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Show I'll KINGS. PROVO Brown says that, although a womans age is undeuialy her own, she can never be induced to PROVO MANUFACTURING own it. It is suggested that auts would make good aron- police-officer- to In addition to their present and ever increasing stock of of so of What is the difference between fixed stars and The first are shooting stars? suns, the second darters. Helpful Progeny. A druggist not famed for his beauty has a hoieful sou who, a neighbour lias his fathers ments. lini- Dry Goods, Groceries, Carpets, Woolen Goods, Fancy Notions, Queensware, Stoves, Paints and Oils, Wagon Timber, Hats and Caps, Boots and Shoes, Con. affirms, ts FARM ... . One Better. Gentlemen at the house of of a lady friend): Is your mistress in? Mary: She is, sur. Gentleman: Is she engaged? Mary: Faith, fdies more than that; shes mar- COMPANY INCLUDING THE .... THE UTAH COUNTY TIMES. STUDEBAKER, x T.. 200,000 pounds of WOOL, K O III C II.. It W THE HICHEST MARKET PRICE l'All) II K IX. CA.SII or CLOTH. Paper of Utah County. Official U.NO Doeskins, Satinets, Kerseys, Jeans, Cheviots, Tweeds, Beppellants, Linseys, Flannels, SPRING WAGONS AND CARRIAGES, Shawls, Blankets, and Yams of all colors, &c., &c., SULKEY AND REVOLVING RAKES; always on hand. VNDTIIK FAMOUS AT PRICES THAT DEFY COMPETITION. CHAMPION, WORLD, RUSSELL, SPRAGUE, -- CASH PAID FOR HIDES AND SHEEP PELTS. WOODS Wheat, Oats1 Barley, Corn, Butter, Eggs and Dried Fruit, taken in exchange for Cloth Wholesale. defy competition. :o:- OK ALL SIZES AND constantly ox hasp AM WORKSHOPS, -- COUNTY TIMES PRINTING AND PUBLISHING PANY COM and ren tains TELEGRAPHIC NEWS, Mining and General CORRESPONDENCE, g ATTENTION-given to the trade. ,53 SPECIAL KATES 5 All orders for goods should be addressed to t JAMES DUNN, Supt. Carefully Prepared EDITORIALS, Interesting and Readable LOCALS, Well Selected WEST STORE, 1 Provo City. DAVID CLIJFF, Jr., ould respectfully inform the people of Utah County and Southern Utah generally, that he has the largest stock of INPORTED HOME-MAD- E FURNITURE SOUTH OF SALT LAKE CITY, CONSISTING IN PART OF WHOLESALE AND RETAIL -- Ac., GROCE $ KATES copy, one year eli months three one Delivered in the elty, per week....... On $(t do J CO 1 so 71 RXB SHOES, HATS $ CAPS, stjpplieS, QUEEUSWARE, with the explanation, Dont fire weve got a policy on him. Pope, dining once with Frederick, Prince of Wales, paid Etc., Etc., Etc., Etc. the Prince many compliments. 1? said the 'I wonder. Pope, (PPrince, "that you who are so severe on kings should lx so comAND It is, replied A CHOICE SELECTION OF plaisant to me. I "because like the the wily hard, lion beforo his claws are grown. Ladies Dress Goods, Flannels, Linseys & Notions, ...... A Scotch minister, meetRubber and Artie Overshoes; Gents under-- j ing one of his parishioners, asked WHEN YOU WANT TO Bu A WAGON GET THE BEST. clothing. Collars, Ties, &cM &c., &.c; her if she was pleased with the sermon that he had preached on ALSO A LARGE ASSORTMENT OF the previous day. On receiving T Einhe in the affirmative, a replv Sugars, Teas, Coffees, Spicos, Raisins, Currants, quired if she understood It all. Bacon, Hams, Nails, Glass, Paints, Oils, Cigars Eh, inon, exclaimed the lady, would I line the presoomption? and Tobacco, and other articles too numerous A Heavy Cook. A New to mention, all cheap for Cash or Produce. York paper has the following IS acknowledged to bo superior to any other among its marine notices! "The in tho market. Ask those who use them, Also a fb.ll line of Provo Manufhcturing Comschooner Albatross was wrecked panys Cloth, Blankets, Shawls, &c., &c., &c. on the coast of Newfoundland on and take their word for it. the 11th inst, the captain swimt)niGIIEST ntICE TAID FOR ALL KINDS OF PRODUCE. cook FOR SALE BY