Show D 0 give to e U perfume of tt e grape nd not tl e wine it yields the grace to love not covetous nor gross the glory ot tte hills I 1 pray or tte g power ot mind ahat knows the truth from art ing the je drop 0 dew I 1 rom diamonds in tl marl I 1 long to ehnow the genuine the real tl e t art beneath the tone 1 e purest karat fro n tho glided brass the noble from the perception of the mind to separate rhe good from all tte wrong with gift to weave the truth itself into an ecstasy of bong by the way oh look chos here mr water melon come right in sometimes it Is easier to deceive a girl than it Is to fool her father s bull dog r u married men have one consolation after she buys her fall bat it long time until laster u h u A new york poet refers to his lady s lips as love s apocalypse I 1 have done considerable flitting from flower to flower in my time but I 1 never bussed a woman with a kisser like that u h u you cannot estimate a man e income by the kind of automobile his wife drives A new york woman recently traded her wedding ring her equity in their home and two boston bull pups tor a choo choo car injustice to the mule A south carolina minister has just concluded a stirring series of sermons abusing the meek and lowly mule my sense of justice and innate sympathy tor the under mule as well as the un der dog leads me to defend our faith ful worker who fervently sings con gralto with such linked sweetness long drawn out u ft u somehow I 1 always have loved a mule for the fight there Is in him con si dering the size of his ears his feet are fanciful and trim his coat so glossily gloss lly sleek and his disposition so like patience on mon ament wait ing for something to kick at ff d fir and after all why should we blame the mule tor kicking 9 the city man kid s at the janitor the country man kicks at the calves in the cabbage patch and it our ears were as long as the mules you would kick too r u if the preacher should remember that the mule will do a t ard day s work be chummy and as calm as a cucumber for a week just to select the psychological moment for kicking the glim out of the hired man s hand when that unappreciative worthy makes his last round of the stables tor the night at climbing mountains and passing dangerous defiles the mule Is safety itself ills step Is sure and his ery certain beware of the de livery A mule would make a good billiard player he never misses what he shoots at when a mule crool s his neck around looks at you out of those great solemn eyes of his shifts his tall slightly to one side as a woman does her skirt when she changes hands to buy a newspaper begin to awaken your confidence air when ou see the mule throw his weight on one leg and amass all his strength for a string halt movement toss confidence to the winds and dodge that 1 it you have time iti you haven t time it wont make any difference an hour later as a always gets what he goes after aadi the handles on your coffin wont cost any more now that they will in the future when you fall into a tunnel ex 1 joslon hole tir but for all that I 1 love the theoule mule I 1 love him not tor his 1 bicking icking attea but tor himself alone when a mere bov I 1 heird a mule sing tor the first time yes I 1 mean that if he had ever sung before he could hae done better that time 13 it some how that vocal solo endeared me to the singer and I 1 prefer he hawing any day to a phonograph when I 1 become opulent and gouty I 1 am fco ing to have a beautiful home in the suburbs beside the rippling lake there will be flowers and other glad things in the front ard but to the rear will be located a welner smokehouse ani an army mule that can reach upper without straining his obligate cl personally I 1 don t agree with the pastor from south carolina tie following advertisement recently appeared being aware tl at it Is indell cate to advertise tor a h osband I 1 frore doing but if be inclined to advert lw for a wife I 1 will answer tie advert lsen ent without delay I 1 am oung am fl and considered lad like aply etc the daughter of a sioux I 1 alls file 1 ade application tor a carnegie hero she bases her claim upon tl e tact ahat one evening recently a young man tailed on her who said he was dyani for I 1 kiss she saved his life noble girl yd iJ |