Show die TelephonesBell and go to C s l mirr telephone m (iod re- -t its muI 2 J ’ c “IV " i to CritlCle dmittedlV It IS li ige ‘(I sui h m im-n- t at ion utter its demise hut good raid nice e rt menlier operators w ho were too buyv to handle indeid coming i ah' One rmgv dingy became as many as lull nriA dingier Kmuliv " a faulted exhausted voice would and forward the call to Pakistan "I'taaah Outside lines were more scarce than Khomeini for President Misters Idle university had less than 70 outside lines for more than 2000 phones making the odds of getting a line as high as one in iiOO Perhaps the university changed to avoid prosecution for gambling Anvone who had to dial a long distance phone call required a large meal leforehand It was impossible to take a message after getting such a call through Even in the rare event the call went through the first time the dialer's to write finders were too And those were in times of prosperity The single most often dialed nuinfier was for repairs It was probably cheqier to replace the entire system than settle the huiklog of maintenance requests The new system has an astounding array of features which we revere in ignorance to date They include automatic call back holding a call thretway calls (Somew here in this mass of technology we re trying to say "thank you ") automatic call back and forwarding calls Originally we were going to call Communication Director Hershel Hakes to congratulate him for the new telephone system Honestly we tried but we couldn't figure out how to do it fun diy It’s all academic to student senate national government is consistently fieing criticized This characteristic is also commmon to CSU's Academic Senate Last quarter's work by the Academic Senate was highlighted by a single bill concerning the T' grade Unfortunately nothing else eminent was accomplished The senate spends most of its time reviewing proposals in subcommittees Some of these are ridiculous In a late Novemfier meeting the senate discussed which songs should lie played by the Old Main carillons during December In a "crucial" decision it decided to support ( hristmas carols instead of patriotic songs Another important proposal recently reviewed would have initiated a College (fowl quiz team at IJSU The College How is a nationally sanctioned question and answer game It would have cost CSIJ $200 to start the team Many of the college senators do not help the situation Some memfiers do not do the research needed so they can intelligently vote Other memfiers just do not care One member is infamous for fieing obnoxious during senate meetings Among his many antics he puts his feet on the desk shoots rubberbands and throws paper wads Perhaps it is only this particular senate that is not doing a reputable job or maybe the entire concept needs revision The senate s purpose is to pass and review legislation which will fienefit students Each college senator receives a monthly stipend of $25 from student fees Senators are obliged to do a competent job The Academic Senate objectives should be reevaluated and some goals should In- made Otherwise it is wasting its and the university's time The for being inefficient Am oloi Sunning ftor ‘oman (Wag Mwnc4 (tosqri Mitor Matwry f0n Rornagay atnj rtfv’anmant t ?&Vest katanai Andav Rra Avw managrs asvstam product adt ctmout aoiar ilvirop Anam sactxms Slap Sna pools aOtw Comwaa 0aa copy aoaoi Aom 0 t op Auy adrtG xa Uonng xNanwg auragar & atcVhr - Ut4M shRtont Utaft EDTORiAt OPHWOHS SAff SMA Stata art aom mu mna pillars Man is his own worst w enemy — Cicero natavsaniy it nnn jnarvtv senary m syC afttad py raoa m pr m m any wn or laoart typawnftan op a 65 w amtat to AOO motif s m $t f9cmt W$l cvHRtaraban lartars must tta ugnatf mm a nama studant mano and phont mantw charactar ot t atfetorai mUcm mhart ma apmons at jun n) do suta ASuSU Uriasity LfrifH policy Tha atJita rtsafva$ ma ftgmto ad Th UTAH STATESMAN puOA&hatf m mmAhf dur r4 ma school year aRcapi dunng (man wsaas school howiavs including puafa Drsaos Vata ao mg Day hoottry MOMUyS coeois w OMCtS MrtOrW 8u ’ 0“ JJi )1t |