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Show Kocku Mountain L Scorv JLW If JLJW October 14, 1965 DamnYankees Several Hits A Run Or, Two, A Few Errors fans and widows. baseball didnt quite jell. by Gene Townsend A reviewer must start at the beginning of his subject matter ... .and a critique of the Valley Music Halls latest house-jamm- er, "Damn Yankees, should begin on a sour note ... to parallel the orchestras opening music. Jose Ferrer, playing Mr. Applegate, traded his big nose and poetic heart from his "Best Actor of the Year performance of Cyrano de Bergerac, for a magic cigarette and a devils heart. After the lights were dimmed, the orchestras split-no- te enshrouded with cresendo poor transitions caused some to wonder if the pack was following the leader, or vice-verIt may be no big thing, but the orchestra "blew it and as a result "Six Months Out of Every Year, sung by Joe, Harry Stanton, Meg, Norma Larkin and the The script was cleverly localised with quips by Mr. Wives can be Applegate, more trail e than the Mormon Church, a threat by Robert Nash, playing the Senators manager, If you guys sa. Portrait of Fall will be the theme of the Mount Olympus Garden Club flower show to be held October 20 at the Garden Center in Sugar House Park. Club members will participat in the show under the direction of Mrs. Robert Toombs, The event will be open to the public from 2 until 8 P.M. and flower show chairman. The flower show schedule has been compiled by Mrs. Homer Hale, Mrs. Robert Savage and Mrs. Edwin Swenson. dont settle down. to farm some of Im going you out to the Salt Lake Bees, and a muse by Gretchen Wyler, th naturally sexy, blonde bomb known in the day as Lola... Before I was bewitched, I was the ugliest girl in Kanab, THE BUTTON BOX by PAT CUMMINGS Utah. Pity The Ive been worried lately about that keyed-u- p executive. the one who's You know going to unwind in that hotel. How in the world can he into that taxi to get hotel? course Of maybe you're not following me. Maybe I read the advertisements in magazines and newspapers a little more carefully than most people because that's my business. But lately, an ad has been appearing with a picture of this poor, harried executive (oft to heaven knows where) to attend meetings and ap-tdoeea in a ways from home, Chicago taxi driver le another kettle of fish. . is sir? bti! You know your keys showing? What Hey wind-u- p ere you Hes so keyed-u- p, that his key is showing, n really is! Right straight out of tbs back of his impeccably tailored Brooks Brothers suit protrudes a giant wind-u- p key. ' Now the idee of the whole advertisement if the fact that this poor man can relax and unwind during hie business travels at a certain hotel But the ed raise several definite In the problem for me. how can he gwt first place in the taxi with that big key sticking out? (Yon know yourself bow hard it is to get Inside any car these days ) Well Imagine trying to do It rushing madly, carrying a with a two foot brief case metal key protruding from your back. 1 dont think it could be dose without removing th roof. And what do yon euppos the taxi driver would say? If I were In Chicago, and I had a great big wind-u- p key in my back, the very last thing 1 would do would be to get in taxi. Id rather walk. Avenue Stroll down with two Michigan heads 0 K People there couldn't care leaa. But a some kind of a nut key? . . . 15 . . . this key permanent fixture, p .... ' Oh yes, definitely. or somethin? .... p 'Mmmm key 15 Inches. Leave to waist an 8 Inch hole for the key, Albert. Now, sir, shall we trench seam or buttonhole around this key opening? .... 1 answer to that statement. 1 And then there's the intriguing matter of how the man rot hie coat on over the key in the first place. Better Thats wind-u- up to you. Youre where did he get the still coat to fit th key? the tailor. Very good sir. Then I presume you would also like I presume be must be quite e wealthy executive, the kind who wears only custom tailored suits. I can see him now, going into discreet, little shop and saying, Id like to ed to coordinate with the hole for the , , mmmm . . . windup key? shirts t order s suit made, please.' Very food, sir. just step this way urements If youll for meas- Take this mmmm ....wrist .... down, Albert to ....... shoulder neck to shoulder 32 10 ... . . back of neck to . . . and undershirts tailor- Sleep on his stomach? Cut a two foot slit in his bed? And then he has to cope with revolving doors, escalators, elevators, ocean travel (will salt air rust the keyed-u- p executive?), laughing child-dre- n, barking dogs, and a mother-in-la- w who always said that Camille should never have married a man who belonged to a key club. as . .mm old wife. Brian program notst Avery may be on of the youngest actors ever to draw Social Security.. ..at are 18 months, be obtained his Social Security card while doing a role in a Universal film with Gladys George. A And If wind-u- p keys turn out to have dominant genes, perhaps we can soon expect a whole flock of little executives, Jr. grade, with little wind-u- p keys in all their backs. 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Olympus Branch (Meeting Room) 2855 East 33rd South 7:30 PM Thera's A HIGH Heres your opportunity to ' .crease your knowledge of investing at one GOT SOMETHING U'HAUL exciting A Wouldnt you like to know more about investing in stocks and bonds? ATTENTION! RENTA ms Gretchen Wyler left at least half th audience she did more strut kicking, and hip movement than any other actress yet to hit the Valley Mafic Hall. Her costumes were of th devils design red, low-c- ut and lose. Miss Wyler has more moves than any five 1 Go-girts appearing at the Top-H- at , ; d I HUNTER'S TO HAUL .... it t . wind-u- . mmm he tad TV Viewer Keyed-U- p Brian Avery, the thora in the hoof of devil Applegate and the ' Damn Yankees, pulled off a rood performance and touched the audience's heart as he almost convinced them that an old man rives the bod th tame of ,an 18 year-ol- d, and of a baseball all-st- ar sex ala Lola, could still remain loyal to his then twice CWHR) from four years of trumpet practice. What Lola wants, Lola gets. . . and no amount of gyrations for quite a- weakened Joe whlle. The evils of a free press were symbolized by Shirley a Clambers, as Gloria lady journalist working as a sports writer, bent on proving something shady about the Senators new hero when she found out that Joe couldnt wear the baseball shoes that he brought from home. Every impossible situation has a solution and the audience was kept mystified as to whether or not the devil owned Joes soul. ...which path that of lusty he would take pleasure, or his previous one of marriage ideals. Lola almost goes soft as The Good Old she sings while Mr. Appleton Days, tells the lady journalist to go home, have children and get in that order. married Damn Yankees However, didnt cod on a sour note... the actors didnt sing any. In future performances, the "laugh-per-ho- ur rate might be Increased if the stage mikes were turned up. 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