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Show April 1, 1968 BRIGADIER 2 Page ( at Nw High club organized for specialists s tfEto ftBo Leishman fakes Watts place as cage mentor BY editorials - m' in April fools receive presents the The Wildcats teletype received word today from the BYU press rabbit hunts Roundball coach Stan Watts has been appointed Athletic Director of the Y next year. Floyd Millet, present director, will retire this summer. Courtney Leishman was named as the new Cougar mentor and will begin recruiting immediately. Pete Witbeck will remain at the school as Leishmans assistant coach. Leishman will start his college coaching career with 10 years experience behind him. Since that time he has compiled a 70 percent win record, and coached baseball and football at BY High. The Cougar squad and Coach Leishman will get to know each other better this summer when they tour the world, revisiting 20 teams. different The Cougars will play such exciting teams as the that Cougar club will come into exisabsent-minded- ? for Fools that tence this week and be officially pitfall Day, April known as the Rabbits Gun Club. began as a rude shock to the forgetful people who gave presents on New Years Day. Activities will include various In the Dark Ages, it was customary to send presents to Jack Rabbit hunts to Mercer,. friends on the first day of the year. Then, Christmas was a Utah, and night hunting across purely religious holiday, and the parties and presents were the lake. exchanged during the New Years celebration, which lasted Game bagged by members will from aboutJUarch 21 to April 1, with April 1 being the high be limited to rabbits, beer cans, point of the holiday. and horses who have their In 15G1, when the Gregorian calendar was introduced, rats, Rattlesnakes are the chained. feet New Years Day 'syas changed to January 1. The flub-club- s who forgetfully gave gifts on April 1 were called April only exceptions. The constitution of the club fools. They were given gifts (such as dead toads) the next year, in return, and finally the custom degenerated into calls for a formal screening by adviser Hal Williams, President a series of practical jokes. English-speakin- g all in is celebrated Fools Orton (Who always carries Brent nearly Day April countries ; in England and the European countries, a .22 rifle), and Secretary-TreasurClint Williams. the victim is called an April fish, probably because he took the bait. Brian Lambert, Billy ChristianAnd thats what this issue is fishy! sen, and Leonard Lee usually drive the bombs used in the adventurous trips, although Leonard has been known for walking farAll Provo High students are enther and faster than he has drivcouraged to submit their applicaen. tions for BY High studentbody Safety precautions will be taken offices by Thursday, April 4. on all expeditions. Each person With the announcement of the should have a car jack, two StuFor sale: One slightly used Alge-- reopening of the school, the weeks supply of food, candy bars, dent Council decided to return bra I book. See Linda Grow. Indian blankets, gun, Provo Highs kindness. It was felt weiners, ammunition, sleeping bag, pillow, For sale: One jar of pickled frogs. that all Provo High students spare tire, red warm clothing and See Bro. Allman. should have the same opportunity rugged boots not house slippers. BY High students. as For sale: One balance beam, Persons wishing to become All Provo High students wishthree legs. See Miss Jensen. members should not join if an ing to run for the studentbody ofclass. For sale: Fifth period art fices or cheerleader should submit enemy of theirs has enlisted. Bro. See Accidents do happen with shotBlankenship. Cheap. their applications to Mrs. Thursguns. For sale: Eight sets of used ton. All applications must contain One more thing, a snow shovel of students. five the signatures stairs. Call the physical plant. 1.5 is recommended; would you bemust a have All applicants For sale: One little theatre. See grade-poiaverage to run for lieve a helicopter? Bro. Bowthorpe. studentbody offices, and a 1.0 grade-poiaverage to run for Do you want to become a memThought: If you laid all the people cheerleader. Cheerleader appliof in Sacrament Watchers Whewbird ber of the cants can be boys or girls, and who fall asleep to end, theyd be a meeting end America Club? Join now! For apg they must all have comfortable.5 lot more legs! Good luck, Provo High plication see Bro. Penrod. MemAnonymous bership is limited, so hurry! A new er Want all-st- Provoans invited $4 A ar star-studde- d Efforts on upswing wmiw. Argentina Romans, which won chamthe Catholic Russian the last year; pionship Viet Rongs, a team that averages 66. is also included on their agenda. ' It is interesting to note that the Red team is the highest paid squad in the sport of basketball. This game will be played in Moscow, the home of the coaching staff and team members. Two recruited transfers, one from the Church College of Hawaii and the other from North Dakota, will enhance the splendor of next seasons play. Maury Monari, a 65guard from Honolulu, averaged 42 points for the professional Hawaii Pineapples. U. Nit Rimmiss, a 6 9 transfer, boasted a 17.3 rebounding record for the Fargo Junior College Fire Chiefs. He also had a 19 point average and let his teammates in assists. Both rer cruities are LDS, and will compete the summer tour with the BYU cagers. d Warner, Lythgoe, Limu, Howard some of last years re, ulars will compete for starting berths with Monari and Rimmiss. Leishman,. no doubt, will have a tough time deciding who will complete the starting five. The Press noted that Bart Johnson has decided to drop his pro baseball contract to return to school. Johnson plans to announce whether he will play any sports later in the year, most likely after registration. The Press also disclosed that