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Show ERGATIS Air Route Sure PUBLISHED EVERY SATURDAY BY P. SIORIS. SALT LAKE CITY... ——— πε Future Airship Will CarryFreight and Passengers ERED) SMILES Gam UTAH STATE NEWS A REASONABLE MAN’S 7 ONGING. By CAPT. THOMAS BALDWIN, Who Has Sold Airship to Government. High license has nas driven the saloons out of businesg in Modena the Utah duck The great tation come Shepard presiding. Thomas E. Taylor, a bookkeeper, fell from his bicycle, in Salt Lake City, striking his head on the pave His here tional Irrigation CBngress. During the past fiscal year $168,922 was derived from the sale of pubiic lands in Utah, which amount, after making deductions for expenses, will be turned into the reclamation fund to the credit of that state. What was thought by someof the employes to be an infernal machine, received at the office of the mayor in Salt Lake City, proved to be a box of apples, sent the city’s chief executive by an admiring friend. railroad, from formally taken Rio Grande on and it will in as the Sanpete Gould road. Logan's water supply system is to be enlarged. A tract of land about six miles from Logan canyon is to be purchased and a mammoth reservoir constructed which will greatly aug ment the water supply of the city Secretary of State Tingey has issued a call to the banks for quarterly reports on the condition of business for the last three months with these institutions. There are fifty-seven state banks and three private banks. Frank Donaho, a young man, whose home is at Ellsmore, Kan., while beating his way east on a Rio Grande freight train, at Wellington, six miles east of Price, was in some way rown under the moving cars and one leg was cut off 4 jen its had f ε i in a 1Υ I 8 { and figures in aes a set ire are us practical men, in a jump who! e To As | who people ant | of rules and laws iidance of are foolishly who sigh had the σ prais | Be wr | Ten thor How f View of were = Lynching Who w That ! men z for heir is the d the are who go fretting m ore than they own kindred kernel of g | are who still borrow that wise men ign s at Μ ΙΝ t { are bli lly no more Wife—Well, I'll bet you a box of cigars. Husband—No, I won't bet! Wife—You'’re afraid you'll lose. Husband—No, I'mafraid I'd win. Pro and Con. Seme women say they ῃ (where it is always μα Wit | broken) “ “motorists” were lynched. “See that female coming two men, as I am informed, were conversing together in the road after ae are countries in which, this sort of behavior might prowke lynching¥, of innooent people probably. The lynchings, again, might give rise to more caution among drivers of motors. gut “do not duck them, do not nail their ears to the pump,” as the mansaid in theold story. There is a pleasant owner of a motor in a newnovel, “ Mrs. Bailey’s Debts,” by Mr. Eddy. “What’s a five-pound-note ?” he asked. “T want to go fast, and J am ready to pay. ‘Fine away,’ I said to the bluebottle. shall The with the grand air? dame?” yonder “A which?” “Oi say, Bill, bring up my baccabox when yer comes up agin.” The Woman of It. “A colonial dame, Her ancestors were among the first 13 colonies of a bacteria in American drinking-water.’ Ah, where the shade its lure has spread, —Puck. The forward movement of her sex Goes onward day by day \ And yet s he off a street car gets The spell of peace is on the bank— a The peace that knows no bickering, No greed, no curse of creed or rank. Where ripples sing a rustic psalm That prompts the dozing mind to IT WAS. In the same old backward way. — Yhicago Daily News. aream, The brown-eyed cattle, half asleep, Are idling in the babbling stream. Not Guilty. The sun that sparkles on the ford And fashions diamonds in the sand, Is weaving tracery divine Along the leafy border land! The thrush pipes softly to her young, Within the opalescent light Of sur ern skies of bliss That wait their mastery of flight! in the promenade is not a pleasant exercise, monious People marry are in love because they with each other, or fancy themselves so, and imagine a land By HELEN OLDFIELD. which they of unalloyed | lappiness in shall dwell itter a shorteror longer period of marned life the dream ends. Pride and regard for = brown-eyed Stella—Well, it | And now al re gentle and tender use thereo lo you ever Ly boK n Not sin x λ Cali \ T ‘ Ϊ 1 Υ advantage οἱ a bareair of recent Ἷ answered Mr been livin capitals of Eu ees t of ac the at Ww pays Washing on ᾷ t take Β “more the ‘ a bu Ϊ I I severe are the mal ἃ 1 i o Talk ‘more go back of I the la a r { can be don: to the same.” brot! They ead it while you l hing ear at on 1 y f 0 go it while is Warned τ the 8 3 | ο req al 8 and, abo by 100 , re3 ice re | hie, no D hb you and y For ty of te and s olish, € f is a headlight everybody knows at a glance that you are running wild on an open-switch track! Toot to beat the band! Run over all the hopes and ambitions of your poor old father and mother. Don’t stop for red lights or crossings or a cowon the track! Go it while you’re young! After a while you can’t go so very fast, because yon will have to stop so much oftener for fuel. That’s why you want to go as fast as you can now. Burn up the track! When you strike an extra running wild, your old cronies will slobber over door It is a { δώ! The way to die young is to burn out all your reserve cente rs while you have youth and vitality to help you make a fool of yourself. Pitch into the carmine of life. Then pitch the carmine into yourself and spit paint all over town! Keep right on in the paint business a tears Lz old age is to die young D r t Ν A | Establish yourself in the town annals as a high stepper. Then go to the city at the first opportunity and get city broke! Then go it some more! Keepright on going! Get in with the fast ones! One wayto prevent infirmity in your until your nose A Clear Conscience. Did i ey earth. Superfiuous Advice. “If you want to be comfortable and | prosperous,’ said the man whotakes | a friendly interest ir everybody, “you should go to bed with the chickens.’ ‘Deed boss,” answered Mr. "Rastus Pinkley in disyere tired kin’ ο weather jem chicken s don’ go to be¢ early ‘nuff to suit '—Washingtor Star speech β 8 M hur v W say e ny mas Ho 1 sensitive, Most women are f i ms she is a Chicago Daily News. the matters which exc he want OF COURSE. plication and attention to the task in nand. How many husbands really at common fa Most of them take refuge in the knowtheir wives rare certainly the/ put since he has grown to man’s estate | We find him the he f a syndicate— a pertain to their lives, life indeed would be for them one grand, sweet song;” the outcome would be wonderful and beautiful beyond expression in words. How does one sucet can tempers be harmonized? receed in any But how in well doing; by close apcontinuance patient By life? undertaking in when in point of fact w was “Why not?” demanded the maiden, | bright outlook—Chicago Daily News. naturally angry at being deprived of ne her row Grasping. “ Because sient ach somebody ms , αι the || He used tuetve to cry moon tirth: I heard say Peon the after than they are born, and if married couples could understand how to harin all eattle 6)-9) Go It. Go it while you're young, myboy! thenceforward, perhaps, hold the man and woman together in inharmonious union. Yet affinities by far oftener are made, or τα er developed. monize their tempers, how to meet ea h other day eart that’s filled he border land iness of the stream chaperon to her young charge opinion way, re Auturr Ella—When I looked out of the car Extremely Proper. “No, my dear, you cannot go into| Windowthe first person I saw had red that boat,” said the New England} hair. Does that mean good luck? other day that she was hugging shore.”"—Baltimore American rune sing long the Henry, Undoubtedly. joys of the lively and unidyllic ; But, like the author of “Murder as One of { “What makes you think it was the > spirit of your husband that was mate the Fine Arts,” “I am all for law and order and that kind of thing.” rialized?” Oh, there couldn't have been any The vast majority of people doubtless feistake abo ut it When I got up and galled ‘Henr y’ he kind of shriveled up will agree that harmonyof temper between and then disappeared just as he used man and wife is a prime if not the first to do when he was alive.’’