Show the love of wiggs to ca 1 he a queen would be to flatter queens mentally philosophized wiggs the young man who was try ing to his fi r s t mustache she has a form as lithe and grace ful as a fawn a face as beautiful as the dawn eyes that baffle the liquid depths of the clearest spring and lips here wiggs paused utterly at a loss to find a figure 0 speech equivalently fit ting lips well they remind me 0 nothing but the line ah 1 1 I 1 1 l ew f yore tl e lush warm lips 0 and the very next day this para gon scorned his proffered love t think 0 ador ing a woman like that and theft losing her at wiggs age no wonder he wan dered about in the night sobbing his woe to the moon light and resolving over and over again that he would drown himself or throw himself into the river or lie down in front of the limited express and bo ground to pieces and oblivion beneath the crunching wheels but he dian didn t athey never do at wiggs age what 1 e did do was to injure his digestion and make himself utterly miserable tor a few days then he went away out west not to be rid of the sight of her but because his alrin sent him there things happen in the west and wiggs progressed in the made to order love stor the hero becomes rich and returns to scorn or win his early love this isn t a hand me down story neither Is if tailor ma ie it Is a true story being truthful it must re late how wiggs built up a reasonably good business and pr a little more than the ordinary mortal and then one day he came back to the village of his youth he did not come back just because he wanted to visit with the old friends he re turned because his father had died and there was much to claim his at in the settling of the estate and one day as he was examining a lot of old papers he came upon a bit of a lace handkerchief daintily wrought and tied with a blue ribbon loosening the band a delicate ier fume his As he gazed longingly at the keepsake his face grew puzzled for at least a minute he sat there thinking at last he tossed the me mento into the wastebasket and grumbled well you old reprobate you what in the dickens was that girl s name moral men seldom die tor tho women they first loved Cider ettes an apple in the cider m 11 Is just the thing to fill u e bill baltimore sun and when the ciders in the jug it s just the thing to fill the mug indianapolis news and wl en tl mug Is drunken down the thing Is then to paint the town american and having stepped near the edge tl e tiling Is then to sign tl e pledge st louis post dispatch ah in the t a glowing light who would not drink wah her by night ala star I 1 TO thankful too tl e seat s no wider As I 1 sit sipping hero be alder sl vers of thought the man who agrees with us Is u ways right een the man who has sold out should mind his own business u u r A lot of us who figgie figuie an what we will do when we get rich never will do it r r tar the man who finds that time hangs heavily on his hands should try spen 1 ing a little more each week than his income time won t weigh much in about d it it A man ma crack all the mother in law jokes he likes it he can get away with them but when lie has a pain in his tummy 01 his socks need mending it would be a joke on him it she gasn wasn t the one who adminis to his needs 0 0 0 what he opened on A preace er in michigan city made this announcement at tl e beginning of hia sermon I 1 ahall not choose any bartic lar text this morning but shall preach from wl ere I 1 open the bool it Is now 01 en and here tl e was inter erupted by a deacon who 1 a 1 been asleep forgot himself and cried out it s yours what did you open on tl a surprise 0 the good man in tie pulp t was great but the deacon collapsed wien the reply came it s opened on hangs va |