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Show School SOUTHERN UTAH NEWS WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 13, 2002 15 Crankcase rambling By Clint Chick Nielsen, Direc- tor of Kanab Outreach Program Universal truths that will ring down the corridors of time! (Lloyd Baker to Hal Hamblin) Are you any relation to your sister Karen? (I think theyre distant cousins, Lloyd.) (Jim Glover) If I entered into an agreement with that man, I would be sticking my head in a moose! (Hope it doesnt have bad breath, Jim.) (Betty Purvis) Im not indecisive! Am I indecisive? (Nah, Betty, youre not indecisive.. .are you?) big Buckaroo welcome to Marilyn Stewart and Lindsey Johnson who are doing their student teaching this semester. Marilyn (pictured above) is working with with two kindergarten students in Mrs. McFaddens class. Lindsey (pictured below) is reading to a group in Mrs. Heatons second grade class. They are both doing a terrific job and the kids just love them! Welcome to KES ladies! A (Lamar Sullivan) If Lincoln were alive today, hed roll over in his grave! (Thats ok, Sully, they buried him in a large casket.) (Dennis Brunner to Sidekick Mike) I told you to make one longer than the other. Instead, youve made one shorter than the other-juthe opposite! Our new (Kevin Glazier) school flag will be orange and green. It will be known as the Kanab Middle School Tricolor. (Good, Kevin, and if we reduce the flag to one color, we can call .) it the Kanab (Royce Gillespie) Clint, you take bus 95 and go ahead. I will send a bus after you to lead the way. (Royce, did you once work for the Bill Clinton Adminst Dual-Color- istration?) (Carol Sullivan) They gave me a standing observation. (Gee, Carol, I hope you had on your Sunday best.) (George Kelly) Everybody wants to jump into my throat! (Would that be a Swan Dive or a FE1GG 26th Annual Sale B2LIUGRY WITHIN 300 MILES WITH PURCHASE OF 5 BULLS OR MORE Contact Bob Hardman, Sates Manager 970-32743- 00 FIREPLACES & STOVES SPAS or Micheal Ripp POOLS GRILLS SAUNAS O CO show you how to HBACf vour home & save BIG money! Will S This is a 0 out-thin- For numerous years the wrestlers have been my babies. Ive defended them, burped them, d and them. Id like to pay a special tribute to one of them who will probably end his wrestling career tomorrow at Millard. Hes quite a guy! Two or three years ago Josh Baca lost his right arm in a real tragedy. He had just begun his wrestling career. The loss of a limb would have devastated most anyone, especially an athlete. Not so, Josh! He continued his wrestling showing even more dedication and determination than he had exhibited before his terrible loss. He hasnt won many bouts but, those who have face. faced him knew that they had been in a real fight! Josh, when he went down, went down with all guns firing! Youve been a credit, Josh, to yourself, your family, and the entire wrestling team. A tip of the old chapeau to iL you, Josh. Youre world class. Then theres my good pal, Jim Ott, of olden days.. .went out to lunch one fine day and never came back. I tried to have a wet-nurse- -- st in ( t vl ft o S 0 (866) Kanab 1 068 S. Hwy 89A Toll-Fre- e GAME ROOM ACCESSORIES Y(li .? i)s iifiiilihijw i rii I St '(, credit hour class running for 8 weeks Beginning February 19 and going through April 16 Cost for the course is $54 The text is reasonable at $29.95 Tuesdays 5:30 - 7:30 2 Experience the s COLD! Elation of CalSpas! I 644-360- he was one bodacious football block player. He could cross-bod- y He cant the Chrysler Building. k a cedar tree but he can rip it out of the ground by its roots. Probably eat it after he yanks it out. The Region Wrestling Tournament at Fillmore is now history. Ive seen more sportsmanship at a M.G.M. movie where they threw the Christians to the lions. Most athletes do pretty well ( a few are sullen and bitter about losses), but the coaches and fans resemble Jason in Friday the Thirteenth... two exceptions, the Coach from Enterprise and Coach Larry Clarkson. What are you doing there, Mike, Larry? Youre as out of place as Mother Teresa at a cannibals convention. Ricky Thomas of Kanab won the Heavyweight Class. Great job, Rick! As a reward Ill let you punch Royce Gillespie! Hey, times running out like Fat Clint falling through a rip in his pants. Come see 01 Crankcase about the summer schedule. He?ll be the one with glazed eyes and a stupid look on his The Dixie College Kanab Outreach Program is offering even more in computer knowledge! Corel Word Perfect Fundamentals (Word Processing) 970-874-512- 7 09 09 Q. battle of wits once with 01 Jim but he was unarmed.. .however, 5 Over 200 Top Qualty Bulls 1 The second block computer class will begin Tuesday, February 19. It is word processing and will cost $54 for the eight week course. Text books are $29.95. Time is 5:30 until 7:30 p.m. The instructor is again sweet Crystal Holliday, almost as lovable as 01 Crankcase himself. You want computers? This gal knows computers. What does 01 Crankcase know? Well, he knows that Royce Gillespie is half a bubble off plumb. COMPUTERS, COMPUTERS, COMPUTERS Delta Salas Yard Delta, CO BtllvU 12 Gainer, George? v Sat Mar 9 Noon 0 2 644-360- EVAPORATIVE COOLERS 1 The course is being taught by Crystal Holliday, Contact Clint Nielsen at Workforce Services, 0 m o 644-891- , |