ming ashore, and the female also, she being insured for 15,000 R. f. KIRKWOOD, Agent for ( tab fount'. XySORDERS BY MAIL PROMPTLY FILLED.? dollars, and heavily laden with iron. Wagon Yard at West in Store, Provo City. JaI R- C. KIRKWOOD, Superintendent. FREIGHTERS SrBSCRIPTIOX fOf- Staple I Fancy Dry Goods, BOOTS Ac. Ac., DEALERS IR IIAVE NOW ON HAND A COMPLETE STOCK OF I ITEMS im-l- MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS, GENERAL MERCHANDISE. Bureas, Bedsteads, Parlrfr and Chamber Sets, Sofas, IvE Lounges, Chairs, Tables, Cupboards, Safes, &c which ho will sell cheap for cash or grain. HARDWARE, J ' CENTRE STREET, PROVO CITY, - :o; - RE UTAH - 0f - 2d Fast Main St., TO ORDER. O and Saturday, by tha IIIMD-Q11RTER- WAltE MADE Publlatied every Tuesday, Thursday The very latest MOWERS REAPERS, that All of which we offer at prices PAPER. A LARGE ASSORTMENT OF WHITEWATER; to return soon. I)e coat is gxt! Is no fault of lie coat! Do poy is too tin! Consider the Office. It is related that the secretary of an Insurance company, being in command of,a platoon during the late unpleasantness in Arkansas, struck up the gun of one of his men who was atout to fire at a staff officer, V THE PEOPLES Hill .Sartorial. A perplexed German tailor, who had made a garment for a youth, anil found himself unable to dispose of the surplus fulness which appeared when trying it on tho young candidate, declared, vociferously, -- LA BELLE, A duchess once drove up 1. to the door of Sir James Simpson, FARMERS, FREIGHTERS, BUSINESS MEN and everyand sent tho footman to tell him will do themselves a good turn and us too by calling and that she waited without. Tell body the Duchess, he returned, "that examining prices and quality before purchasing elsewhere. Dr. Simpson is engaged with a washerwoman. S. S. JOKES, SUPT. An Irishman on loard a ship was ordered by one of the officers to go lelow and fetch a S. SOITDERX FIRMTIRE jug of towater, just as the ship was sail. The man hesitated ubout to go, because, as lie said, the vessel being atout to sail, he was COFFINS ROOMS A PAPER FOR THE SUBSCRIBE FOR IT PEOPLE! ! ADVERTISE IN IT -- :o:- -- LBES H- SCIIUTTLER IVAGON - ! COLUMN. BAIN, ried. afraid he should le left tiehind. Said a young married lady recently to a friend :My huland often said lie fore marriage that he would love mo to death, and I really fear he will, for I cannot even visit a neighbors without his falling Uorwiny neck, kissing me twenty times and lagging me V WILL FREIGHT WAGONS, her friends! (Vailing Hardware, Intend to keep a full assortment ol A man was reproached fur not having revenged him-H- f for a caning. Sir, was the rejoinder, 1 never meddle with what passes behind iny back. An agricultural editor winds up an editorial on the wheat crop with the remark, We nave on exhibition in our sanctum a pair of magnitlent ears. The old gentleman who speut a fortune in endeavoring to hatch colts from is now cultivating an eggplant with a view to raising chicks from it. Philosophers say that shutthe eyes makes the sen-- e of ting hearing more acute. A wag says that this accounts fur tho many closed eyes that are seen in church. Tho obituary notice of a - much respected lady concludes with: In her life she was a pattern worthy to lx followed; and her death oh, how consoling to horse-chestnu- OUR - s, as they are accustomed taking people up. Some of the people Leavenworth are said to he lazy, that they write the name the place llworth. BUSINESS. PROVO CITY BUSINESS. CITY The Times JOB OFFICE: Belm entirely New and Complete In lta appointment, la prepared to eiecsi promptly all kinds of NOTES, HANDBILLS DODGERS, LARFTS, RECEIPTS. CHFCKS, TRANSFERS PRATTS, WARRANTS DtTE-BII.- I, DEEDS, NOTICES, STOCK, BLANKS CARDS, TRACTS BOOKS, TAOS, CIRCULARS, Ac., Ac. FLAIN OR IN COLOF ! |