Show 61 information WANTED stranger beg pardon sir but you hae it in your power to do me a giet favor and one that I 1 will gladly repay bankrupt sadly ia I 1 am 1 you have made a mistake I 1 am of no use to anybody I 1 nave just failed for halt a million with no assets so I 1 heard you knew it and yet you say I 1 an ba of service to youa yes sir I 1 beg you will not ie fuse but what can a m lerable bankrupt like me do tor any onea I 1 want you to tell me sir how you got so much credit I 1 am from chicago value of exper ence fond mother why my dear what is the matt era daughter recently married boo hoo my husband doean doesn t lo 10 love nu rny more he dian didn t kiss me aher he came home and he he kept edg ing away from me whenever I 1 went near him and and now he s in the 1 arary and don t want don t want to be disturbed boo hoo hoo lend mother calm yourself mi dear he loves i ou as much as ever but I 1 suppose he has taken a drink md doean doesn t want ou to know it N Y weekly F of all the excitable individual came in late and when the man in the coat room took longer than usual to check his coat his temper knew no bounds hurry up he exploded and heck my coat can t you see I 1 have been stand ng here an houra 1 n an replied the oti er calm ly it Is not sour coat you want checked then what Is it blockhead 7 why your temper sir chicago dally news MADE IN PARIS they say mazie s newly acquired wealth has gone to her head yes she s wearing nothing but am ported millinery chicago journal his idea of it of course ou are in favor of im proving the consular service 9 I 1 am answered senator sor what we want in all branches of government service is a corps of subordinate employ tS so anat the person appointed as the lead cant possibly go wrong washing ton star DIFFERENT minks plays golf so well he ought to be a professional yes I 1 suggested it to him but he says nothing would induce him to work so hard in hot weather brooklyn eagle A taking G rl she took my hand in sl eiterer nooks she took my flowers money books gloves anything I 1 cared to send sl e took my rival in the end royal magazine joshing her mr A going down town to select our spring hat eha well you bet ter wait until night mrs A in surprise night georgea mr A ou say it was going to be a dreama chicago daily news probably first passenger I 1 wonder why we are making such a long stop at this second a traveler of experience I 1 presume it is because no one hap pens to be trying to catch the train roal magazine accumulate ng them did your friend who travels so much get the grip this winters very much so he got two of mine and one of my brothers baltimore Amer clan A gentle hint he tell me confidentially how much did the bonnet cost youa she george there Is but one way in which you can obtain the right to inspect bills he roii d acal magazine will power W ns all yields before abe strong ind camet will it grows by exercise it excites confidence in others while it takes to itself the lead difficulties beffie w uch mere cleverness fails and wh h leaves the irresolute pros and helpless vanish before it they not only do not impede its ress but it often makes of them step ping stones to a higher and more en during triumph dr tulloch WAS EXCUSABLE gent in light overcoat by the way please apologize to your wife for me passed her last night without speaking gent in frock coat oh all right old chap I 1 often do so my self eel ased abe fashionable girl wept confide said mamma boohoo sobbed the girl I 1 am always receiving disappointments you know I 1 had made arrangements to startle society by eloping with our chauffeur yes my dear well I 1 have just found out that ethel gilder ts passing the tip that she Is going to elope with the pilot of an airship chicago daily news what shall we say what is the abeld asked the ec biting attorney it ane toren an of the grind arv haven t ou indicted the corporation men yes we indicted them an hour and a balf ago cespon ed the tore nan bit the ire in a deadlock over the wording of the apology that must go along with the indictment judge HIS CHANCE he you don t realize how I 1 love ou I 1 could die kissing you she well perhaps it you come round to morrow when father s here ou can gratify your ambition ins de information if evers mortal would confess all frankly hat he must endure how often would we scorn success how often envy ches obscure star not just fed mrs eppson your former nurse girl applied to me for a position to day why did she leave your employ mrs she whipped darling fido unmercifully for almost nothing mrs eppson indeed mrs desayle yes he haan hadn t done a thing but bite the baby chicago daily news so N ce of them gunner I 1 tried to tease my wife about women always getting off the street car backward she said it waa etiquette guyer Etiquette 7 gunner yes she said they consid ered it impolite to turn thear backs on the conductor chicago dally news HE WAS WISE jennie tom says we wont be mar ried until after easter her father it you get a new hat you 11 have to stick him for it gr t man needs grit in his nerves the hen need hers in her food |