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Show A euphemism, according to Webster, is a word or phase that is less expressive or direct, but is considered less distasteful or offensive than another. class is active wear, according to the label. You frequently see sportswear, but I guess active wear is a new one aimed at those who abhor the thought of sports. For my use, a better term would be cover up. When I have my sweats on they are covering up my swimsuit-cla- d body and Im either conserving my energy for the upcoming class, or Im so pooped from participation that activity is the farthest thing from my mind. Besides, Ive got class. I dont sweat, I perspire. Dont you? Then there are the areas of the department store where clothing for we stouter women is sold. Advertisers and retailers use euphemisms a lot. Ive been collecting a few examples. Just the other day I got a new sweat No suit. retailer in his right mind is going to market sweats - cant you just see Stout, honesty forces me to admit, is a euphemism for fat. sweats plastered on the back wall of your local department store in big red letters? Neither can I, so what Im now wearing to and from my aqua jazz Children's Theater Stores must resort to euphemisms in segregating those areas of the store from others. Obviously they cant call it what it is, although some come close. You wont see Stout Shop. What you will see are such things as womens sizes, which you must admit has the possibility of being misinterpreted. Then there are misses sizes, it which actually says nothing kind of misses the boat all the way around. And of course, there are queen sizes. I suspect that was invented to go along with king-size- Whats she like? he asks. ' Oh, trying to get together, you might tell him that she has a really sweet spirit. Nuff said. We kind of pussyfoot around death. No one ever dies, they pass away, depart, meet their Maker, expire or cross the bar. Some even perish. If youve ever bought a life insurance policy, one sure way to make the salesman uncomfortable is to talk lightly about when I croak. They get quite nervous. Editors get quite nervous with the term passed away. Mine told me he might kill me if he saw that come up in a story. We used to skirt issues dealing Somehow the royal connotation has never made me any more thrilled with it. Some stores just post a sign large frankly, Like it or not, that about sums it up. Whatever term they choose to use, when youre shopping in that area of the store youre always looking around for somebody who might even be more queen-sizethan you are. And you sort of resent it when some skinny minnie, obviously shopping for a relative, pokes around in your territory. sizes. d What they mean when they tell you that your child is a hyperactive challenge, says Jo, is that the kid is a brat. Children dont steal, she adds, they accidentally take things. Kids these days arent dumb or slow. They have disorders such as dyslexia, or they are unmotivated. Instead of dumbbell English, college freshmen are taking remedial courses. Wednesday. Camden, the mirror; Andy Ries, the woodsman. Also, Brian Maddocks, the King; Becky Bennett, the kings adviser; Kelly Mounteer, the prince; Janeal Burbank, the witch. Playing the seven dwarfs will be Eric Wiberg as Doc; Lisa Parry, Grumpy; Colleen Sandoval, Happy; Marilee Asay, Dopey; Josette Murhrerch, Bashful; Bobby Stephenson, Sneezy; Cliff Sleepy. Wendy Pass will be narrator for the program. Children from Huff and Puff preschool will be invited to the program, along with little brothers and sisters of cast members and classes from the school. Geld-mache- r, Palm Sunday Services Planned At Westvale GRANGER. Rev. Ginger Gryz-wan- a will conduct Palm Sunday services at Westvale Presbyterian church at 7 p.m. Maundy Thursday communion services will be held at 7:30 p.m. on April 19. An Easter egg hunt for children grade school age and younger will be held on the church grounds at 10:30 a.m. on Saturday, April 21. Easter services will be held at 9: 30 and 11 a.m. on April 22. All services will be conducted by Rev. Gryzwana. A womens retreat is being planned for May heart. I hear Jake Gam its While sometimes refreshing to have a spade called a spade, it can sure get one into a great deal of trouble. drawing will be held May 11. The menu this week for the daily luncheon offers Salisbury steak on Monday, roast pork on Tuesday, spaghetti and meat balls on Wednesday, Swiss steak on Thursday and breaded fish on Friday. All senior citizens are welcome to participate, but must make reservations at least one day in advance, she said. The cost is $1 25 per person fund-raisin- MAGNA. Varied activities are being planned for participants at the Magna Senior Citizen Center, according to Carolyn Koch, director. Monday is being set aside as card day at the center, featuring canasta, 500, Hollywood rummy and bridge. The thought behind the proposal, that is having tattooed on his hand. Mrs. Koch explained, is to offer people a place to relax and have fun. On April 20 there will be a Good Friday program presented by the Valley West Baptist church choir. She also stressed that those who intended to eat with the seniors should make reservations at least one day in advance by calling The center will be sponsoring a g project that will include a drawing on two quilts and a stuffed animal which were hand made at the facility. Tickets are three for $1. The Thrifty shoppers read the Green Sheet classifieds! SPRING SALE SAVE NOW ON ROOFING SIDING STORM WINDOWS 'Card Day' Is Slated At Center 18-1- Beware of the tongue, its in a wet place and might slip, is an adage that many have taken to Politicians always speak 'Oz', 'Snow White' Due On KJHS Stage The program will include The Wizard of Oz and Snow White. Both productions will be performed in intimate theater style with the audience seated on stage. straight euphemistically. I heard a Congressman just the other day talking about what a hard job his is, how it isnt all glamour. He made it sound like a horrible experience, but Ill bet he spends - KEARNS. Advanced drama classes at Kearns junior high will present the schools annual childrens theater productions hundreds of thousands to get reelected. In fact, he was at that very moment announcing his intention to seek another term. Every once in awhile you feel like youve done something right, he stated Yeah, I thought, on the way to the bank. No one has the euphemism art down better than Ronald Reagan. He has wiggled out of countless situations created by cabinet members who said what half of us were already thinking. And Reagan makes you feel good about it when he sets the record My friends who are mothers claim that teachers are often guilty of euphemistically speaking. shes really nice, you respond enthusiastically, changing the subject immediately. Or, if its a couple of Mormons youre - proclaiming with or related to sex, but thats no longer so. Would that it were, in some instances. Theres that old saw you always use when youre trying to arrange a blind date. "No Job Too Big or Too Small" t REE ESTIMATES HO OBLIGATION VERL ASAY INDUSTRIES CAit '30 Years Experience!" 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