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Show SOUTHERN UTAH NEWS School 8 WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 26, 2001 North Mohave students selected for Whos Who Directory Mohave Commu- 10 from the North Mohave Camnity College students, including pus, will be included in the 2002 edition of Whos Who Among Students in American Junior Colleges. Students were chosen as outstanding campus leaders by nominating committees at each Mohave campus and the editors of the annual directory based on academic achievement, service to the community, leadership in Seventy-on- e Griffin gets Masters Amy Griffin, a Kanab High School alumni, recently graduated with a Masters Degree in Physical Therapy from the University of Nevada-La- s Vegas. She will begin her career in Las Vegas at a rehabilitation hospital that specializes in neurological disorders. She is the daughter of Cheryl and Steven Judd of Kanab and Ed and Lynn Griffin of Las Vegas. Why is X-m- as extracurricular activities and potential for continued success. Each year students from more than 1,400 institutions of higher learning in all 50 states, the District of Columbia and several foreign nations are chosen for inclusion in Whos Who. Students from the North Mohave Campus are Terry Clark, Colleen Donovan, Nada Dutson, Kevin Gleeson, Deana Hammon, Joannie Jones, Callie Knudson, Palmer, Stacy Brandy Stubblefield and Dorothy Zitting. Outstanding students have been honored inthe directory since it was first published in 1966. used as an abbreviation for Christmas? v This abbreviation for Christ- mas is ofGreek origin. The word Christ in Greek is Xristos. During the 16th century, Euro- began using the first ini- tial of Christs name, Xin place . of the word Christ" in Christ- - f mas as a short-han- d form of the word. Although the early Chris-fo- r Uans understood that X stood for Christs name, later Chris-peatians who did not understand the Greek language mistook Xmas as a sign of disrespect ns I I - Duality I I I 1 Why then the change-ove- r from gray worsted to yellow schoolbus? Quite simply, I felt type humor was my horse-corrbetter suited, not to educational pursuit, but to a cranky, obnoxious schoolbus driver, hated by children, tolerated by parents and feared by pedestrians and other motorists alike. I will still run ads for college class schedules and for any spe-- , cialties such as new computer classes or graduation exercises. Likewise, I will still be here at Workforce numerous hours a day, stuck to a swivel chair like fungus to a wall. However, if Dennis and his malicious red pencil allow it, I will still keep you posted on the ideosyncrasies (Yukonese for lady of the night") and foibles (Chinese for the air is foul up here) of such cracker barrel (or cracker head) philosophers as Royce Gillespie, Lloyd Baker and Anns mother, who has approximately the same IQ as a mushroom. If Dennis wont allow it. al Large Xnv ' I'J-'- tv f k 'E I I I Ark i L r - n iZ $5 OFF any Oil Change! Road Hazard Protection 4 v 'Vi . Gillespie sitting on a bench up at the city park. Big tears were rolling down Royces cheeks and he was sobbing like a little baby. Whats the matter, pal? said Lamont. You act like your heart is broken. Theres nothing the matter, said Royce. Ive got a nice home, a good job, and a pretty wife who loves me and takes care of me all the time. Then, said Lamont, why that indeed he is Dilworth are you sitting here crying like Perkins. I thought so, said Dr. you were dying, broke in prison? sob and a Royce strangled Pandya. Your finger is broken. Lloyd Baker says, Eat a live moaned, I cant remember where I live. This was probably toad first thing in the morning one of Royces good days. and nothing worse can happen On mornings when I go in to to you the rest of the day. It fill my bus at Texaco, theres works for me. I wont say Dennis is getting usually a Leon Christiansen there with Lawrence, Rod, old, but when he stoops over to Royce, Lloyd and whoever. At a tie his shoes, he wonders what Christmas banquet the other else he can do while hes down night, I heard Leon sing. The there. College classes? 01 Crankcase guy has a good voice! Leon, youve got talent! What in the world are is here, ready, willing, and able you doing hanging out here at to get you what you need. Now is Texaco with that bunch ofbums. the hour! Repair - (nSUTO mmuuESTun I I I Smith came across Royce Any talent you have theyll absorb out of you like wringing out a sponge. Run, man, run! This guy goes into Dr. Pandyas office and tells the doctor that hes the middle school principal Kevin Glazier. He goes on to say that any part ofhis body that he touches hurts terribly. Impossible! says Dr. Pandya. Show me! The guy takes his finger and pushes on his elbow and screams in agony. He then pushes on his knee and screams, pushes on his ankle and screams...and so it goes. No matter where he touches himself the agony is apparent Dr. Pandya says, Youre not really Kevin Glazier, are you? Youre Dilworth Perkins. The guy sheepishly admits IThi I I I ' Ill look him up and beat him to By Clint Nielsen coris death wth a feather duster. above Yes, the heading The other morning I heard rect. No, I didnt get terminated Carl Lamar on 101.9 say that in Dixie still Im College. Yes, by the coordinator of the Kane this Dog eat dog world you County Outreach Program. Yes, best not be wearing Dog Bone Im still the gumdrop to see if underwear. So, thats Jim Otts you want college classes here in problem. Hes gotta change his Happy Valley. No, I didnt get underwear. A day or so ago, Sheriff Lamont threatened by the ACLU. fL 4 it v 1 , L. $10 OFF 1 I Brake SHOCKS & STRUTS I I I I I I I B I I I L r. DurjtanTiro r r - f f f 4 W I ; i 4 ft rf I ' - s- rr. I I $10 OFF , for g r.:oMji is! i msm o Replacement Family Owned and Operated for Over 20 Years Computer Wheel Alignment! Ss3 Store for - j Detcils... i j. : : J j - |