Show i i 44 ' Tim Grin and Bear It By George Clark The Neightom By Lichty - -: !Et co 1 cc v- - t-- :- - tr A ( t 4: !t! 1 1 I if ''44 wit - II: 9 II ik if -- " 6 1 k "Ile's ' i 4 111 :i! Ittu I didn't wrong say it like that at all!" The 'Giant-Siz- e' Lobby Relegates By Bennett Cerf Sports writers who dog the footsteps of the one and only Yogi Berra now first-bascoach for the Miserable Mets are rewarded by constant philosophical gems and bits of drama and movie criticisms One evening recently for example Yogi took in a showing of the lengthy "Dr Zhivago" and had this penetrating comment to make at its conclusion: "Boy it sure must have been cold In Russia in those days!" A couple of hours after watching Paul Newman go through his paces in "Harper" in a San Francisco movie palace Yogi suddenly exclaimed "Say I saw that picture in Cincinnati!" to Tiny Sample Packaging Bill e for all of us rejoices Jack in Mc Phalli an inveterate our town is not too familiar with great authors who never ate at Toots Shoes Otherwise we might well be reading tidbits concerning Chuck Dickens Hank Thoreau Wallie Emerson Al Dante or Jackie Keats! Luckily name-dropp- It was World War II time The general asked for a volunteer to penetrate the enemy lines and gain entry to a little brown house where the enemy was known to have secreted a score of key maps and secret orders One brave man volunteered "You can win the war for us" enthused the general The volunteer was gone four days — then returned minus the maps and papers "I got through their lines all "I he gasped right" dodged their gre- nades and flame throwers bayoneted nine of the enemy and got to just five feet from the little brown house" "What stopped you there?" moaned the frustrated general "On the porch" reported the volunteer "was just about the meanest looking dachshund I ever saw" WASIILNGTON — The kernel of truth left in the truth - in - packaging bill after it came through the wringer of the House Commerce Corn '' - A mittee is so tiny I ' -'' ' that the backers of '' the measure have --'-- 1 '- 1 seriously thought that it night be r '1400 tiii better to let it go 'i '' down to defeat and start aesh in the new Congress In '' the end they will Mr Childs probably conduct a fight in the conference committee trying to substitute the strong senate bill for the gutled version the House is expected to approve Lobbyists for the food processors and manufacturers scored a notable victory when they marshaled the voters to strike out the provision in the bill giving the government power to establish standards on packages informing the housewife Just whet she gets for her money I kc e1 last-ditc- h Similar to AMA Lobby So pervasive were the lobbyists as they through Although Susie Brown pored hopefully 1 4 divorce But - Susi e's mother mulled it all over and thought she had a solution She asked her to ex-ma- 1 ::' i ''':ti i- :r- ': ' i in- - crease the fatherly - 41 r:'' ''"11—r---- 1 i 4le - ' i that chance" - Miss Palmer support he'd been giving the girl and when he refused Mrs- - and now that Susie is a big girl of through high school I'm relieved of any legal obligation to continue her support" ''The way things are nowadays college is a necessity and so long as Joe always has money for those hunting trips of his it certainly Isn't right to let him deny our daughter a proper education" Mrs Brown argued "Susie is a straight A student and deserves the advantages an extra four years of school will give her In fact Joe owes a duty to give her 18 over college catalogs she kept her fingers crossed because the cost of further schooling seemed '' 'no 4 ""' almost too much of ''i i'-'4- i a problem with the : 'I family divided by Brown sued "I can't afford to dish out money for such luxuries" Joe contended "Besides Now here's the point of law you must — must Joe give his daughter a college education? Study the evidence carefully then mark your ballot before reading the court's decision decide YES ( No ) ( ) By C H Goren vulnerable West deals h NORTH A J8 V A 3 6 2 7 strategic call He did not think that the partnership had sufficient assets to make five diamonds bowever if East had the c diamond king and i " i 4KQ9861 e ' EAST WVP 10 475 65 2 i K 10 9 2 4A 4 J 10 : 1t ' ti VQ1104 AQ16543 5 1 SOUTH 9 8 7 i j Goren 8 Mr 4 732 The bidding: West North 21 1 3 NT East 2 South 2 A Pass 4 Pass Pass Pass Pass Opening lead: Ace of 4 When West was frustrated in his attempt to buy the hand from his opponents he was obliged to resort to desper-ate measures on defense