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Show .. 1993 • PAGE 5 THE THUNDER.Bl WE GIVE YOU THE RIGHT PRICE THE FIRST TIME 5 Vi it Cedar City Zoo on campus 5 .80 TW 14K .70 Lisi $1695.00 eel like I attend sch I in a roo where th animals are aware of only ur ihin - school, food, grooming, and leep - n ncces,arily in th t order. The only thing different i that in read of pie coming to vi it us when d1ey have h lidays, some high r power lets us out of our ca when the 100 keeper goes on cation, and the animals go home to watch the 'n rmal' peopl . We're n t adults 're not even acting like junior-nigh chool tu ents. Especially latdy, so m ny accusadons ar being tos around campus d,at one need a list from wA" to -Monkey" to keep track of all f them. A rtb id: also known as segre ation, eparatene , eparation, separati m, and the SUU campus booksrore. Th rore d need m re of a variety in reading material, but it isn't profitable to order twenty boo when only one pe n will buy one. Balderdash; synonym r n n nsc, bil , malarkey, rubbish, and the Parowan Prophet. If th en of th world IS ming, why pay $10 survi when n on el will? Cheerleader: a person who lead male pccta rs in mctices of If. hypn is co 1 them in a false belief dm th lond chi k is actually looking at him, Jan Dancers .. Are you ure ir isn't juicy mca on display for tlle man wh has coo k dinner? I.Jeliiextial~ to neuter, r un x... tlle answ r to all ur grooming problems. o more hair cl sin , cologn soaked paraphernalia r era ked mirrors. E re: som thing o n ive ro th ight. Th lights on the mountain behind Albe n' are an eyesore. In read of "ng stars and red din, e get f sec, aim st free of charge, rings of yellow light. Are we ing invaded? Faineant: A faineant i also known a a luggard, do-nothing, o r loai r ... al kn wn as a litician... pecially when the promprer falls asl p on the JO • Greasy spoon: an eating house, lunchroom, tlle Thund rbird Circle fine dining ca . Whicl1 s worse? Recycled turkey surpri , or Ram n noodles? Ha.zardo ! dangerous or chan . The surgeon general has recendy di red that excessive studying may be haza ous ro your care c s fain , nt lnv tipti o: an in-d pth inquiry inro a m n r of pertinena:. .. the kill tlmt the SUU senare ha nm yec cquired. A skill thar II srud n houkl polish crying to flnd out where our elusive, expensive fees g . Janitor: a per n employed to r m gar ,ge, and rve as gen ml han y-man. Th ir job e n ti n in luJes cleaning er m pie o the dance 11001, fix ng broken tables, picking up beer can dropped by re n ible adul , and fi llowing ev ry whim of SUU rud•nts ... or d 995 00 995 00 List $2100.00 Kent Parke Jon Parke Lynn Parke •Direct Diamond Importer •Men's Wedding and Diamond Bands -Custom Designed Rings -Goldsm th •Free Financing •Large Selection •Prices starting al $299 Call for appointm nt 586-7009 WHO'./ OOT THE TA./TIEJT PAIR IH TOWH? r------------------------, 2 Gyros for only 1 1 : $4 50 Regular price, $3.50 each : I • Saving 4 bucks! I I I I Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday. Cheese is extra. I L------------------------~ ~ 106 South Main ~ .li l.i ~ · Cedar City 586-9252 Open Sunday, 12-6 it! a cara ni tale. Lumm : 3 clumsy, rup1d person, the only requirem n for serving in a public o fi, i!, Doe Dan Quayl qualify fi r this one? Here i the spelling list fi r th week: potato, ma , and imgiberaceous ... Which one neeJ an •eK at tlle end? Monkey: n mammal o ch onler Pruna~ , recently discovered to po e a br:110 capacity fifty times greater d1 n the ernge football pla r... no need co expand n that n . Ahh, so this i UU - h me of uthem Utah' firstioo. It's t:he only u cm do lunch with a jani r nd a fain nt place on earth where inv tigator m the ruJcnt government at a greasy s n and ralk bald rd h a ut monkeys. The next tour will begin, completely free of charge, this a moon in th rudent cenrer lob Living m. Th fir t stop i the admm1 nation building. in National Children's Book Week is November 15-21, 1993. -.. ~"" Mr. Hli"MNW _, f, illr'JJ • • 0 ,U O 41194 '!I, DUL .... lluslra ed by artist Jeny Pinkn9y, a child answers Ille quesllOn, 1 do you want 10 ber Ages 12 -up Share the Adventure of children's A- °"'"' •. - , - .. er, 9V Newbeny wirwmQ limy ol a ,ou,,g boy who . IO . . IUlllof 115 a IO 111111 oul , INlings. Ages 7-11 literature at your earn pus -. Dltnt"Y Flip Book store! ~ Mlc\cy• 81rthdati, h<l)I I ·111-J Aladdiri ,..,_i.._._ )" lM Sfff ~41tUO" TO THf <+lfW qQU! See Dr. Lynn G. Cranmer Southern Utah Dermatology •Skin Cancer •Acne •Speclallzing in Skin Diseases 586-6440 • 150 Altamira Ave., Suite 900 Cedar City Share The Adventure Stop by your campus store today! SUU Bookstore 586-7995 _ -··---"""'"-- .-. !liq Bodi ,.,,, Our - 1'111.r Bar Puw Bar (8k 6 Toyf c,,,, L ~-HI J - · l•n The bNtMlinll Polal Baar, Polel Baar It now an ador9ble bocll. ""' _,,_ ........ ,,,._.. . 0 -PlaMI JIH - llff ----·-by--........-..bo-·- |