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Show PICKINGS. MISCELLANEOUS. OUR O. SS. COLUMN, MX -- The last Flies.' THE UTAH COUNTY TIMES. A depraved punster says UTAHJSOUTHERN lie shall smoke if he chews, too. It was a bright toy who told his teacher that there were throe sects the male sex, the female sex and the insects. On and after September 10 th, 1874, I. SAN FRANCISCO :o:- TRADE in-voi- Provo Co-operat- RAILROAD. A Boston girl had a man arrested for, winking at her in a street car, and he proved that he had been blind for twenty-tw- o I 1) I. V AJL. . GKEHtf Fall and. Winter Goods, PARLOR STOVES, IN TARGE VARIETIES, AT POSITIVELY LOW FIGURES FOR i2i i 11 mid Dried. Fruit. .... -- SHERMAN Cor. :o:- Official Paper of Utah, County. TAILORING & Kearny and Sutler ESTABLISHMENT, SHEET MUSIC Musical Instruments, I 2 00 nr- 1 1 - V 2 fi i,St LATEST STYLES AT LOWEST RATES. 0 3 . G . ST n Hc. THE PEOPLES PAPER. PROMPT ATTENTION GIVEN TO ORDERS FROM THE MINES ESPECIALLY, AND AS WE INTEND TO AVORK UP SOLELY THE CLOTH MANUFACTURED AT THE PROVO AVOOI.EN FACTORY, AVE CAN SAFELY AVARHANT ALL GARMENTS FIIEE Si: WBOLXSant XSD aiTAtt DliLtXl WHERE WE GUARANTEE THE g. HYDt SAN FRANCISCO, IN ADDITION TO TIIE ABOVE WE HAVE LATELY OPENED A Draper Arrtvo atriamjy... Indianajxdis woman of sixty-fiv- e seeking a divorce la; cause, her Sandy husband wouldnt let her wear a .Innotlon I, lllli Cottonwood red dress to Arrive at Salt l.'vkx tot ween a . ...... The difference fool and a looking-glas- s is said to be that the fool speaks without reflecting, and that the looking-glas- s reflects without sjeaklng. camp-meetin- Institution, IS NOW OFFERING A FIRST CLASS STOCK OF COOK Name of fvatlon. years. A very fat English lady Train ln n boasted that she hnught her hus- Provo band twenty thousand pounds. PleaHntrivi Well, you look it? replied th Ainr.oan Fork friend, ...... It seems hard to seo an TIIAIN8 Mercantile ive and MUSICAL Order MERCHANDlsi from th Interior promptly Mainrr acre Wat c xax Train A. A. M.P. D Y. FUOM 7 0t) When a man breaks his Salt o ' Llttlo Cottonwood 2: neck trying to get out of the way Junction IN SEND ORDERS AND YOUR SUSTAIN 1 50 .. of t lightning bug'. supposing Arrive at 7 !V 49' 4 00 00 of a loco- Samir it to to the head-ligrnbll.linl eierj Tuesday, Thursday niiil1 JL-Lnavr motive, it is time for. him tg sign Sandy .i.OAV. J S. S. JONES, supt: 8 IS IirafH-the pledge. J Jl 7525 and Katnrdny. by the 0 07 I 90 9 20 Fork Somo peoplo complain American lrovr UTAH COUNTY TIMES 2 00 9 S2. .. about their children being non- PIMant ArrhSsat .! io 2 50 is observing, but ,wed like to see Provo PRINTING AND PUBLISHING the child who wont observe how TVo. 1 and 3 will be run Daily. the family pie i cut and who gets Nui. 3, 4, Sand O will b ran the biggest piece. Daily, Hundaya excepted. and contain II Y WhcnaConnecticutdeacon Fnr all Information concerning Freight or Paaaage, apply to somnolent a worshiper nudged FERAMORZ LITTLE, with the contribution box, the Superintendent. awoke partially, .sleepy Individual The very latest SHARP, I dont fren.JAMES smiled, murmured dl Freight and Ticket Agent. smoke! and dropped off again. TELEGRAPHIC NEWS, When you see a man so jurtlckler, says Mrs. Marrowfat, as never to take a glass of water OF without looking through it for Mining and General oo Acknowledged by Kulcian to be the OOi'i insects, dout trust him hes on Pnoed Inatramenti ever offered fcru rvwi CORRESPONDENCE, his way to a drunkards grave. on tble 04. Z iwyv) oooooo The proper way for a lady They are all made of the bet m'- OOOOOOO to direct a letter this fall is to run are 7 3 OCTAVE. AGRAFF 0(00(VM1 fxvootvor the direction from corner to corCarefully Prepared TREBLE FULL .53 2;. ner, scatter three one cent stamps over the envelope, and write: 535555 S I ? I WMt Is EDITORIALS, and are the only FIRST CLAKs ri'J Important on any vacant space 5is gl IS! Branch. 