Show 1 w i n j I 1 o 0 WHY THEY SLEEP IN CHURCH hypnotism not drowsiness declared to be the cause churchgoers dont sleep in church they undergo an hypnotic trance the soothing voices and mild music and monotonous recitative of a chuoc i service put forth powerful hypnotic influences and that Is why the pews resemble a railroad track in the abundance of their sleepers the speaker a hypnotist banged the table vehemently dont laugh he said its true hypnotism not drowsiness Is what makes you sleep in church through your auditory nerve sound waves are passed to your brain that are as et as though a professional hyp had made them sound you know is the newest and best hyp botic at first in the church service the periodicity of the wave alterations Is short there Is a little speaking then more music and just when you are getting properly lulled the clergy man in a modulated agreeable sooth lug voice speaks on and on and on and you begin to nod you are hyp n tl cally speaking entranced the average church service Is scientifically correct hypnotic inspru ment no wonder then it puts many of us to sleep |