to end up with a profit on the deal West opened the bidding with one diamond and North overcalled with two clubs: East managed to eke out a competitive raise to two diamonds South had sufficient support to raise his partner however he decided to avail himself of the low level opportunity to show his five card spade suit first on the chance of uncovering a fit there Strategic Call s West's jump to three no trump was a 4 Dble t ' something in hear- ts then it would be routine to run nine tricks at no trump showed North good Judgment in not defending on thte'deal A K Q 9 43 ti commodities" But Koch the biggest on trained members had plenty of help Some of guns in the industry were House Commerce Committee John Rep a contest J Gilligan Is In a neckand-neck with Robert Taft Jr Cincinnati is the home base of Procter & Gamble and needless to say Gilligan heard from this giant of the soap first-terme- (13-Ohi- Others n Get Pressure John M Murphy a Democrat from Staten Island has Campbell's Soup in his district With its subsidiaries Campbell's Soup is In a wide variety of linos of food processing and distrir bution Another Rep James A Mackay of Atlanta a Democrat has Rep two-ter- first-terme- Cola With the end of the session approach the opposition marshaled a battalion of witnesses — some 50 altogether They Insisted on reading their statements rather than Merely putting them in the record To Chairman Harley O Staggers who said he could not recall any previous measure on which so much time had Ing spent It looked like a filibuster The arguments had an old familiar ring We want individuality the opponents said we don't want Russian - ized call on markets rut Stress di Costs The greatest stress however was put on the cost to the manufacturers if they were required to meet government packing standards Witnesses put this as high as 80 million dollars A select group of committee rriembers was taken to view a display set up by some of the biggest processors showing the costly machines that would have to be scrapped if the Senate bill were to become law They were given an elaborate lunch with a program of name entertainers A witness for the Department of Commerce supplied the best answer to the high-cos- t argument If this were the fact He real- that West's might be based a long suit Furthermore North had an excellent fit for South's bid and the prospects for scoring offensively were good He there- fore proceeded to four spades Felt Outbid So West felt that he had been outbid but it appeared that the opponents were attempting to sacrifice so he doubled to obtain whatever compensation might be the most humiliating CA It is also quite Mr Keaton unfair to Humphrey The facts are quite different from the public impressions They are so embarrassing to Humphrey that he won't even talk about thorn vrivately but the truth is fairly clear Ile is avoiding the serious questions of policy not because he is trying to dodge them but bevause he is not allowed to deal with them as much as he would like to Not Using Humphrey President Johnson is not Using Humphrey's experience and his energy any more than President Kennedy used Johnson's when the latter was vice president I furnphrey is in on everything but has responsibility for nothing Bobby is making Humphrey look bad not because he knows more about the major issues of the day but because he is free to say what he thinks and Humphrey is not The polls comparing Kennedy favor ably to Humphrey therefore are a little silly and nobody knows this better than Bobby In fact he is a little embarrassed about his unfair advantage over the vice president and goes out of his way to show his respect for Humphrey while taking advantage ward situation of awk- Ilumphrey's moral and even successful and this has put a burden on the vice president no man can carry without loss of popular support It Makes Worse It is embarrassing to write about this because anything sa id about the problem makes it worse The more one writes about Humplirey's awkward position the more he is likely to be banished to secondary jobs and the-- more he is likely to be blamed for compla ining about his lack of authority Yet the facts should be A27 UK known and he Is not actually anyway So the ice president is relaxed about the whole thing feeling that he can do nothing either about his present role or about the future This does not mean that he has given up com- Nobody in the Johnson Administration worl3 harder or knows more about the substance of policy than Humphrey but he is trapped in a