Show The Utah Statesman On Campus Honors offered The Scholastic Selection Committee is now accepting applications for the 1981 spring America loves to be confused away at his lifetime by complaining about the complications and confusion which the world offers him But deep down inside Americans love every minute of it Americans must love to be confused and confounded by the complexity of their world What other reason could there be for the thousands of complications which make everyday life so whittle much fun? Unfortunately many students do not take full advantage wonderful confusing opportunities which are available the of to ed “Application” Scholastic Ad- ministrative Offices PO Box 237 Clinton New York 13323 by May 30 set 1 Walk-a-tho- n 1 Baskin-Robbi- 753-897- students they are able to enjoy the best of two worlds participating in the normal bureaucratic red tape and frustration of the outside world students also have bold new frontiers of confusion which may be explored on the campus For instance no one except a student can experience the pure joys of confusion which accompany the first weeks of spring quarter at USU First of all the student is able to spend hours landing in lines filling out forms and getting the appropriate faceless signatures on the road to registration The more daring ttudent may even attempt to negotiate a journey into financial As them While aid forms registration the average confusion of the classes he fought to enroll in by forms and more unidentifiable signatures confronting drop-adBut the beauty of the student’s opportunity is that he can also hare the common responsibilities of completing income tax foems at the same time Few other Americans enjoy this unique Shortly after will move thrill-seeke- r to change all d combination of confusion unfortunate misguided people who would made more simplistic but this type of an attitude is clearly Removing the complexity from H American’s life would be removing part of his identity Americans take considerable pride in the complexities which theirs to invent and dead with Complex titles give the mutation engineers and the administrative support personnel aura of importance which might be overlooked in a simplistic ytnt of less compassion I'tlf'vise Americans would be lost without their expensive complicated toys Every automobile should have a dozen buzzers which make noise relentlessly and remind the 7 that this is the era of space technology Certainly no effective wristwatch can have less than four but ’P01 d eight functions which will tell its wearer exactly what in Hong Kong Other watches which are of supreme programmed to blurt out the first stanza of "The mow Rose of Texas” every hour in order to disturb whatever “uportant meeting is taking pi ace There are some file to have life be 9 Sa'n students are especially fortunate in that the very is in confusion The student’s daily goj lectures on subjects which he knows nothing about he is luiky he will leave realizing that there are many more ®B"'hich he doesn’t understand ns should realize the great joys this sort of institu-"®h- d mayhem can bring One who enjoys confusion will disappointed in this world After all no one wjjj cver understand what every button on a of their existence J'®ttend “mniments electronic calculator is meant to do X Volloy Vlov TV OcnCcJc Hnsroo ring cer pBiiSwr o want th 55 N APPONTKEKTS 152-53- 10 Cent To Cttq Ar t"' 17 or her' “well roundedness” Interested students are asked to send a stamped envelope to semester The Scholastic 1981 is an honor society founded to recognize this Walk-a-tho- n country's top undergraduate and graduate students Sign up for the upcoming March of Dimes annual Students are selected from The event is over 280 schools covering all 50 states planned for Saturday April 25 at Willow Park sign-u- p 8 Students are selected for a m start 9 am Sponsor consideration based on the extent of their academic and sheets are available at the store both scholastic performance both Ice Cream stores in and out of the classroom and KVNU For more inforNo one factor is weighed heaviest when a new member mation contact Linda 9 Loveland is considered A student’s an Americans have developed an unusual tradition of surroun-fcn- g themselves with complexities From the day he fills out his first form whiih requires his social security number name and tome other form of obscure bit of information which is forgotten or left at home the average American will best asset must be hi Friday ns - VesaLiLjc-'--- - loans in tI"J It '3 - smtsdatrjcr assistance bax-j cC? tn tf withheld feso the rtpsysMtt Lj t loan is connived Li when non than have rispead t it the veteran r“— 1 ' 7 A C' tlrt c: Into ) ' than lulhins crJ N have not been cosdaace wiA C pmmiMory nets Tboee m£vi±r‘j C “ -themselves ia Ca ir p havingsosnahaaLufi ffifftf COtttftCt - Veterans Adnmk7Cl:j Regional OSee 113 State Street £s2t LcTjC" Ut 84133 f |