Show ANSWERS TO THE CURIOUS no amateur thespian the heavy man it not a stage wait an old subscriber is informed that wives are not lik beefsteak you can not make them tender by beating them A lover the ft ay to open the door to a successful courtship Is very sim pie all you have to do is ring the belle if epicure wants the best way of avoiding indigestion through mince jle the remedy Is easily learned don t eat it A correspondent who signs herself fastidious wants to know how to convey a delicate hint to a lady guest who persists in using cigarettes if she smokes put her out applies equally whether she smokes cigarettes or sets herself on fire easy mark asks the surest way of detecting counterfeit notes try to get to serve a term on the grand jury and then you will know how to find true bills it Is hard to answer your question without further data lily bell the tact that your heart flutters strangely and that you are always blushing may be either signs that you are romantic ally in love or that you have indulges alon worried it buying a new bonnet is a crime in you husband 9 eyes just charge it to him baltimore american BREEZY INDEED she I 1 think hes such a breezy chap he he certainly does blow a great deal about himself brooklyn eagle everybody busy father has gone bade to riding a wheel the 1 is madly gyrating mother has bought a ne v automobile and tl e children are all roller skating washington star our own imitations Pol lofting is a correct imitation of a syndicate say old man what do you do for jokes when you can t think of any to write 0 then I 1 just write some jokes that ain t jokes replied the joke smith P S imitations like this six for a quarter milwaukee sentinel the interest in risks people are always willing to listen to a man who wants to make a speech yes answered ansa ered senator sorghum it s the sporting instinct of the amer ican people they know he s taking a chance on saying something he will be sorry tor washington star HIGHER AMBITION ella marry you why you coulden couldn t dress me edgar I 1 asking tor a poel f alon as ladys maid transition the sun shines out in gorgeous style followed by a cold wave later the world s a hot house for awhile and next day a great refrigerator washington star an advantage of elaborate D action you bay he accused you of being untruthful 7 that s what happened answered mute pete with much embarrassment and lives to tell the tale well you see he used long words in such a roundabout way that he was out own before I 1 had figuered figg ered out exactly what he meant wah ington star A misnomer tw as 12 of the night and the tired man unable to sleep was listening to the dog barking after rats on one side another howling at the on the other side cats fighting and on a shed near by and rats ng as they scurried to their holes and these fool nature writers call them our dumb animals he mut baltimore american REAL REASON she grace could get along with her husband if she wanted to where there s a will there s a way he her husband says where there s a will there s a won t chicago jour nal the old old story of mystic new tl bugl t cults I 1 ve tried in vain to be a scholar only to learn that after all it takes hard work to earn the dollar judge fellow travellers Trav ellers A greenwich man tells of a con farmer who after having driven a lot of bogs to greenwich sold them for precisely isely what had been offered him before he left home you don t seem to have made much by bringing your hogs down here remarked the man who tells the story well no replied the agriculture 1st dejectedly I 1 aint made no mon ey but then you know he added his face brightening I 1 bad the company of the hogs on the way down har pers weekly molly how are you going to reform him dolly marry him molly goodness does he need such heroic treatment as thata may red v aus mar had a little am also some little buns she made sandwiches out of them just like the railroad ones judge theoretical treasure some rich men are unable to count all their money yes said young mrs borkins when charley sits down and figures how much he Is going to win at the track next day I 1 am almost certain he isn t going to be able to count it washington star never recover Sk Is going to write a poem on the railway eating house sand has be ever eaten onea no but he intends to then he 11 never write the poem milwaukee sentinel heard in the green room first actor congratulate me old man I 1 have been married just ten ears to day to one woman second actor nothing I 1 ve been married twice to my present wife in five ears chicago new his exceptions do you expect to make the people believe all you say no answered senator sorghum it will be a pretty good job tt I 1 convince them that I 1 believe all of it myself washington star shrewd guess miss darling must be very popular judging from the size of her mail yes I 1 think most of it consists vt sealed proposals baltimore can |