role that is beyond his power to change It is Odd that the President should impose a system that benefits Kennedy over litunphrey since presumably the President does not like to see Kennedy running ahead of both Humphrey and Johnson in the popularity polls but that is the way it is and the decision is Johnson's and not Humphrey's (Copyright) plaining his aides he is philosoAccording fatalistic and about both the present phic President does not and the future If want to let him aiortlinate the home front policy or go to the United Nations to talk to the foreign ministers there about the possibility of arranging a compromise accepts all this as peace in Viet Nam the will and right of the President The fact that obscure role hurts him in relation to Kennedy and the polls to the he his as Humphrey accepts cident of politics Dr T R Van an unavoidable ac- Mien Reflexes Absent Tardy Lately? Check Up on Your Potassium The potassium depletion syndrome was rare 25 years ago but today it is said to exist in 20 per cent of all hospitalized persons Not all of ' these people have symptoms and the (" ' condition would not be recognized un less blood tests lent result obtained with these products there may be an accompanying adverse reaction Eliminate Sodium The diuretics are effective because eliminate sodium from the body via the kidneys But it is difficult to remove saltovithout losing potassium In these circamstances the loss of potassium has nothing to do with the effectiveness of the drug and is purely coincidental The situation is somewhat thetsaine in regard to the corticosteroids they We also know that the body has no way to conserve potassium when the intake Is reduced or large amounts are lost through the kidneys or gastrointestinal tract The body's supply of the mineral continues to dwindle even though the intake is zero Muscle Tone Potassium plays an important role in muscle contraction and tone A depletion leads to muscular weakness reduced or absent reams mental confusion and soft flabby muscles Paralysis has been traced to this deficiency as well as alterations in the action of the heart and gastrointestinal system Treatment includes the use of foods high in potassiurri contents Raw apples bananas oranges grapefruit tomatoes fresh asparagus green snap cabbage beans carrots and celery are rich in the mineral In addition there are a number of potassium products on the market nt Senator Soaper COTTONWOOD DOWNTOWN ci NAE rdoitir 1Art k I i14!'41A::irt Ki7:: k '' :' for snug day '7 1 two special new knits A night comfort 911' 0 N the t 1110ii!i) " men's thermalite underwear AFL-CI- Out Provision The mandatory provision in the Senate bill In the view of its proponents simply carries out the provision in the Constitution for standard weights and measures The manufacturers are given a year to agree among themselves on what the standards shall be A package of cereal or potato chips will contain 10 dry ounces and be so labeled If after a year there is no agreement then the federal government — presumably the Food and Drug Administration — would set the All cotton roschel knit developed for the Navy traps body heat and in sulates without 'undue bulk Long or short sleeve top long leg bottom with elastic waistband and knitted anklet SM1-X- Trial's Answer Yes The to provide divorced father was required a college education While a West opened the ace of club with the intention of obtaining a ruff in that suit An examination of the dummy revealed that the only quick entry East might have would be the king of diamonds Inasmuch as East had raised diamonds West decided to play him for that card and he shifted to a small diamond last put the king and when it held the trick he returned a club West ruffed and sub sequently scored the ace of spades for the setting trick citizenship" 401 40) it L top Or — -- i 91 I 298 bottom each 1 ' 0 4 i: --1 -4 pajamas for men and boys flat-kn- 1 fl it boys' sizes 6 to 18 $3 men's sizes $4 A13-C- i I soft brushed of 650 cotton 35 rayon in their favorite ski styling Stormy green Swiss blue pow der blue snow beige with solid color contrasting cuffs and col lore& Pants hove covered elastic waistband and fly front Wonderfully 4) i i r ' f i $ e- 4t( :: i 1 : '': i I 1 I - ! Downtown downstairs Cottonwood wend : tt mad orders add 42c chipping charge frirtt ittm 7c each additional h tah tah 1 ' i : 111-2:17- k d t well-educat- 1 OMMOMENEEMOSIMEMOM I I k BUDGET STORI MEN'S FURNISHINGS ZCMI as well-traine- d ' : heat-resista- standards The kernel of truth surviving