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Show SOUTHERN UTAH NEWS WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 13, 2002 Community Mormons put census from 1 880s online The Mormon church has put millions of 19th century ances-- . : ; tors on its genealogy website, By Dixie Brunner giving family tree buffs a more convenient, and free, way to trace their heritage. The church said its offering free Internet access to 55 million names from the 1880 United Domestic Blitz - , , ooney tunes Ive followed the Andy Rooney . time-consumin- g. Many g. sports-man-thin- States Census and the 1881 buy the set or visit a Mormon Canadian Census. genealogy center. On website the Before, census records from those years were available www.familysearch.org, the only from a microfilm set Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints allows searchers spanning 56 compact discs a search process many found to find ancestors not only by cumbersome and name, but by race, birthplace, or neighbors name. location to People either had debacle concerning those damn sports, especially football, is supdowomen sideline sportscasters posedly an exclusively-mal- e with amusement. It seems the minion. Men cant handle the XYs poor sot had the audacity on fact that we simple-minde- d Boomer Esiasons weekly MSG could ever possibly handle such Network sports-tal- k program to editorialize about the inappropriateness of women sportscasters. How dare Rooney openly express sentiments shared by the majority of outdoor plumbing-type- s in the nation! Sideline women have oft been a source of blistering comments around my house which incidentally, has been inhabited almost entirely by men... with the exception of me, of course. Sure, like she has a clue what an option is, one scoffed re- concepts as higher-thinkin- g sports. at some point, dont you think that women need to be And practical? I mean, being the sex goddesses that we are, there are serious considerations when talking sideline sports coverage. For instance, it doesnt take a rocket scientist to figure out that high heels and astroturf are not friends. Sure, football cleats are one thing, but two inch for make dont spikes easy mo3-- 12 bility when talking manual transportation. The elements present a prob- cently. I bet she thinks a quarter- lem as well. Being from Wisconback sneak, another one says sin, I can assure you football , with a sneer, is a guy stepping games are never canceled-no- t This card is WORTH UP 10 11823. Bring it Each Time You Visit Out Store. $1 Value Minimum Award JIeqk, the EPAhas our laundry room named on its most toxic list! out on his girl. for rain, not for blinding snow, fives nor for snot- - freezing cold! Think Laughter erupts and high all around. of the havoc weather wreaks on a female sideline broadcaster. A What are these women think- good rain would make her masing, anyway? They surely know cara look like the coal under the by now the only real opinion eyes of the football players. women are supposed to possess concern cooking recipes, cleanWhile Rooney might have been attracsexual and ing products guilty of not being politically-corretion. in his comments, I think Which brings me to my next his words were actually meant We all need to thought. Since I do have the life tongue-in-cheeexperience of living with a retain our sense of humor, and bunch of athletic men, I have a be able to poke fun at ourselves bit of insider information. Men and one another. arent overly appealing up close After all, sports provide men and personal after having been with some kind of bonding outengaged in said sporting activi- let. They cant express to a ties. Heck, the EPAhas our laun- woman what they are really dry room named on its most toxic thinking but they sure as heck list! can rattle off enough sports g women rehetoric during a football game These sports-castinare treading on thin ice. Theyve to make you think their cerewandered into enemy territory. brum is in desperate need of a Theyre forgetting the whole timeout. Awattmeetion m6 DO HOT OPEN THIS SEAL w jw Mtyeci to t WM t jny mtotet. or any mi itt cento mtduttul or w y bcs trow or I artk rtmmA fry wot. 4 ttfwt g AUTHORIZED PERSONS!7,!, MUST REMOVE ' poNOMOyto VOID IF TAMPERED WITH ct k. If Make your Thanksgiving reservations at the Rocking V Cafe NOW! 1 Call FUN! HOLIDAY CASH IS EASY TO WIN! Pick up your FREE Holiday Cash Card when you visit our store. 1) 2) Bring your card each time, you visit our store and our cashier will record your visit and validate your purchases. 3) After you have filled your card, the store manager will remove the seal in the Holiday Cash AWARD SECTION. (Please do not remove the scratch-of- f yourself. Doing so will make your card invalid.) 4) YOU WILL WIN from $1 Valueup to GLAZIER'S $10001 NO PURCHASE NECESSARY, 644-800- 97 W. Center Street A A Kanab, omplete rules available at participating stores. it:- AHsf $ mW !!!! |