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Show PlfKMGS. MISCELLANEOUS. OUR M. I. O. COLUMN. MISCELLANEOUS. THE' :o:- Oil of tobacco is o poi-oTHE UTAH COUNTY TIMES. ous thnt a single drop of it on the UTAH end of a doga tail w ill kill a man In a minute. Yount? Lady fat the po-- t If I dont pet n letter by Iff y office): this mail, I want to know what he On and after September 10th, 1874, was doing Sunday, thats all. V rr A I N If I save ton cents a day from my drinks, ruminated old $:m.50 a year, Rcdnose, it will Cl T and m tiity years it will be $1,825, Narnu of Station. C o 1 A I and then cun marry Mary. Dear a Mary. . Tiai.it ie.i A Brooklyn gentleman has Provo 10 4 11 tS Orov Pleasant peniioiieu lor an injunction on SOUTHERN Provo RAILROAD. s n DAIL IP nil M IN' American Fora Teacher (to littlo hoy): Weil, my boy, do you knowyour tables? - Pupil; Yes, maam; S Vision wont wash. breakfast-tald- e, The 1oy goes to the head of the holiday class. Indianapolis has the champd ion mail. Ho cut down his plum trees loaded with fruit because he feared his neighbors children might get hold of the green fruit ami be made sick. My dear, said a husband to Ids wife, on observing new rod striped-stockinon his only heir, why have you made barbers Bepoles of our childs legs? cause he is a little shaver, was the neat reply. Mrs. Marrowfat got very angry at her husband upon detect Ing him taking a second drink before breakfast, but moderated con fjlderably when he explained to her that it was only to fortify his confidence In the pastor. A lantern-jaweVermonter got aboard of a steamer for the first time, and fell through the hatchway into the hold, when, being unhurt, he was heard to exWell, if the press his surprise: darned thing aint holler! An Iowa lady has presented d husband with three bova and a girl at a birth. lie doesnt seem to enjoy the proud eminence he occupies and looks like a man who would just as lief step down and out if ho knew whore to go to. supper-tubl- Lavo nthunjy .. 1 101 1 - H 1 111 1 Mi 10 ii 2 OO 00 11 OJJicial 5 not 5 10' 1 7S 5 40,2 00 9 301 Ml fl XV2 I '-- I u . X. M 7 I f. M i iv 7 0; JZ THE PEOPLES PAPER. 3 i:l so 3 so! 75 Published f tfry TnoitiT, ThnniliT ud Nalnritif, by the "la-t1 2s 1 ftp I,eht Ainrican F'.r'. . I'lOHjanM Trove.. Arrive al Provo ' 10 2 .00 j COUNTY UTAH .200 9 32, j TIMES PRINTINC AND PUBLISHING No. 1 and 2 will Obe run lnlly. No. :i. 1, o mill will bo run COMI'AN Oiiily, Huruluy excepted. o. z. d I. Y WOOL ! ;2 C.3T.I. Trt 5 5 Branch. OtHWVOOOO 0 Did anything about the fendant strike your eye as remarkable? asked the judge of the Usg. plaintiff in a case of assault and It did, yer honor. And what was it? continued the judge. Ilis fist, yer houor. OOV) vo oo o - Interesting and Readable I bis case, tho judge Interrupted The court is lilm, saying: against you on that point. Very well, responded the lawyer, I do not rest my case on that point alone; I havo several others equally conclusive I Keep AN Well Selected BRANCH, II O V O CITY. MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS, constantly on band a Urge and well clocted stock of GENERAL Itlst1 NOTICE. li.rl.y irivn, that th rxNtluv iiml,.,. clilp hiT.'loloiv Ih A A lrt Ci ham of Co., h. dm iliSMilvod liv muluiil coiocn Crliol will contlmip Die liuie.s' di'btsancl collfci nil dm of tiV 'i.., , ,V" I AI.IlKIiT AVM. h I! A.K . 