5 sold at left. 53' OOOOOOflOO OOOOOOOO I clasped her tiny hand in vonooo Interesting and Readable mine; I vowed to shield her from OOOOOO AN EXTENSIVE ASSORTMENTOF GOODS ALWAYS the wind, and from the worlds 00000 LOCALS, M 0000 cold storms. She set her beautON HAND TO SELECT FROM CONSISTING OF 000 eous eye on me, and with her lit00 -o tle lips said she, An umbrella will do as well! Well Selected It has been decided in MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS, Kentucky that a man can murder and receive onhis mother-in-lasentence to prison ly a flve-yefor punishment The price wasnt Keep conitantly on band a large and Ac. Ac., Ac,, any cheaper than this before tho well eelected etock of war. . SHOD . r 1 . . . . . COMPANY z. W ANTED 300,000 lbs, I. WOOL. c ? - ENTERPRISE. WOOL ! WOOL ! ! HOME 1 ht 25 cents per ll. will bu paid for a good article, in Olotli at Wholesale. ; avarranted: $400. I JEANS, DOESKINS, KERSEYS, WEST BRANCH, PROVO CITY. w ar ...... A little girl in Boston only GENERAL MERCHANDISE, five years old said to her mother the other day. when she proposed CooiliUng in part of reading her the last number of the Sureery: No. mamma; dont read me that childish stuff. Bead DRY GOODS, rue about the Beecher case. TWEEDS, SATINETS, SHIVEYS, LINSEYS, O SUBSCRIPTION RATES AAATERPROOES, rL:u FLANNELS, BLANKETS, GROCERIES, L An Ohio woman At odd times for nind PACIFIC COAST ACENCY r or THE UNEQUALLED G'b. worked PAINTS, OIL8, years to VAT? AT- 5- WHITE AND piece a bod quilt containing ever XIINERSSUITLIES, COLORED. so many thousand pieces, and ETC. ETC., ETC., then her husband seized it to &C., &C., &C. blanket his mule, and said it on Patronize Home Manufacture, and saved him paying six shillings Bring your Wool; 0for an uruiy blanket. enable us to supply the public Avith a superior article of cloth FAMILY TRADE A SPECIALTY. and yam. The tell this story of an A PAPER FOR THE PEOPLE! old Scotch Judge, who, when one All orders for Goods, should be addressed to, of his colleagues failed to take his JAMES DUNN, Supt. seat on the bench, leaving a brother to excuse his absence on taT All kindt qf Marketable J SUBSCRIBE FOR IT ! the ground that he bad lost his 1ST Produce taken in exchanged I WA.G-022T- S Has he? That wife, exclaimed: ADVERTISE IN IT ! - . Is a good excuse, Indeed; we all had the same. I THE wish naval Agent for Utah An County for the celebrated Captain stood up to go through a country dance with a very fine SCI1UTTLER WAGONS, -lady, who was shocked to observe AULTMAN A CO'S SWEEPSTAKE that his huge and warm haods were not covered according to THRESHERS, said his Captain, etiquette. fair partner, you are perhaps not BUCKEYE HEATERS AND MOW'aware-tha- t "you have not got ERS, BA.I1T The encceM Superb Inatrumatit here nnpualteled in the hletory of aefct,T'. Kenofecture. ime.rs'-They are remarkable for Great and SvreetneH of Tone, and Durabllltj H THE CELEBRATED old-fashion- gloves n.,; . Captain, - never mind, I can wash my hands when weve done. ...... Job says Ids patience is , FURST BRADLEY'S SULKY RAKES AND CIJPrER TLOWS, A :o: The Times JOB OFFICE. and Complete In all Bring entirely HARROWS, WHEELBARROWS, It appointment, prepared to execute nearly exhasutod by watching the promptly all kind of woman of. the period. lie met ETC., ETC., ETC. Miss lately on crown of wore She a' A full supply always on hand at "Broadway. TMNDBILIA. and her around long head, plumes POTHERS, LABFLB her her down ones back; rnFCK8, Ri'CEirrs, trailing SALT LAKE CITY PRICES. TKANSKEP DRAFT, jacket was girt round And about WARIUN not could have She with feathers. DEF.Iis, N0TI0R8, BLANKS STOCK, carried more feathers, unless preTRACTS CARD. In fine, quoth viously tarred. BOOKS, TAOS, CIRCULARS, Job, who is fond of scriptural quo SATISFACTION GUARANTEES. Ac., Ac, tations. she looked as though ROBERT V. KIRKWOOD. she had taken up her bod and walked. I Agent. PLAIN OR IN COLORS . New 1 The ifori Boairabl. Jnidniment In the churrh and parlor. Orer 28,000 no Fuss-and-Feath- ers DUF-BII- I. ARE SOLD ON. THEIR OWN MERITS. THE BEST IS THE CHEAPEST. t0 SHERMAN & HYDL GESEK4L A GENTS, BAN FItAX CISCO No Wagon ever sold in Utah has given better HEAR THEM! satisfaction in every respect. TRY THEM!! THEY ARE MADE EXPRESSLY FOR OUR MARKET. Z. C. M. 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