Show t do not masticate the tag on your loaf of bread old age brings experience this rule sometimes works backwards say good by boon to the tramp comet for it Is on its way boston has not become excited as yet over the price of beans Is it coming to the point where a dancer cannot be graceful in clothes sometimes it does not make tor ultimate speed to take the fastest train there is a great difference between a peanut farmer and a peanut poll A grand rapids man was killed by a roll of print paper A single copy suffices in gome cases A Brool clyn widow advertises for a husband with a million she must mean a million of faults the earth travels nearly three mil lion miles a day and we are all of us more traveled than we had supposed the sensible man will take care of the gilp and pneumonia will take care of itself too bad that the work of canal building on mars should be all un done by british astronomers how would you like to be a perfect ly inoffensive comet and be blamed for all the hard luck everywhere the fellow who designed this sea son s neckties apparently went on the motto when in doubt use purple the postcard business Is a great one according to the overworked post office employed emp loyes there are mil lions in it bo latham has reached an altitude of 3 feet in his aeroplane what a long drop that would make it any thing happened A frenchman Is reported to have risen feet in the air from farthest north the cry has changed to farthest up the per capita money of the coun try is 34 83 but the ultimate con sumer still appears to haie more ap petite than money one of the troubles about getting along without meat is that there are so few other things to eat it one doean doesn t like prunes loss of character is always deflor able but it would be the tip top of good luck for some men it they could lose their reputation A won t permit any fly ing over his property this may go tor aviators but who Is to make the mosquitoes observe ita A texas man has traded acres of land tor gallons 0 whisky simply a matter of exchange ing acres for head achels an ohio paper complains because calves livers cost 25 cents a pound why not look on the right sided no calf a liver weighs many pounds A french aviator is reported to have fallen from his aeroplane into a tree and escaped injury sounds like the twentieth century baron menchau sen st louis butchers say that ob e tion to goat meat as a substitute for lamb chops Js purely psychological we had supposed it was in part ol 01 factory the girls ought to remember that the less money yale boys spend tor violets on the occasion of the junior prom the more money they will have to buy engagement rings an unusual marriage took place in gotham when the woman teller of one of the banks married the masculine teller of another with both tellers thus united the tale of love should have been w ell told those fourteen california students who have been living on sulphur cured fruit since september have gained weight instead of losing it about th only thing proved by such tests so far Is that the surest wa to get fat Is to join a poison squad A big storm at sea sometimes cops unexpected stunts A ship which went ashore on brant point mass during the christmas gale was car ried so high and dry that no hope was entertained of getting her back to abs tbs water but the latest tempest that swept the stern new england coast generated a high tide which car ried the vessel to her former element and to surprise she was found substantially uninjured that appears to have been one of old neptune s practical jokes an air chambered target that was characterized unsinkable was sent from the brooklyn navy yard to the phil apine islands where it was promptly sent to the bottom with two broadsides from the cruiser charles ton s six inch guns it cost 15 but this is a small item it the expert ment vill afford light as to methods by which ships and targets may be made absolutely abol unsinkable the Is now moving northward but it is not doing it belter it Is very cautious and orderly because he was cold and hungry a carpenter threw an indian club through the window of a new york restaurant where fashionable people were dining it Is added that he got a good warm meal a little later in the police station but hungry people gen brally should be urged to adopt some better means to the desired ends in halmstad sweden a is about to start a spinning wheel for making arns out of pa per the publishers of the best sellers have tep doing this tor years K |