feY High Coach Tom Burr turned down a university offer to coach the Cougar scrapplers next year. He told reporters he is considering a contract with Bluff High School in San Juan County concerning a coaching and health professorship. All-Chur- . means it's spring that spring weather is here, many teachers notice a sudNow den rise in studying and homework. BY High students desert baseball fields and spend all their free time indoors doing homework and make-u- p assignments. While the teachers are pleased to have such alert, serious pupils in their classes they are concerned about their missing sleep, exercise, and fresh air. The way assignments are pouring in on time, there will be nothing for them to correct the last week of school. Students are urged not to work so hard, to allow the last term to pass without spending quite so much time on homework. wide-awak- e, nt nt good-lookin- 1984 Who's Who 'Iis ts BY High s fabulous (loss of '68 In the current issue of the 1984 Whos Who, one finds the following infamous or famods in peoples names who graduated BY 68 of Ctass from High. the Jens Fugal is now wearing No. ll 13 for the Philadelphia 76ers ' team. Scott H in tie now kbac- up Alexander Shriner as the Mormon Tabernacle Choir organist. Stevftbavis quit and went back bas-icetba- the Brigadier smear published under A Detenthe authority of Brigham Young Univertion Center Inmates, 500 North sity Avenue. Provo. Utah. 1965-6ly rating .. Smear of the Year 0. NSPA 4 1966-6- 7 Pc Dunk High award, 1784 Good Housekeeping seal of approval 1967-6- 8 School enrollment falling Cannonisky Assistant Feditor .... Sylvis Spearsburg, ltd. Kimsky Hansonisky News feditor G. Treadheavily Sports feditor Save Soap (40 o) Snorts informers Mustave Ashwort D. Clarkenstein Business manglers L. Fordenstein, MS D. Clarkenstein Shutterclickers L. Fordenstein, MS Fediter-in-chi- N. ef ohange-distributi- on " vlncentski Richanstein Mustave Ashwort D. Artict wo (1 Supreme sovi - 'JSSSS Herry q williamisky from A Frank Edmunds is first chair tuba player for the New York Philharmonic. Larry Ford is being cast for the head role in the second production of King Rat. sells sun Billy Christiansen Diane Alaska. in Adak, lamps picture appears in a before and after photograph in Ladies Home Journal. Becky Redd is a sheep rancher in Skull Valley, Utah. Wilbur Newland is a bar tender in Caesars Palace, Las Vegas. in Terri Fisher is a meter-mai- d Harlem, New York, and runs an wig salon. Looking deeper in the files, one finds that Mr. and Mrs. Joseph West are now both starring in the e : hit Lani and Josh. Garth Wilde runs the claims office for uranium mining on Bird Island. Harold Ricks runs a new Club in Hanksville, Bunny Utah. John Maas, with partner Leaf Treely, now runs a fertilizer outfit in Goshen. Gary Golightly is now a head singer for a pop group called The Cowbells. Thomas Nibley writes the daily horoscope for the Provo Herald. toil -- f , : "HM . . to Arizona. So-war- all-nig- all-tim- ht Kevin Moss runs a burger joint on south University Avenue in Provo. Brian Lambert manages a basketball team for the deaf and dumb.- - Janet Curtis is a go-gdancer in the Arthur in New York City. Mike Ahlander is still a drumcombo called mer for a third-rat- e The Maxfred Seers. Larry Curtis has changed his name to Clem Jones and now makes trophies for the State Fair Bull auctions. Karen Andersen now sings brail to the deaf in New Jersey. Steve Cruze owns a delicatessen in Miami Beach. Drexel Clark studies Arabic languages in Tel Aviv, Israel. Looking even deeper into the files, one finds that Dave Clark is a whiskey sampler for Schekle-grubDistilleries in Milwaukeer-Wisc- . Jim Innes plays the trombone for The Juarez Tin. Paula Goff manufacters parkas in Needles, Calif. Brian Lambert is head editor of The Improvement Era, and Ralph Olson is head of the Boy Scouts of Amerio er ca. Dave Keith appears weekly on as Championship Wrestling Majestic Armpits. Scott Royall is president of Deseret Industries. Leonard Lee is now the French Mission president for the Seventh Day Adventist Church. Clint Williams' smile appears coast tq, coast in Crust toothpaste advertisements. Rachel Wallace writes music for kazoo bands. Jeris Walker pulls taffy in a prominent Indianapolis candy store'. Christeena Richards plays the Lionvibraphone, and backs-u- p el Hampton on his days off. Cheryl McKinnon, Jaclcy Ovard, Veea Palmer, and Brent Orton all high-stefor, the Rockettes in Radio City in New York City every Friday and Saturday. Jenni Austin is the American Ambassador to Rhodesia. Janeen Acord paints license plates in Anaheim, Calif. Ann Tippetts is still a Ron Smith plays clarinet for a Puerto Rican steel drum band. George Shaw melts down saxophones for the United States new brass reserve. Merri Valgardson is President John-Joh- n Kennedys press agent. Natalie Taylor models ads for Summer Blonde. p High-Steppe- r. Janice Keeler tunes pianos in Cleveland. Valerie Yorgason is now living in Arizona with Steve on his lizard ranch. Marie Anderson models for magazines. Julie Anderson is a flute teacher. Paul Christensen puts computers out of business. Greg Clark owns Ahlander Harruns and Hoovers on dware, weekends. Yes, and Linda Egbert still lives. Paul Hintze models for Vogu e magazine. Glorianne Howard is now starring in the final Broadway production of Funny Girl. Sara Willis teaches English in Selma, Ala. Kathy Bennion is the new librarian at the multi- - million dollar BY Laboratory Schools at BYU. Anita Johnson with 13 1984 is the Mrs. Americhildren, ca. Liza Bennion remains the leading Twiggy hair style proponent after all these years. Chad Murdock is the chief fiddler for the Grand Ole Oper. Kathryn Thurston is the onlp Class of 68 member to still be seeking her high school diploma. Brook Parker gave up farming to play drums' with the Slow Transit. |