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Show Friday, August 23, 1946 THE In T ribute - - - Y What I Would Do If sU(ent ... . body join in tribute to Dr. Voolf for the fine leadership which paving he has given to Y High YOU WERE .School. h or the past eleven years Dr. Woolf has been instru-mentm leading the student body towards higher ideals and ambitions which have added improvement to our school, and which have enabled us to obtain higher standards. Vve wll never forget his understanding attitude in giving personal guidance in both our school work and extracurricular activities. Not only has Dr. Woolf acted as principal and teacher to the students, but he has been a personal friend to each and everyone of us. Such tolerance as he has given us those cold winter mornings when for such reasons as failure of the alarm to work, and visiting relatives, we came in need of excuses, will never be forgotten. Also other little minor . . . problems!! . . which usually ended in detention. However no hard feelings are held, and these expri-ence- s are looked back upon as th necessary evils of high school life which we all enjoyed. Dr. Woolf has always lead the way in supporting the school games, dances and other activities. All of us will remember his conducting of the weekly assemblies, especially the annual salute to the student body officers following that good old French Custom. All of these things prove how capable his leadership has been. In closing, we wish to extend our heartiest thanks to Dr. Woolf, and offer the hope that he will remember the Student Body of B. Y. High School with the same friendly feeling with which we of the High School remember him. al Beyond The Crossroads This world is undoubtedly going to be a more exciting place when the graduates of last year proceed to carry out their ambitions and choose unusual vocations. To prove that the students from the Y High possess originality, we have gathered together (from not too reliable sources) some remote ideas concerning the careers of the departed seniors. From the plans of our student body officers alone, we see the wide variety of occupations these ambitious people plan to follow. We shall all bid farewell to Bob Morgan, who is off to the U where, if everything goes as scheduled, he will become an ex- - Y High Needs Traditions i How many people would know that B. Y. High is the oldest established high school in the state of Utah? It was founded in 1875, and yet we have no yearly traditions with which to back this fact. should The students of '46-4- ? take it into their hands to make and everyone aware of this fact, to remedy the situation. A school 71 years old should certainly have yearly traditions to look forward to each fall as school opens. Since it has not been done before, the present student body with a whole acyear ahead of us should take tion immediately. One of the first things to be done is the setting of a certain date, possibly a whole week for This celebration, homecoming. work some put behind it, with could really be carried out in fine style. It would give the alumni of Y High a chance to visit their old Alma Mater and be honored by the present student L D C A T perienced veterinarian. Our vice president, Shirlee Gourley plans to enrich her life by becoming a psychiatrist. La Dean Andersons future is probably the most definite. She plans to become the worlds best housewife. So goes the careers of our officers. Now on the plans of the other graduates. James Pinegar dreams of becoming the screens greatest lover, while El Ray Richins plans on the more substantial career of an optometrist. Frankie Glasgow is going to live a life of excitement with a nightclub and all the trimmings. To add to the atmosphere she will call it The Spider Web, with Barry Avery in a shining coat of armor at the door, and Marie Dean as chief cook and bottle?? washer. Vern Smith will brush aside the glitter and swank of the big city to carry out his fondest dreams of becoming a rancher in the wild and woolly west. Stirl Broad-hea- d is going to be a sheep herder on a ranch nearby. Stan Hall and Curtis Colvin intend to become great chemists, if they dont become overactive with their junior chemistry sets in their childhood. Chuck Craven is going to earn his living as a trapeze artist. Ross Vieweg will win the undying gratitude of all the students when he designs the new buildings for the high school. (Continued on page 4) A TEACHER: When Who Where In starting we want to say we hope you all had a nice vacation. As for We hope you all had a nice vacation. us we are well and happy except for a few minor details such as burned backs, peeling noses, sprained limbs and other painful but joyful memories. All in all the summer really has been swell, but now is the time to put away all our stringless tennis rackets, sun-ta- n lotion and settle down for another nine months in the monastery of University and Sixth North. However, when the classes get extremely boring, during those long cold winter days we can look back upon our many and varied vacations of the summer of Owen H.: Id sell pop in the hall and collect for pocket money. Joan Shriver: Id change the meaning of E from failure to excellent. i Jim Baird: Id reverse the time element; 10 minute classes, 50 minute rests. (??) Yolanda P.; Id quit charging 10c for report cards. Vern Whatcott: Id put loung46. ing chairs in all the class rooms for the purpose of kids who like Remember the day those Junior girls were going around to sleep. town painting all the stop lights a permanent green, in Lois B.: What I would do would hopes their drivers tests would be easier to pass. All be too funny for words. John M.: Id dismiss school so went well, but they made us apologize to Judge Terry the all the students could go play next day. pool! Then there are the We with Boys!! heartily agree Gene Tuttle: Id quit! nice to them would have a new buildbeen have it though, Dick Bigelow: I wouldnt emso barrass the student in class ing next year. Too bad Provo City has improved their Fire much. have you seen the new fire engine? Dick Boyle: Id kill all the equipment. By the way Bob reminds me It Ks model A not in appearance but in kids! of