in the House bill requires that all packages be labeled plainly and legibly as to contents But the bemused housewife in the glittering tunnel of the supermarket will still confront the boasts of the giant quart and the stupendous economy size 1 I 4 klin 1966 Ills friends think he will either be President through the accident of life or If President Johnson survives the election of 1968 and a full second term In the White house the voters will by that time want a change and Humphrey will not have a chance of beating Kennedy The sensible division of labor between the President and the viteepresident during the present preoccupation of the ad' done The ministration with the war in Viet Nam is were stems from ' trouble Presithe under war cabinet have a to dent and a home front cabinet under faulty diets and the widespread usage Humphrey as Churchill divided responsiof two relatively bility with Sir John Anderson in the British cabinet during the last world war flew classes of Van Dellen Dr — dithiazide drugs Home-FroPolicy uretics and the corticosteroids The thiazide diuretics are useful in the Home-fron- t policy dealing with all the of hypertension and adminis an threatment Great new dropsy Society programs The corticosterolds the second group istrative mess divided among labor are used in a variety of medical condihealth education and welfare agritions including arthritis and allergic disculture housing and urban development and a variety of other departments and orders We know that with every excel agencies of the federal government It badly needs to be coordinated at the top by somebody who has authority over the various department heads but Humphrey Is not given the job The Office Dub says he shot a round This is not his fault but it means that last weekend that was the kind that perhe is left over on the side doing political propaganda and cerernorlial chores which suades golfers like him to keep on and really do not exploit his unusual abilities would persuade Arnie Palmer to quit and energies The President has assigned If the definition of a friend is one who him the most unpopular and hopeless task in the administration: To convince knows all about you then some governHumphrey's old liberal friends that the ment- computer is undoubtedly everyViet Nara policy is not only right but body's best pal it was a clear indication of the chaotic state of packaging with claims as to —size and content that the innocent house wife has no way to verify On Capitol Hill the consumer is a lonely figure Assistant Secretary of Labor Esther Peterson is the consurriers1 voice In the struggle over the packaging bill almost the only active support came from contrary dew may have been justified in former times when conditions of family and society were less exacting Mississippi's Supreme Court commented that we live in an age of keen competition tolay— Therefore since college graduates are being preferred more and more over those not so fortunate "No parent should subject his worthy child to this disadvantage if he has the financial capacity to avoid it" the court said It is a duly he owes not only to his child but the state well because the stability of our government must depend upon a and available 341 then Carries Goren on Today's Bridge Hand North-Sout- the mandatory provision knocked out One committee print contained what was labeled the "Koch amendment to permit Innovations in the packaging of consumer been Everybody in Paris goes on vacation In August It might be a wonderfully relaxing idea if we would just shut down the whole world for a month Trials and Tribulations By Florence K Palmer said to have boasted according a report among members of the committee that he would singlehandedly get Koch is to Coca congressional halls that veteran observers of the lobby industry compared the onslaught to the doctors' lobby in its initial successes in blocking Medicare Generalissimo of these forces was George A Koch president of the Grocery Manufacturers of America moved te - Marquis Quids Stop Ale' 4 --1 x 1 got it all 1 L ) (V0 1 New York Tunes Service WASMNGTON — These are hard days for Vice President Hubert Humphrey Somehow he always seems to be saying obvious po- litical things off k 44 In Montana and as 14 a result he is not only falling In the °ed '' popularity polls 1 but dropping so far 'ltl' f A behind Bobby Ken-con- nedy in )400 tIt4 1 tests that it is al- ye 4 k t 1 k - Just Try and ( R eorktoben "That was his retirement gift! 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