5 rrr.Fi N KTH( 'll W1T7 2ft, isri. I'rovn City, Auiiunt ISTOTICE. rrilin pcrcimiKrts iafr opfill lor the i'mron:ur''ldtlit1,; bn! tin v ttunouiK'i'H to be public I -1 vi Ul, red io root ivo Fiicnr cure, fi,rT1, ni' wood, Ac., if,r ,f i(.P m,,, nt the nicer ixuicr of (i o. T. !, gv w ihe wet gu tsof Iroio ('Hi W. .1. I.Ev.' 14 J JIN O. JONF.4. pn-jn- i . , , LECAL NOTICE. Probate ourtui l lahtoom. III (he V iah Territory. In tli mnlt-rofl- bc he.. Ac., hr. MERCHANDISE, retntc of FdmiHnl Hlelmr(jM)n,ilccem,iJ.) mlminl-tnittr- ,. Notice lierebv mvcii t Iiri Fn ip: Ci inovi ver, i linrli - E. RirhnrriMinvuii vnn C. Hnluirboii luuc fiio.l ni,, 'I rk of i 11- Court, n petition prsu 2 (irntrit-tratlo- n of the y, K'lnioli'I KIcbnrdFoii, dec m ,j' lnv of Sepli-nittie r .ftiiilay, n oclock n.ni. of t liat KT4, at cl li;u- - bi cn ajuxilntcil for licar.nc lion, at the t'ourt House, In the t ()l,r Probates f ufic" m Proio Cltv, vlen, where nnv pervon IntereMe-ininvnpi ami sic u cause why said si,, no' prun d. In witness whereof I hme he unio set my hand arsl f,- lctcrf iiM-d- , 111,1 yr . olt'he Iroh-i!O urt my olllee In IrovoCItv.thi.t dav ofSejitcmle-r- , A. It. ttet. IN NF1TAI.U rtobateri.rt Ilv James E. )amil, lvj TnE 1 Vfivar at the dowet m eept MUSICAL EMPORIUM AMERICAN FORK, Mderrr U. T. I -v. - -- JOB OFFICE. rtwird T rcfisn Marslu CIt ILL KINDS tit WHOLESALE AND RETAIL hlcfo Wateri 'tty To sexton STORE NEAV i VI. FRESHWATER Dealer in SOI, n K.e CLOTHING, GROCERIES, j BOOTS, throu j SHOES, k THE BEST IS THE CHEAPEST. No Wagon ever sold in Utah has given better ,. satisfaction in every respect. THEY ARE MADE EXPRESSLY FOR OUR MARKET. C- - JL L SBorti Asonti, Ppoto City, inarU ; Eit ea r or TOBACCO & C1C.AT. tlon Drop CANDIES AND NOTI0K of Good which we will tlinn ICrer, 1 itwsr JustRecelredn Fresh Snpr aroli Tally, Ol Trl-w- SAVE TIME AND EXPEND Tho bct varieties of 4eml-- T AVeckl Month Imported tFTJtR.lTIT'U'Rl Priuoi Is c? o 4 ml-- r Month Jtmrt. The C o omtup 0 o UF.GI! DAVID TlfOULD 1 he f Is P.F.SFK to portinl and home-mad- BAL.X He? tsl CTFULL5' IM'O Cove pavr 'no fumbh all kind cf e EUKNnfbf the oHbfn of prci-urc- JE CLUFF, nnd L.AICK T tnh, ft lo. IllICP Mon Dow Wholesale amt Jlclaii, Thereby saving both Time and 5W ti nttln and 1 WARR.NTS the pig on the great judgment-day- , DEFrw, NOTICES, STOCK. can account what m,AK3 ' - ' $tm give CARP. TRAfTS Did the say you ofyourelf? DOOK, TAO . cjr.cur.AM, pig would be there., yer houor? SATTSFACTIOX G lTA HA XTFFE. To be sure I did. Well, thin i JANiins yer riverince, Id .say, Mrs. "Matheres yer pig. uni loney, AjenU PLAIN OR IN COLORS M sc 4iip"rv Kt OF MUSICAL CHANDISE, TOYS, BOOKS, f -- r sept, V. GRANTS BJLI3ST --' vint' frrnM AVILLKE FOUND AT V l- lr si.t Sutvoy MUSIC! BLANKETS, (T-- tnv 'o ShHT ORGANS!! I JEANS, DOESKINS, KERSEYS, TWEEDS, SATINETS, SHIVEYS, LINSEYS, WATERPROOFS, FLANNELS, S, hut PIANOS! extensive assortment of goods always ON HAND TO SELECT FROM CONSISTING OF THE Il SATE MONE A temperance advocate at one of our police stations asked a Cnnalallns in rart of BrBSCBIPTI05 BITES mm who had been arrested oil a of intoxic if the DRY ttlon, he, charge GOODS, arrested man did not think it a GROCERIES, bad thing to get drunk. Yes, Ona copy, one fA 00 . ... but Its replied the swell-hea3 ftft lx months PAINTS, OILS, not half so bad as getting sober. three 150 MINERS SUPPLIES, one " 75 A Maine paper tells a story in the city, per week.. ' 30 ivirend of a sea Captain, just returned ETC. ETC., KTC., from along voyage, who was told A T?1V WHITE AND A 5 by a commission merchant the sad COLORED. news that hii wife had died. &C., &C., &C. Wife dead! said the Captain; well now do you know I didnt FAMILY TRADE A SPECIALTY. on Patronize Home Bring your Wool; Manufacture, and think she was long lived. Hows A PAPER FOR TEE PEOPLE! enable us to the a with supply public superior article of cloth freights? and M. TANNER, Supt. yam. Your handwriting is very SUBSCRIBE I FOR IT bad