Show 271 980 Wednesday February The Utah Statesman Paue 4 MIIJN Will Harry graduate from USU red tape? nitr Il pothetual Harry wants to ratluale I'M' Will Harry make it iut if the umverMly? Follow Harry a he tries to leave Ia£an: Firt Harry applies for his application graduate pr to later the application is awarded to the persis-ten- t student Now Harry must spend hours— perhaps days— hand carmn his application to a variety of persons for "proper" simatures Harry must reprove every ihinit he has ever done to his maior adv isr his minor adviser and his dean Harry sihs "I thirk its harder toret out of t’Sl’ than to c t into it" Harry has a knack for understatement confusing Many students et hsi in the svstem requires! to yrraduate CVrtatnlv a simpler way exists to release I'Sl students A minor task that takes week to complete is subject to extensive trimming The university needs to strengthen its advising policies by motivating prfesars to do more than complacently listen to an endless line of students As was done with re lustration the graduation process also needs to lie computerized This would allow ease in filling out the graduation application Frequently after four years of extensive study and weeks of irraduation a student learns he or she must unexpectedly take a class only offered during an lrtNdy passed quarter The problem of our friend Harry is not uncommon Fveryone knows some individual who has encountered this situation We hope the revamping planned by USlf's college senators will cure some of these shortcommins In any case see you atfiin next year Harry A week unn-cesaril- Our leader Comrade Brezhnev congratulates you on your silver medahc and wishes you a pleasant flight to Afghanistan run-aroun- ” Though this be madness yet there is method in 1 ” — Shakespeare Hamlet — THIi UTAH USPS 532 640 Jus Suckling ex So A ns & Ajar 0 I Wjdey Tom komege Da Oat ©'or aswrar oen wt Stan Snk BWa tOtor e©ro cop va’eiaus ievj' eetrtennf tC’ jr edfo Lary Ba Twf UTAH STATESMAN is wnperi and By vnjOets at U’aB Start unr 0 rQi At OPtxiCxS at vne tsovt of mt editon a Bead and trust antes C Mjntd articivs and K£8Sjl lw iet Greg sugriev an carious e©ta rn mwvjger AuOty Anoesati ns Pore assistant production manages Downing advertising manage Co toorts ©’a Buftari co war's editor Camwen e®tar e©’ed tetot production do not "ecevurty react tfw aomons of Utah Saw Ufkvervy or ASliSU lITTEX POUCr Ttw Tor reverses me rtejm to reuse or print any itt to tot te irtes tyeewntren on a 65 csaac'r let and (united to 800 words at itss b rtceirt tost eonsdraeon ItTtrv must Be signed wtn a namt Stiidtnt tomfier and pnont nutnott TmE UTAH ji tauzty adviser STATESMAN el’ll 4 puBAstod tn damg ttit sctooi yta Kcept s and school tonuys Ojteg toias eeKiOng quarte freaks Veterans Day Iwnday Ttianfcspvmg Presidents' hokdayS Day holiday toy totoay This review and otknie Ntaunne Tauffer Frankie Clark The L'tah Stalest aa dm and Maggi Muar are extremely In response to John Have Urn s talented innovative teachers A "the imbreeding d d revere of the Orchesis dance con- guild deal of the dance majors are abilities displayed by ft cert Kndav Feb 22 excellent choreographers lHave Statesman leave itoai de m Since tee have not yet seen the you been to a choreography class to participate sciousnesa of jouraaSmconcert at this writing r will not showing?) address the specifics of your jwb rev ear We will however discuss What do you know about modern 68 your ifross generalizations concern- dance anyway? Where did you get Sto ing the L’SU Dance department your training? You expressed your ignorance in several ways There are two dance groups at USU Orrheaia and the USU Concert Dance Company The i former in a club to give everyone at USU (dance majors end otherwise! Granted ttoCojMj To the editor: a chance to dance and perform ! this quarter You lumped them together and much with in In response to your cartoon called them "The Utah State Stusuccess in th dent Dance Company" apparently Friday's paper concerning the Ag- does to? id gie mascot the stadium seats and lead best being unaware of the difference The Doth groups have given superior the College Bowl I would like to the to innovative and artistic perfor- enlighten you to a few facts that travel came to my attention mances in the past This is not meant to be a condemHowever the most appalling letter It is simply an attempt Florida to the statement you made (which ning to playoffs the facta in perspective place destroyed your credibility comThe ptacui First of all the Aggie mascot and pletely! was one totally insulting to schoUrsh the stadium seat lege 10000 proposal the USU Dance program "The will late forsteWJ too and cost $1500 approximately imbreeding of the artistic ideas received through the USU dance $500000 respectively and both are this enables USU concerned with athletics "" program leaves them (the dancers) caliber teams ia not However Bowl the College ill equipped to participate in the new consciousness of modern funded by student activity fees yBYU has The only cost was an initial investdance" i ment of 8200 for the packets of region b bsc This is the kind of statement The Academic Senate USU" we've come to expect in D U questions J Surely agreed to help finance the program state sto Mabery and other Utah Stain man since it is academically oriented competition to Who are you "John reviewers stv has The College Bowl is an educaKaye Leon?" So d°n‘ tional program and anyone watAre your deadlines so strict that ching would have to agree it's it has chance you must write before you think? rather entertaining The questions lot to offer Obviously you know little or range from "Name a Polish folk nothing of the dance program at dance" to "What ia the name of the Ja USU darkest part of a shadow?" To tbe editor Quiz Bowl merits chana claims ASUSU organize STATESMAN Cnte ‘Review maligns USU dancers t and school OFFICES art m room 315 Taggart Student Conte Business of tots room 31 T pnont 750 1 759 EVTQFVAt SECOND CLASS mawig paid at Utah 84321 logan ?££ |