The only difference is the fire engine has eight wheeels, Bobs only has three at least thats the CLASSES: Mr. Lewis: Id try and find the number in use at any on time. easiest way to learn the most, (art We want to congratulate all you budding tennis stars thou lazy?) Mrs. Caine: Id groan at my own from B. Y. Congratulations all you budding tennis High. tests! Harold C., Bob K., Lamar R., and Mr. Clark: Id ask a thousand stars from B. Y. High. questions. Paul Salisbury who will be starting his sophomere year at Mr. Jensen: Id go fishing. SeriI the Y next year. ously though, Id make certain wanted to take the class first. Remember the time we were at Zions and those fools Mr. Andrus: Id take advantage of every moment! .tried to carry off the Great White Throne. After having Dr. Woolf: Id surely enjoy life. I would try to develop a goal to their heads held under the Virgin River they apologized, work to and not waste so much Were sorry we said. time. Then I would make a date with one of the cute high school We have the ambitious type-eve- n at the Y. Those girls and really have fun. Mrs. Hart: Id be kind to train- wonderful people who work for a living. Our senior girls ing teachers! I would get up one especially. Joyce Atkinson is in California posing as a sechour earlier so I could have extra retary, nice job if you have the right boss, A hum! Her time in the evening for social life. and Shirley C. have a rather shady job, Mrs. Bauer: Learn a faultless pals Virginia me wrong, they are usherettes at the Academy. technique for sluffing and learn dont take how to polish apples. Speaking of working, many of our up and coming boys of Mr. Christensen: I wouldnt like the sophomore and junior classes have been spending many it at all! delightful hours cleaning up the old domain. They can be seen almost any hour during the day scrubbing walls and cleaning floors, or scrubbing floors and claaning walls. Mainly horsing around and dodging the boss. One morning on the way to work we saw Kent Stahlei There are only two reasons for worry; either you are successful, leaning against a building with an extremely malnurished or you are not successful. If you look about him. In words scarcely audible he murmed, Im are successful there is nothing to I havent enough strength to get worry about, if you are not suc- hungry, Im starving! cessful there are only two things home. Do you know that I havent had my dinner, or even to worry about; either your health any lunch, Im ravished! I said, But Kent, it is only seven is good, or you are sick. If your oclock in the Amazed he stood up Gee my morning health is good there is nothing to He watch our brooms and mops all carried then stopped! worry about, if you are'sick there are only two things to worry the way to work. YOU WERE A STUDENT: noticeability. Why Worry? about. You are either going to get well or you are going to die. If you are going to get well there is nothing to worry about, if you are going to die there are only two things to worry about; you are either going to heaven or you are not. If you are going to heaven there is nothing to worry about, if you are going to the other place youll be so busy shaking hands with old friends you wont have time to worry, so WHY WORRY? Owen Heninger. Janie after working very diligently at Zions all summer has decided to open a place of her own on the campus. It will serve as a refuge for all the dissilusioned and lonely members of Y High and will be called The Last Resort. Doug Thayer played Mother to twenty little scouts on an expedition to Yellowstone Park. On the way he broke his glasses, broke his teeth, broke his watch and payed fifty dollars for the privilege. Then there are the scholarly folk who actually enjoyed school enough to attend summer school. They soon realized their mistake however, and were they glad when the six weeks were over! With such a tradition set as the carry on beginning we could our school from there, and give the standing which would enable us to be recognized throughout the ststs Many improvements have come forth in the last few years, and With every student backing the someY, it would be possible for to accomplished. be thing Our basketball team has already ne the nickname achieved have who all and point wonders, watched our games vouch for the fact that not even the college teams play such a fast brand of . baU. Last year our type team took honors in the annual meet, and our speech department has shown varied outstanding work in itstalent m We have great plays. fine and our music department, things are expected for next year. our Starting with this issue, and enlarged, been Yld Cat has is now a part of the nation wide Quill and Scroll Club, with the privilege of carrying the insignia on the mast head. B. Y. High School indeed has the foundations for becoming a school of improvement based on tradition. All that is needed to reach this goal is an organized movement of the student body and faculty. We need some positive action now!! Page Three California seems to have been the popular spot for this summer. The old saying go west young man has really been taken to heart, and the populas of Y High are only now gradually migrating back to their old home grounds. R. D. is really an old hand at hauling hay and milkcows. Wonder how long its going to take him to get ing his shoes back on so he can come to school? If youve noticed those yellow cabs buzzing around town its just Jay B. and Joe S. playing chauffeur. Looks like the navy has a new member. A1 Norton will soon be wearing bell bottom trousers. Sy a prospecter and hopeful millionare has been pann- ing for gold in Nevada. For the benefit of all you new comers to the Y we think it only right that you should know that our new seca very sweet girl, has during this retary, though she-isummer become a jerk (soda that is). Now that the leaves are beginning to fall, and the last rose of summer has withered away, we will gather up our books and wend our way towards the good old building to further our education?? Well see you soon in the halls, till then we remain Your informatively, PROP N GANDA. s th mattc, poctoa vjhats WV5ELF TOGtTHLp. ' VCMOvjJ X OON!T X 4UYT CftN'T PULL 9 |