising, beguiling friends on the start, but always false as hell a while, and gets a few slaps as Itself in the end. Once they get firm a hint, he had better take the bint, or hold enough to show their strength, a good solid blow will follow. When a man tries to live upright they insist upon governing and drive the victim steadily towards 111 health clean, thrifty, sober and undrugged, In some form; If permitted to continue manifesting as near as he knows what to rule, they- will not let up until physthe Creator Intends he should, happiical and mental ruin sets in. ness, health and peace seem to com A man under that spell (and under to him. Does it pay? the spell'' Is correct) of any one of This article, a as written to set peothese drugs frequently assures himself ple thinking, to rouse the "God withand hi friends, "Why, I can leave off in, for every man any time I want to. I did quit for a and woman has times when they feel It Is a a something calling from within for week Just to show I could. sure mark of the slave when one gets them to press to the front and be to that stage. He wiggled through a about the Fathers business. Don't week, fighting every day to break the mistake it; the spark of the Infinite spell, was finally whipped, and began is there and it pays In every way his slavery all over again. health, happiness, peace and even The slave (Coffee slave as well as worldly prosperity to break ff th Tobacco and Whisky) dally reviews his habits and strip clean for the work condition, aeea perfectly plain the cut.out for us. It has been the business of th steady encroachments of disease, how the nerves get weaker day by day and writer to provide a practical and easy demand the drug that seems to smile way for people to break away from and offer relief for a few minutes and the coffee habit and be assured of then leave the diseased condition return to health and all of the good plainer to view than ever and, grow- things that brings, provided the abus ing worse. Many times the Coffee slave has not gone too far, and even then realizes that he la between two fires. the cases where the body has been reH feels bad If he leave off and a built on n basis of strength and health little wore if he drinks and allows run Into the thousands. It is an easy and comfortable step the effect to wear off. e So It goes on from day to day. to stop coffee Instantly by having Coffee served rich Food Postum victim the struggling Every night promise himself that he will break and hot with good cream, for the color the habit add next day' when he feels and flavor is there, but non of th g elea little bad (as he la quite sure to), caffeine or other coffee. ments of resordinary breaks, not the habit but his own On the contrary, the most powerful olution. It ts nearly always a tough elements futnishedby Nafight with disaster ahead sure If the rebuilding ture are in Postum and they quickly habit win. There have been hundreds of thou- set about repairing the damage. Selsand of people driven to their graves dom ia It more than two days after la made before the old through disease brought on by coffee the change bowel troubles or comor stomach It la and certain quite drinking alone, of kidneys, heart, head or that more human misery Is caused by plaints coffee and tobacco than by whisky, for nerves show unmistakable evidence the two first are more widely used, of getting better, and ten days tlm and more hidden and Insidious In the changes things wonderfully. g Literally millions of effect on nerves, heart and other vital having-founuse Americans Postum, unorgans, and are thus unsuspected the value and common sense ia til much of the dangerous work la the change. done. C. W. POST. Now, Reader, what Is your opinion as to the real use the Creator has for Generous Deed of Elks. these things? Take' a look at the the generosity of th Through of view. from this point question of Elks, Peter Mai lodge Bridgeport of of and la law Nature There Conn will profit of koon Wallingford, Natures God that things slowly evolve from fewer planes to higher, a sturdy, by the unfortunate accldeat which he met with while witnessing the Elks steady and dignified advance toward banner raising. A runaway horse ran more perfect things In both the Physiand dislocated hla collar him down The world. cal and Spiritual ponderbone. ous tread of evolutionary development The bone was not fractured as at Is fixed by the Infinite and will not be first reported. ' Markoon waa here out law of natural by ny quickened looking for work, and when the Elks of man' methods. Therefore we see many illustrations heard that he had a wife and family for support they showing how nature checks too rapid dependent upon him Illinois raises phenomenal sent a committee out to Investigate. advance. Markoont as a result, was sent back crops of corn for two or three yeaup after the BridgeIf she continued to do so every year1 to Wallingford her farmer would advance In wealth port lodge of Elks had paid his medical far beyond those of other sections or expenses, secured hla ticket' given him countries. So Nature Interpose a bar money, for Incidental expenses, and every three or four year and brings told him to calculate upon $8 per week for the next four weeks. on a bad year." The Elks went further. They notiHere we see the leveling Influence fied the Wallingford lodge to take car at work. A maa Is properous In hla business of Markoon and help him to get emmember for a number of years and grows rich. ployment Markoon Is not Then Nature sets the "leveling Influ- of the order, never was, and the Elks ence at work on him. Some o his sere not In any way liable for the a Investments lose, he become luxuri- cldent Boston Globe. ous and laxy. Perhaps it la whisky, The Eternal Femtnlna. tobacco, coffee, women, gambling or He Will you O, will you be min some other form. The intent and purpose 1 to level him keep him from forever? She Mercy, no! I Just accepted evolving too far ahead of the masses. A. nation becomes prosperous and Cbollj Saphedd last night He What! .Has all your encour- ! great like ancient Rome. If no leveling Influence set la she would domi- agement to me meant nothing- of afnate the world perhaps tor all time. fection? She Oh, I assure you It has meant But Dame Nature seta her army of a good deaL In fact, I dont know levelera" at work luxury, overeating and drinking, licentiousness, waate how Id have managed without you. and extravagance. Indulgences of all You see, until you came along and I the wreck. Sure, began to lie to nice to' you, ChoUy kind then come ' Sure," Sure. didnt seem to bare any serious Inat all, Baltimore American. la The tentions law of ot the unit law The the mass. Man goes through the same Thla On of the Years. process Weakness (n childhood), , Johnpy Pa, whea was the year of gradual growth of strength. energy, thrift, probity, prosperity, wealth, com- the big wind? father Any year when there waa fort. ease, relaxation. Aq1 election. luxury. Idleness. wa,ste, debauchery 1 ' to-da- y to-da- ) |