Show the joke on carneg e andrew carnegie at a recent din ner told the following story I 1 was traveling londona ard on an Eta glish railway lat year he said and had chosen a seat in a non smoking carriage at a wayside sta jon a man beaded the train sat down in my compartment and lighted a vile clay pipe chis Is not a smoking carriage cud c ud I 1 all right governor said the man just finish the pipe here he finished it then refilled it see here I 1 aid I 1 told vou this gasn wasn t a smoking carriage if you persist that pipe I 1 shall report you at the next station to the guard I 1 handed him my card he looked at it pocketed it hut lighted his pipe nevertheless at the next station however he changed to another corn apartment part ment call ng the guard I 1 told him what bad occurred and demanded that the smokers name and address be taken yea sir said the guard and hur ned alwy in a little while he returned he deemed rather awed he bent over me and said apologetically do you know sir it I 1 were boj I 1 would not prosecute that gent he has just given me his card here it is he Is andrew carnegie |