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Show CLASSIFIED Journal C lassified s must be STEVE HARVEY THE BOTTOM TEN Cal leads sorry list of ignoble college teams THE COLLEGES Cal played host to Hawaii Saturday, but even the home-continent advantage didn't help the Mouldin' Bears. They followed up their opening defeat to San Diego State with a humbling loss to the snarling Rainbows. The two setbacks have really hurt the bears contention that they're strong enough to merit admission to the Western athletic Conference, one of their cherished goals. If it's any consolation, however, Cal has moved into the Bottom Ten lead. No. 2 is Iowa State [0-3), which is believed to be the first Big Eight team in history to lose games to Western Michigan and Northern Iowa in the same season [if not decade). Kentucky [1-21 gave up 59 points to Indiana and was cautiously optimistic, especially after having given up 73 points to Florida the previous Saturday. But congratulations to Chapman (Calif.), which ended a 62-year winless streak with a 30-13 win over Whittier. The school hadn't played a game since 1932, after misplacing its only football. SCHOOL, RECORD LAST LOSS NEXT LOSS l. Cal (0-21 7-21, Hawaii Ariz. St. 2. Iowa State (0-3 1 19-23, W. Mich. Rice 0- 16, Missouri Ohio state 3. Houston (0-31 4. San Jose St. (0-31 20-51, Stanford S.W. La. 5. B.C. (0-2) 7-12, Va. Tech Pitt 6. New Mexico (0-3) 3 1-34, SMU BYU 7. Rice (0-2) 18-27, Kansas St. Iowa State 20-21, Notre Dame• Miami (O) 8. Michigan St. (0-21 9. Kentucky (1-21 29-59, Indiana S. Carolina 10. W. Va. (1-31 13-24, Maryland Va. Tech 11. Oregon State (1 -21, or is it Oregon (1-21?; 12. Princeton (0-11; 13. C lemson (1 -21; 14. Wake Forest Gump [1-21; 15.-18. Pentagon [Coast Guard, Army, Navy, Air Force! [l-8); 19. Idle; 20. USA Today-CNN Poll [ranks Boston College as 35th BEST team in the nation). ·Bottom Ten has no sentiment. ROUT OF THE WEEK: Miami [Ohio) [0-21 over Michigan St. [0-2j. CRUMMY GAME OF THE WEEK: Iowa State [0-3) vs. Rice [0-2) SPECIAL C ITATION: UCLA held QB Tommy Frazier, a Nebraska Heisman Trophy candidate, to 88 yards total offense [29 running, 59 passingj. OK, sure the Cornhuskers won, 49-21. DEFECTORS: Kent State ended a 17-game losing streak with a 31-16 win over zipless Akron. THE PROS And what a colorful display "Throwbacks Weekend" turned out to be, as the teams dressed up in outfits of old to celebrate the NFL's 75th anniversary. The fans did the same, including New Orleans followers who put paper sacks over their heads. Ironically, the Aints spoilied everything with a 9-7 win over the Tampa Bay Yucks to leave the ranks of the unwon. Four winless teams still remain, including Buddy Ryan's Flagstaff Cardinals. The age of the Cardinals' uniforms matched their 1950s offense during a 0-32 loss to Cleveland. The C incinnati Bungles (0-3) came up with their usual big plays, including a fair catch called by punt re turner Corey Sawyer on his own I-yard line. Packers [ 1-2) coach Mike Holmgren, on the eve of his eagerly awaited Battle of the Bays wi th Tampa, seemed in a quandry a nd puzz led. H e t old reporters: "I can see th e h eadlines tomorrow: 'Holmgren in a quandry, puzzled out of his mind."' COACHES HOT SEAT· POOR SOUL, TEAM RECORD LAST LOSS 1. Ryan (Ariz.) [0 -31 0-32, C leveland 2. Switzer[Dallas) [2- 1I 17-20, Detroit 3. Da. Shula [Cincy) [0-31 28-3 1, N.Engla nd [0-31 16-48, Raiders 4. Phillips [Denver) 7-15, Buffalo 5. Pardee [Houston! [0 -3) * Predicted order in which firings of NFL coaches will occur [with no. 1 first). PLAYERS OF THE WEAK I. RB Brown [New Orleans!: 16 carries, 3 1 yards. 2. OT Wilkinson [Cincy): Made total of one tackle. 3. C B Harper (San Diego): Called for pass interferen ce three times. 4. QB McMahon [Arizona): 38 passes, 169 yards. 5. 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