- Chicago and foremost essential to happy wedlock. Record-Herald. Har- rhythmic eir nights the yells of costermongers’ songs by aid of gramophones— these It is true that two can walk together, unagreed, and keep step, in so far as outsiders are able to tell, but the pace is wearing, and Peace. She's a colonial “Now, Mrs. McCarthy, ’ said counsel tell us as for the defense, “please simply as you can yourversion of this affair. It is alleged that you referred have a bottle of fizz to-night, just the same When you're in a to Mrs Callaha n in ὦ sparaging buzzer, you’re cock of the walk, and whether you likeit or not, you’ve got terms.” 1 didn’ say anny‘Not a bit av it to scoot.” thing about disparaging nor dispara- || As a five-pound fine is nothing to this det estable type of rich cad, gus nor anny othe r garden truck, ex: | perhaps some other way of cutting the combs of such cocks of the walk cept that I said she had a nose loike a may be ultimately invented. But let us keep within the law. Do not let us squash and her complixion was as bad| Yez | as a tomato in the lasht stages shoot at them, as a worthy magistrate once proposed. For mypart, were can see for yersilf if it ain’t the truth.” it lawful, I could cheerfully shoot all persons who turn loose on the rural | —Chicago Record-Herald. Make Marriage Perfect Pride of Ancestry. A germ nudgedhis neighbor eagerly, Not very far from the peaceful hostelry where these lines are written, midnight. The weather was fine, the night was pleasant; a motor came up, knocked them both over, injured them very severely, and went on its way rejoicing. It behaved like the Russian fleet when it fired on our fishing boats, and I am not awarethat the motor has yet been detected. long. Seeking Information. The small boy was playing with the | ΒΟΙΒΒΟΥ͂Β, and his kindly old grand | mother chided him, “You musn’t piay with the scissors, dear. I knowa little boy like you who was playing with a pair of scissors | just like that pair, and he put thea in his eye and put his eye out, and he could never see anything ever after.” The child Mstened patiently, and said, when she got through the narrative: his “What was the matter with other eye?”—Royal Magazine. “take the law »” like a their own would not surprise me if a few as Irishman the same he ought to it!” 6-66 want to vote, Some women say they don't Some say we'll surely see ‘em vote, While others say we won't —Yonkers Statesman a frenzied, excitable, hysterical, law- hands” twice a rubber angleworm. In other words, when the fish “rubber” they “get the hook.” ἃ ἡ ἡ A Nebraska newspaper tells us that “an old woman's stocking is nice for rubbing up shoes after you have put the polish on.” Does the editor mean that the young women are wearing theirs, or did he write it “woolen” stocking? shout piece of eggshell porcelain, τ into By ANDREW LANG. job A Michigan fisherman has invented - less sort of people, apt to dispute the umpire ’s decision, and the Those Wrights are highfliers, al} right, all right! weet Sometimes you can buy a woman a beautiful fall hat and make her forget that she wanted an automobile! exer | | ish and condemn the practice. You may lynch the wrong person, for a mob is never very particular about evidence, and lynch law shows distrust and contempt for our admirable judges and juries, But if ours English on for! There is not much to be said for the An been This reminds of the brawny who, when reprimanded for defect, replied: “Well hadu’t t’? He’s smaller and nearer for permission I And 1 taken up the sul The boss complained because the man threw from the ditch but ene shovel of dirt to the old man’s lwo, whereat the new man remarked that the old man ought to, because he rew trying institution of lynching; indeed, I deprecate which Ν 8] ; 7 mar t snditions on Mars who wish to go flying might have soft seats in s | There and as this hundred footer of mine. yt Ta s wn ew Μ ] know—when the scien- f la Certain- those τηε take hee - } A nd ers | plicity itself. i me my tr how save up monkey who are eagerly rning uns of Japar andidly say s would all disappear / to live on my pay ' ten thousand a year ibles womanis an Ww 8 | perfection ver ΙΑ | | If I | And are vears, but, then, it n tell us that Gibs his girls find out the best we may howthe thing is to be done. But it takes years | 11 ι ills that to-morrow and lives