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Show SOUTHERN UTAH NEWS WEDNESDAY AUGUST 22, 2001 Community 7 Free Day commemorates NPS anniversary Domestic Blitz By Dixie Brunner will be bullish on America Execu-kid- s I knew that it was only a matter of time. The world has its problems granted, but none as profound as the one looming on the horizon... Execu-kidI read a news story telling about an unusual summer camp for kids. The Breakers, a luxury hotel in Palm Beach, has decided camp should be a time when little Johnny and Suzie learn more worldly skills. Forget teaching your kids to swim, or how to string macaroni necklaces - Camp Breakers teaches s. the really important stuff-stoc- ks, bonds and mutual funds. If Junior goes to Camp Breakers he wont be wasting his green backs on rap tapes, hell be investing lawn mowing money in a Fortune 500 company! And you can be sure hell be watching those dividends grow. Theyve hired the of Grandel and Co., Inc. to teach the lil campers investment vice-preside- nt strategies. At the end of the camp, the kids are taken to a Palm Beach brokerage house, inalimo ofcourse, to actually begin investing. Parental guilt will permeate you when you realize you were really willing to settle for your kids learning how to build a campfire, when they couldve been learning how to read the Wall Street Journal. You say you cant imagine your uncultured kid at a camp such as this? At Breakers etiquette camp, the same kid who brags about belching, can be taught which is the lobster fork. Heshe can learn correct social introductions and how to ballroom dance. Klinger Salon. All work and no play isnt what Camp Breakers is all about You can sleep at night knowing Johnny wont embarrass you on the golf course with that nasty hook shot of his. They offer golf and tennis instruction so the kids will be a hit at the country club. If Camp Breakers really wanted for kids to be socially correct, Ive got a few classes to suggest. Shirt Tucking 101 They need to find a way to impart the ability and importance of "keeping dress shirts tucked into Sunday pants. Now that would be a skill. I thought the only way to cure the untucked shirt syndrome is by sewing velcro stirps to their underwear. Keeping Lip Zipped 202 They need to offer a class in secret keeping. Just think how much easier life would be if they could impart to progeny the importance of not repeating everything they hear. Think how nice itd be ifyou could count on Suzie nottellingMrs. Brownher daddy thinks she looks like a Green Bay Packer lineman! In celebration of the 84th an- demonstrations and talks ofniversary of the establishment fered by park rangers. Demonof the National Park Service, strations scheduled for the mornPipe Spring National Monument ing of the 25th include: Southwill waive entrance fees for all ern Paiute rabbit blanket makvisitors this Friday, August 25. ing; blacksmithing; and pioneer Other national parks in the area needlework. It is also a great - Grand Canyon, Zion and Bryce chance for local residents to Canyon - are also offering a free make a return visit to the Monument and experience new proday on Friday. We extend a special welcome grams and developments. to all our park neighbors and Congress established the Natraveling visitors, said Super- tional Park Service on August intendent John Hiscock. This is 25, 1916. The agencys mission an excellent opportunity for was outlined in the Organic Act those who have never visited of 1916, which directed the NaPipe Springs in' the past to get tional Park Service:to conserve acquainted with the cultural and the scenery and the natural and historic resolurces preserved in historic objects and the wildlife the park, take a tour of the his- therein, and to provide for the toric Pipe Spring fort, to enjoy a enjoyment of the same in such walk on the half-mil- e scenic, manner and by such means as advantake will leave them unimpaired for and, trail, top ridge of excellent living history future generation. tage 'rj 4 Vmu T f I Ml t tlJ"'.L.Ji i 1 g- -J o ' Bogs; y Vaccine 51 Rabies - v' . . 10.00 ' '5.00 Cats; ' Vaccine', ' Rabies ! ' : : , ' y: ALL SPAYSNEUTERS 25.00 - ' - ; ' - . j J Sponsored by Zions Bank Date: Saturday, August 25, 2001 Time: 8am to 3pm Place: Kanab High School 16 topics offered Required: $15 , No refunds v' Sponsored in part by Kanab City , Kane County Hospital and USU Extension Tickets available at: IT 10.00 v 5.00 , PAGE The Sandwich Place , '' ' Fotoquick (by Safeway) KANAB ORDERVILLE Wiliowcreek Books Canyon Book & Supply State Bank of Southern Utah - 12 a NADINE WIMMER (Lunch included with ticket, ) , Free Rabies Vaccines far Kaibab-Paka- e Tribal members, Call or 83-2- 4 to schedule a surgery Surgery animals - Do not feed 12 hours prior to appointment No ippoiniment necessary for vaccinations! 520-226-03- iJI Newswoman ' Rabie$ vaccine h FREE when given with either 5-- 1 vaccinations!! f! -- 1 Channel 5 i - i i Keynote Speaker: " J:'; i...' ,, PLATEAULAND ttGSILE VETEFuIABY CUUIC WILL EH HOLDING A SPAYHEUTEH & VACCINATION CUtliC 2; ' it UNANC tS Pre-registrati- on ' y 8-- - or Arizona time) each day. Tours of the Pipe Spring fort begin on the half hour from 8 a.m., with the last tour beginning at 4:30 p.m. i ed J oh the KaibabrPaiiite Reservation , - The Kaibab-Paiiit- e Multi RirposeBmlding;-"' : ' C m August 23 from 5 : ' , monuments. The Monument is currently open from 7 a.m.- - 5 p.m. (MDT TUNE IN TO THE POWER OF WOMANHOOD . - nt MAKING HEADLINES Good Literature Low Coat SpayNeutsr and Vaccinations family of Moccasin, Arizona. The Heatons were in favor of the idea. Mather advanced the idea of national monument status toPresi-deWarren G. Harding and in 1923, the area was proclaimed as one of the countrys first national Kanab Women s Forum . Appreciation 303 How about offering a class that helped them to appreciate good reading material? Think how impressed your friends would be when your kid pulled out a copy of War and Peace to peruse, instead of wrestling highlights. But in the end, I dont think any of us would want perfect kids. Thedgetirritatingwhentheytried to correct us all of the time. Youre probably concerned Dad you werent going to eat atSuzie little did if that your your steak with your salad fork, tend, she wouldnt fit in. No prob- were you? lem. Theyve arranged for the Come on Jeremy. Put down kids to have image counseling that Wall Street Journal and go with hair stylists and make-u- p watch some mindless TV like artists from the ritzy Georgette other kids your age. blue-blood- Stephen T. Mather became the first Director of the National Park Service upon its creation. He visited Pipe Spring in the early twenties and discussed the possibility of its preservation as a national monument with the then owners, the Jonathan Heaton ' Tickets by phone for Outlying Areas 1 00-733-5263 PANGUITCH Panguitch Drug Store L |