indeed, said a gentleman to tST All Hnds qf Marketable TBa a friend more addicted to boating t3 Produce taken in exchangell WA-G-OISTthan to study; you really ought S ADVERTISE IN IT ! to learn to write better. Ay, :o:ay, replied the young man, it is all very well for you to tell me :o:- that; but if I were to write better, Acinta for Tlah Conn'y for the celebrated pjople would find out how SCIIUTTLER WAGONS, 7TK TrT-zi-l Lr Irirbv spell. ii, ;4iLTTrlLt; l"J . A AULTMAN COSSWUUPSTAKE ,.... Mary Miller, resides in Alio. jn j"' Scotland. Having been convicted THIUlIF.RS, Tho Times of committing n breach of the DUCKKYK REAPERS ANDMOW-ER' 1.. t; A -. , V jj-- A to fined and remarked 5, FT peace, y' v' r'' f7 the magistrate, amid a wreath o .. I ,.,. . flowry language, inter laded with oaths: If yell only allow me half FURST A RRADLEYN SULKY . vtT'l-- a pound of steak and three glases RAKES AND CIJrrER TLOWS, or whisky a day Ill sto in gaol entirely New and Comrle'e In all WnF.ELT! ARROWS, pint all my life; but I canha live etern- TTARriOWS. li prrnervil to execute and oatmeal. on promptly alfklndscf brqsc ally irrr irre., etc., Iri-- h mtiv was- - hrouglit n .....,-A, Ixtfore a Judge on charge of stealNOTF. A full supply always on hand at . H NDEILI.a. said a widows Put, pig. ing bOTGF.HS, LACFTS. ARE SOLD ON THEIR OWN MERITS. tho Judge, when you are brought k SALT LAKE CITY PRICES." nroFUTw. riTFrKs, TR ANFFC. ritAFPi, face to face with the widow and Ot d, fa I Notice nfi, n,i. Vtloo u n ") LOCALS, WEST Asa lawyer was arguing i,u. ItiC Real 23 cents per 11. vill lo paid for n good articlOj in Clotli nt AVliolestilo. - ooow M i,! ,s. l OF WOO EDITORLVLS, OfXWtOO noooo Lo. I WOOL ! ! fFxi Carefully Prepared OfXXVWXX) de- JONES, 300,000 lbs. V) CORRESPONDENCE, ooooooooo . u 1) NOTI( E H 0l2 OOOOOO OOOOOOO OOOOOOOO ?3.z. Y. W ANTED Y Mining and General ovoo - j . DISSOLUTION TELEGRAPHIC NEWS, o oo ooo oooo z J -- . The very latest 11 XL. 12) H btipcrlntc ndenL Apen. F U O M SHOD S. S. FERAMORZ LITTLE, Oen. Freight and Ticket tl ut M DOVE WE HAVE LATELY OPENED A HOME ElTTERPRISE. SUPT. and contains For all Informal Ion concerning Freight or Passago, apply to JAMES SHARP, ! -i tin of Aiimi.i who will continue th s' I" :oi- SEND IN YOU II ORDERS AND SUSTAIN 4 Oftil oo Drnmr STOVES, PROMPT ATTENTION GIVEN TO ORDERS FROM THE MINIS ESPECIALLY. AND AS WE INTEND TU WORK UP SOLELY THE CLOTII MANUFACTURED AT THE PROVO WOOLEN FACTORY, AYE CAN SAFELY WARRANT ALL GARMENTS FREE Ivai'O gs hi I tus Br T1 cm Ire jtlI Co.--. Irui: store, Im on ( p, lli- lofon, olk'ctull llfl.tl lllKhS. TAILORING ESTABLISHMENT, WHERE WE GUARANTEE THE St 2 M i 7 d4 A t, CIVF.V TtlESDA two-flnli- . U ri 10, llu-- LATEST STYLES AT LOWEST RATES. y? f'lI. 'I'niliiH IrHVi' C I kind-hearte- s ! I,ki. Little Cottonwood .... Jtutc'lou Arrive at ximilr -- v I e. battery. Paper of Utah County, i luhl .V on i lit J)ricd UVuit. imcl IX ADDITION TO THE .1 SO VTICr. Roll! lira out ini LARGE VARIETIES, AT POSITIVELY LOW FIGURES FOR i.. m.i 12 to indy Junction .. Utils Co' tunwood Arrive nt Suit Fak" ami dinner-table- , 11 r. Draper Arrive a PARLOR UJWIOKCEE, 1SY nna Winter Goods, II 40' LcUl Institution, MEBCHAlsTDISE, Grain A j his neighbors clothes-line- . lie argues that the idea of having a neighbors linen obstructing one Mercantile ive COCK U. v Co-operat- IS NOW OFFERIN'!; A FIRST CLASS STOCK OF o ) WHOM TO n- f 0RM1TURE MADE TO ORDER TURNING DONE. A0 "In on1 'Tv- riUCES DOWN TO MFET THE TI5!f' Itronixo Home Ind,rr COFFI N H Of all sizes on hand and constantly to onler. obaiit Wareroom comer. t and Workshop" ealtarocm, EastCo-fU- -r 'Tver J Over The halt icsnis Star f j o rt,( I T |