Show STEWED SQUASH CAUSES CANDY MAN the star boarders of the anderson hotel of Cast ledale are having a good launch at the expense of ed sparks of the company of salt lake shirks has been coming down into the j emery county territory so loi g that some of the youngsters here are now calling him grind fathe he is a pretty good brict cal joker too and has hand ed out considerable in that line and was rever any too v in advertising a trick that others v ere shove 1 up gan igan i st but the old boy went up against it him self last week it happened it di time sparks had just come in off a boig drive and was feeing hungry and then some he hid made up h s m nd that the landlady was to qu t loser on the meil that he was ab it to put under t ib belt HP helped himself generously to about evertmm evert hm on the table but espying one dish qu te out of his reaca remarked that was a d ah his appetite hid long been s ghag for and requested that it be passed him he 1 aped a half dozen spoonfuls of the edible upon his p ate and smacked his 1 ps so fprd that some of the guests in the front room thought sume one was kiss ing the wa tress and came out to taken hand in the game by this t ne sp was pour ag cream and heaning sugar on the particular item on the bill of fare for wh ch he had expressed so strong a preference the board rs ill held their breath and looked at one another and then aghast all i iwa rilly sayi g well who ever saw any one eat cream and sugar on that tuffe but sparks was going ome both in ac ion and talk and in 1 ss t me tran it takes to tell it here a of his favor te stomach filler baj on the road to h s mouth just what happened when it reached there is described by the twenty two persons who were watching the stunt sparks was putting up but all agree tha sparks reached for his h nd pocket but cheth r for his hand kerchief or h gun no one seems to know but he found neither but made use of the b ck of his left hand wh ie a look of consternation overshadowed his smiling countenance th n he looked and beheld every f ce at the table d toward h s the j g was up and sparks and all the amused spec gators knew that the canay peddler h d mistaken mib taken the stewed qu sh a dish that he has no particular use for for go d old apple sauce the haw haw that the boarders put up attracted the attention of about fifty other persons in the neighborhood of the hotel sparks was compelled to almost empty his sam pl th i s any it m |