Show happy days my happiest days said mr rock ingham as he signed a check tor the purpose of satisfying one of the cred igors of his titled son in law were the days when I 1 was carrying a din that my wife had filled with her own hands hm replied his candid fellow mil leonaire lio in those days I 1 suppose you could sit down comfortably and eat with your knife and never had to be constantly on the alert for fear you might say you done it chicago record herald A prophet in his own country I 1 don t believe remarked good old aunt that lige potter Is doln very well in chicago oh I 1 don t know replied uncle Li phalet lige uster be a sharp chap before he went there yes but we ve been this achl cago paper tour years now and it s never once mentioned his name even when the hull potter family went there ter visit him puck almost brutal the honeymoon had almost bumped its last bump george dear she said do you re member how nervous you were when you proposed to mea yes answered george in tact I 1 was so rattled that night I 1 dian didn t re alize what I 1 was doing yet being a woman his did not to satisfy her chicago daily news before we were married you said my slightest wish would be your law exactly but youve got so many vigorous and well developed wishes that I 1 am unable to decide which Is the slightest chicago journal A cruel ins stern old lady they tell me madam your husband Is continually smoking dreadfully young woman bursting into tears I 1 dont believe it your horrid old thing old lady astounded what s the matter with the officious bystander her husbands dead baltimore american knew the sex good minister I 1 am exceedingly gratified at the wonderful increase in the attendance of men at our wednes day friday and saturday evening prayer meetings for the past three weeks the church has been thronged ath men his wife its housecleaning house cleaning time N Y weekly good at the start I 1 have patronized the same tailor for ten years said the slouchy look ing man your suit must have been made of good stuff replied the candid by stander chicago record herald A fru scheme the jinksey have lost that asplen did cook of theirs how came thata so many were after her that the eldest son married her to keep her in the family baltimore american shorten do you think you will be seeing jones this weeke longun yes shorten you are quite sure longun certainly I 1 owe him a bit it has been estimated that a lon don fog weighs 3 tons at the ng oh it was the most delightful wed ding I 1 ever attended was if yes everybody cried detroit free press HARD LINES A trying profession you get paid very well for designing these striking ait posters don t oua kuller oh yes but it hard ly pays in the long run no kuller I 1 have to eat ex pensive suppers to induce the proper grade of nightmares to furnish the ideas and then there are doctor s bills too TWIN SOULS 5 u c miss smartt you don t seem to think very much 0 mr yet you are with him a great deal mr oh I 1 know hes an awful idiot but what can one do ills political views are the same mine it was great why are you laughing I 1 heard a moment ago that the home team had been defeated yes but haw haw haw it was great I 1 was there A foul ball haw haw haw struck the umpire over the heart and nearly killed him chicago decord herald then and now first scientist what tools those old puritans were tor believing in witches A 1 second scientist seems to athey mt hey must have been halt crazed well we must hurry or you 11 be late for your lecture on hypnotism and crime N Y weekly table manners why are you eo attracted to that young man I 1 dont see anything un usual about him why mother you can t help liking him he eats soup and celery so de light tully detroit free press force of habit your wife seems to have lost her old tone of command her voice has a soft pleading quality now yes she has acquired it trying to keep a maid since we moved out to our suburban home chicago pec ord herald odd but true here a a case where very closely ar when plan dry it a lies moet apt tt eit Pa I 1 v d |