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Show " . THE THUNDERBIRDOSOUTHERN UTAH UNIVERSITYDMONOAY FEBRUARY 10, 19920PAGE 5 Here's a Valentines deal to sweet to pass u p ... God ex1sts in kindness' "Question with boldness even the existence of God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason than that of blindfolded fear.'' -Thomas Jefferson.( 1743-1826) I looked for God in the heavens, the mountains, the desert. I looked for God in the sky> the trees, the earth. I looked for God in the wind, the rain, in fire . He was not there. A boy ignores his own safety and dives into an icy river to rescue his friend. A mother holds her injured son wishing that she could suffer his pain. I saw a baby; a child smile. Lovers walking hand-in-hand. A little girl baking cookies for her grandmother; the hungry fed; the lonely visited; the unloved, loved; the friendless brought into the group. I found God in man. In the millions of kind acts that bring joy to others and peace to ourselves. " Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. ' ' -Mark Twain STUPID LAW: Beginning January 1993, by order of the Federal Safety Commission, all vehicles, back to 1975, must be retrofitted with dimmer switches on the floorboard and all column mounted dimmer switches must be deactivated. Also, all new cars manufactured in America, or imported, must have the dimmer switch on the floorboard effective January 1993. Is this stupid or what? I looked in the back section of the federal safety regulations book,(in the section that explains the reason for new regulations) and it read as folJows: ''This new safety rule was necessitated due to the number of blondes getting their legs tangled in the steering wheel while attempting to dim their headlights, thereby causing accidents. " Brother, can you believe that. It can't possibly happen that often since blondes can't get a drivers license anyway. Moron lawmakers. (Do U.S. lawmakers wear blond wigs like in England?) JAPAN INSULTS WORKERS: Just read the headline in USA Today. We oughta get even. Let's send 'em all our American made cars. The repair bills would bankrupt 'em. CAREER CHOICE. NOT! Be not an attorney in Utah. The last time the Salt Lake County attorney's office had a job opening, more than 40 lawyers applied for the entry level slot. And in Beaver County, school kids who ended up on a virginity-and/or-not list have been getting calls by attorneys soliciting business. BUSY B. Offer expires Feb. 20, 1992 -., .. TWO FJSTED FUN & EXClTEMENT We also sell: Stunt Kites, Delta Kites, and Quad-Line Kites *All made of nylon & fiberglass construction *Best kites and selection in Southern Utah TYNER 'S PETS Birds - Fish -Single men and women -Large spac.ious furnished separate houses -Large kitchen, living room, fireplace, washer, phone -$130 per month and up For more infonnation call Jeff at 865-0001 or Judy at 586-9411 ,------------------------1 Sullivan's Cafe 1 I I Early Bird Specials I I I I I 86 South Main Cedar City 586-6761 Two Eggs, Bacon, Ham or Sausage & Pancakes s2. 6:00-7:30 a.m. 9 9 with coupon Chicken Fried Steak w/Country Gravy, Salad Bar, Potato, Homemade Bread 4:30-6:30 p.m. $4 99 Exp. 2-15.92 w it. h coupon 11 1 1 II I I I II 491 South Main Street Cedar City, Utah 84720 (80 1) 586-3621 THUNDERBIRD (IRCLE DINING l.I I l I I I I ook your own stirfry $2.10 (chicken, vegetable, rice) Mon,Fri 11:00, 1: 15 ~------------------------~ • Small Animals - Pet Supplies Martin & Susan Tyner Owners ROOMS FOR RENT I - G rilled Ham & Cheese 99<1• Sullivan'~ LaTajada Steakhouse 86 South Main Cedar City 586-6761 Two Prime Rib Dinners Includes Salad Bar, Baked Potato, Homemade Bread. $22 OO with coupon Open 6:00 p.m. Daily Exp. 2-15-92 1 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - .. L-L..l.JI...L-..l--..1:S•e::::m::. A FREE 32 oz. Fountain Drink & Dessert in the TBird Circle On Your Birthday! Bring Driver's License Or Other Proof Of Birthday & Let Us Help You Celebrate! |