to learn and get the experience. We can only hope that science 2 welkin should ring with my - cheer, will join hands with practicability and gain perfection in aviation, If I in some way could find out The airship of the future will be of the Von Zeppelin type. I have | ow to save up ten thousand a year studied out that phase of the question to my own satisfaction, and I have -β E. Kiser, in Chicago Record-Herald PRESENCE OF MIND. come to the conclusion that such will be the type. But it will have more ! planes—more than on mydirigible—in fact, be a combination of the dirigible and the aeroplane, but larger. The airship of the future, as I it, will be of immensesize, have great speed and will be as easily controlled Des Moines, lowa, secured the next biennial convention of the Unitew Brotherhood of Carpenters and Joiners of America on the second ballot taken at tlre Sait Lake convention, by a@ vote of 142 against 131 for San Francisco The late Henry Barrett, one of the most popular members of Battery ©, Utah Volunteer (ight artillery, has been honored by the erection of a hall for the comfort and recreation of the United States troops at Camp Keithley Mindanao, P, I No one can. futable are J methodically and scientifically ; in fact, practically none but experimenters tober 2, was one of the oldest citizens of the state. She was in her 9&th year, and had lived in Utah since 1850. $2,000 silver loving cup offered by W. R. Hearst for the best state agricylturalexhibit at the Sixteeyth Na- to a oat and the railway. can between tl Ό like myself—plain, practical experimenters, willing to take a chance and her home in Salt Lake City on Oc The agricultural exhibit from the estate of Utah won the magnificent be conquered, just as surely t B then will come The air is free for lid truth you tl ple who argue concerning ~ 1 T purposes and to utilize score of a nig 11 | yumercial vith I U's de velopment of the air- and a formula for tl a merchandise. great navigation and°-can A big section of the Pahvant val ley was added to Utah’s domain last week when the 43,000-acre tract in the Oasis Land & Irrigation company project was thrown open to entry. Mrs. Anna W. Perkins, who died at John Q. Packard, who built and equipped the public library in Salt Lake City at a cost of $150,000, donating it to the city, died at his home near Santa Cruz, Cal., on October 1, at the age of 86. in and the telegraph and the ra highway of the eart! next s wh 9 airship lies in trans as the ) long? tists come recovery is doubtful. The experimental dry farm at Enterprise produced four different varieties of raisin grapes this year, that equal in size and weight some of California’s best production. a but y within the \ The annual convention of the Woman’s Christian Temperance Union was held in Salt Lake City last week, State President Mrs. E. E. a road have had, How | ] $170,770. at st us all, and it’s going to According to the annual report of the commissioner of pensions there are 1,047 pensioners in Utah, receiving annual pensions amounting to At the close of last week the ruit Gre association. ϱ of the issengers \ as we conquer The Denver chorus won first prize in the contest at the Eisteddfod held in Salt Lake City, the Salt Lake chorus being awarded second place. The Sanpete Valley Manti to Nephi, was over by the Denver & Thursday, October 1, the future be known Valley branch of the for the one free Held’s band of Salt Lake carrred off the prize at the band contest at Al bugquerque dpring the meeting of the National IrAgation congress ment, his skull being fractured. bot in war it ¥ ship will b season. The Four Countyfair held in Ogden last week proved a success in every way, from a financial staucpoint, ab tendance and general interest. future On the Wing. Financial Fact. wonder what Ibser who ant 1 During the year there were 6,446 public land entries made in Utah, embracing 468,428 acres of land Five carloads of prunes have been sent out to eastern markets from Willard, and there are about that many more to be shipped. It 15 estimated that over thirty thousand ducks were killed in Salt Lake county on the opening day of {VISITS W ΠΝ OVCAEBY Ww {2 Ir ] ) | Journa Molli lL we so ve οφ A, ΠΝ Yi bos, mm 7 |