Show DONT YOU MIND trouble don t you mind it and don t you mind the care push em all behind you and dream 0 heavens tair the sorrows that like shadow come falling cross the way will fade before the sunbeams and blos coming of may don t you mind the thunder and skies that threaten low don t you mind the wind sighs that keep a walling so for every sigh we hear dear there 11 come a lilting tune for every bit of trouble there II 11 come the ot june don t you mind the grieving grief must play its part tears must blind the eight dear ere loy creeps in the heart don t you mind the tl astles that wound fe weary feet we must know the bitter that we may know the sweet milwaukee sentinel two souls etc I 1 hope I 1 shall never coming out ot a saloon henry peck I 1 hope you never will maria houston post TWO OF THEM thought omar alive yes indeed said the pretty col lege girl our literary club held a meeting last night and I 1 tell you we just went wild over omar khanyan gracious exclaimed the rural aunt in horrified indignation it Is just a sin and a shame the way gals these days are falling in love with chicago dally news somewhat stingy what a stingy fellow old Gr ly Is hardly a name for his complaint why it he owned a flower store he would worry himself to death because the people who passed might get ahins of fragrance without paying him tor them achl cago herald the obstacle itself eva yes I 1 am a great believer in onions as why when a girl diets on onions she Is pretty enough to kiss jack but who wants to kiss a girl who diets on chicago dally news TIME TO GO boys we ve had a ripping time miss rose misa rose well then I 1 wish you d tear yourselves away cincinnati en strange indeed tall bard here is an article that says overeating prevents poets from writing good poetry short bard great homer who ever heard of a poet suffering from overeating 9 chicago news there are others feast the mole 1 a prudent little animal it has always tour or alve out lets to Us home in the earth so that it can elude danger Crimson beak oh well I 1 have two doors and several windows on the first floor of my house and it I 1 think my wile s awake I 1 put on my slipper yonkers statesman good reason I 1 certainly was shocked said the starn woman to hear that you were married I 1 marry the best man on earth he never gave you the chance retorted mrs bridey because he as me that I 1 was the only girl be ever proposed to A preference would you prefer to have your son a rhetorician or an athlete 9 A rhetorician answered farmer corntassel a good one can make the average person look like a molly cod die without running any risk what ever of physical wash ington star bronson I 1 never tell my boy that I 1 boat take him to the circus it he isn t good woodson why not bronson I 1 dont care to take any chances I 1 TO tired ot worrying tor fear bell do something that 11 keep the whole family home in darkest africa your highness announced the royal adviser the white explorer begs the permission to penetrate your king kingi i dom he saya he will cure much sick ness by distributing cough medicine on his way very likely replied king gumbo with a broad grin all the white men try to make us poor savagosa cough up back to the elephant grove with him and then the king ordered the sounding of the war drum not to be caught again exclaimed a welsh hotel proprietor as a departing guest prepared to photograph the establish ment I 1 rejoice to see that you take with you one little memento of your visit it shows you have been happy here Is it not so not exactly was the morose an awer im taking it to prevent any chance of my making a mistake and coming here again THE REASON dinner I 1 notice you always coa tribute to the missionary society skinner yes I 1 always try to make my money go as tar as possible brooklyn eagle A hard language to understand bacon I 1 see that jeremiah curtin at present living in bristol vt Is said to he the master of seventy lan grages egbert and yet he might go to london and ask a bus man a question and have to give it up after the bus man had repeated his answer a dozen times yonkers statesman campaign of education in the summer remarked the obese passenger with the big diamond stud people should eat nothing but cold food and drink the coldest water obtainable ah exclaimed the railway detec alve you are evidently a doctor biot me replied the I 1 man ice dealer chicago dally news his pious view first passenger on the L we ought to agitate tor better service second passenger oh no why not leave the matter to those in whose bands providence has placed the transit facilities of the country puck how did he know lumbley thinks that automobiles are a snare and a delusion does he labor under one of those delusions lite too rare guest can you tell me what that chap with the long hair Is doing over there proprietor Is monsieur deaf zat Is one great musician imported from paree guestis eh well he Is like this beef you just served me proprietor how Is zat monsieur guest why be Is raw and needa plenty of roasting chicago dally new expert testimony foreigner I 1 often hear of the hapli transit problem in this country what Is the nature of it native when you get on one ot these lightning trains mister its a problem whether you re going to get through alive or not chicago trib une A sure sign jones must be getting ready to run or e any he admits that hes one of the common people chicago record herald j mi A |